Lol i had a warning saying that most accounts who don't post will get deleted during a cleansing process. :)

Hello I'm New
 

Its good to be Canadian.

from time to time I do clean house and find ways to make sure we have good community members

Well I hope I will fall into that category. :)

Trying to get used to this whole board. I browsed mostly on my iPhone, but on an actual computer. Must different. Especially since I'm posting, hehe. :)

Hey, I'm chicken_breasts, I accidentally came across this forum... It looks interesting here, so I decided to join! Hi...

Hi I'm dwellersire and I'm a human.

New
 

Hi, I'm Dadx4 and I'm new here. I accidentally found the site and I joined out of intrigue....

I love that we are found by random!

Welcome all!

Hi there!!

I am Frankenstein.

And I love firesign theater

Hello everyone.

Found this site by chance and was intrigued.

Hope to make some good connections here!

hello Everyone! Thaank you and it is so wonderfull to be here!

welcome favansc, fledgelove and my favorite new name girloveswaffles! (thats a killer)
dont touch the yogurt in the fridge....its Uncle Phils and hes very testy....

stepping in very carefully and pausing right next to cdwonderful who invited me in here...pinching his cute little ass cheeks...before I head off to turn to the room and smile, opening my arms and showing my hands to introduce myself...

"Hello, my name is Tasineah and I am a Missus and I live in Ohio and just set up my account. It a pleasure to have been invited here...I am a silver femme..older, wiser, maturing beautifully yet playfully.

I span many labels sexually and will let you guess which ones I wear like hat pins. The one that never changes is femme. Well, even that, can be altered as I am considering butching it up some to give someone a little suprise..."

smiling wickedly at cdwonderful..then waving at everyone good bye before I head to the threads to read all the delicious details..and perhaps, to add a few of my own...

Wow as far as i can see there are lots of insomniacs :D thats kinda relief 4 me.How to introduce myself...Im 19 years old,student,im insomniac from 5 years,sometimes i hate it,sometimes i feel its the best thing ever happened to me.I think there's always gonna be this ambivalnce about insomnia,but i think thats the fascination actually. :)

i think you'll fit right in tasineah

welcome to TFP. pinch CD's ass cheeks for me again will you?

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sleeping pill - welcome. what makes you an insomniac if youve only been one for 5 years?

feel free to plough through our threads. theres plenty of stuff in there

:::slow grin::: encourage me anytime...a fine ass to be pinched....

Welcome.

Best post in this thread ever.

:::batting my pretty eyes:::

well...thank you so much for such a grand compliment...come say hello to me in the threads too....and I might just pinch your ass too..if you arent part of a couple. I havent read your profile. I dont touch someone's Bf/Gf...but if you are single...dont leave your backside unattended..laughing with a wink...

welcome.

hope you enjoy the website

:)

and... pleeease don't tuch me.

i'm single, and that's how it will stay

:expressionless::expressionless::grumpy:

bowing politely...as you wish...I do nothing without invitation...

yay.

it is nice to meet you

:)

hi
 

I've clicked on reply to insert this post I cannot see a new thread button so I hope I am right I have just joined here hello all hope I like it.

welcome tony007.

if you wanted to start a new thread, go to the relevant section of TFP you want to start a thread in. In the top left hand corner (under the TFP video picture) there should be a "new thread" button.

click on that and you're good to go.

Hello, my name is Jason. Nice to meet you all. I just set up my account here, to share stories with you all and to hear everyone elses, and to learn something. It's been a pleasure, being a member like all the rest of you.

Hello

dont say too much, do ya?

Hello everyone......I just happened upon the site and after doing some lurking decided to join......Really like all the topics that are up for discussion on here....Hope I like it here

Greetings everyone....I am a great debater that just happened upon your site. I look forward to great, open minded and intelligent discussion with all of you.

Hello hello.

I'm ZuLie, from Finland. I have never been in forums with so many people from USA... Lets see how different or similar we are. :)

I enjoy reading funny threads (and sometimes replying to them), but serious conversations are okay also from time to time. Lets see how I survive here.

I enjoy drinking beer, whistling, singing, watching movies, playing computer games, swimming in the lakes, etc.

hello. I've been thinking about joining this site for a while because the atmosphere seems friendly, but i only got around to registering now because i'm avoiding working on an essay...

anyone here know something about the Tuskegee machine?

jo
 

hi, my name is joanne and I like this forum for when I am on the bus. that's all i really want to say about myself this morning.

Hi guys. Plan9 sent me here. He probably doesn’t know that I own a Lady GaGa album, and now it’s too late.

I live in Seattle. Sort of. I just moved here and I’m living in my brother’s closet. I used to live in a remote town in Colorado, where the horse population was about even with the Angry Hick population. If you walked too far outside of town, you were likely to get stampeded by one or the other. I didn’t like it much.

I haven’t joined a new forum in 5 years, so I don’t really remember how to do it. I should double post a lot and use a bright red font, right? Maybe I’ll use a lot of smileys, sometimes in the place of actual content? Should I type in all caps, and cuss people out when there's a difference of opinion? Yeah, that sounds about right. I think I’ll do all of that, all at once, constantly.

Hello & welcome!
Jadangel
John3303
Zulie
helix_luco
oishjfisdsdf & Crack Monk

Glad you found TFP.

Hi all I am b-n-littlej
 

I am very very new so please be patient with me. I am not fast at typing. I thought I'd introduce myself, I am trying to make some changes and heres one of them :confused::confused:

Is the possession of said album your way of defending yourself against the Angry Hick mobs, Crack Monk? I hear they start melting like the wicked witch upon sight or sound of Lady Gaga.

Welcome b-n-littlej, and don't worry about typing quickly. We're not exactly the Indy 500 of internet traffic. Hopefully TFP will be the change you're looking for =)

hello everyone...i am angela...i am new to this forum...please can anyone educate me

It seems like you kinda ended in the middle of your sentence there =). Welcome anyway, angela25

Hello all I am Lone Wolf :)

After coming here via a google post and reading some of the very helpful, mature posts other members were getting I decided to register here as I may need advice on similar thing in the near future, it seems like a great forum :)

I'm always curious as to what people are searching for when they find TFP. Most of the time it seems like it is something really obscure.

I was looking for advice on how to get over my crappy relationship and somehow I went from divorce to kinky sex and... enter TFP.

This place is like a chocolate-covered bear trap. Seems like a good idea at first, but then it snatches you and you can't leave.

plan 9...you said snatch....

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if you are looking for an education, this is a good place to get one. But you also have to participate. See, we like to answer questions and discuss matters. And we need people to ask and bring up things.

I myself am new...not even a month old...but I am contrary enough that I have shoved aside the rituals of being shy. Try that. Dont be shy. Jump right in and start posting....