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05-08-2011, 06:50 PM
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Upright
Location: Suburban Bliss
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Awkwardly shuffles in
*walks into room dragging feet with dull, glazed over eyes
*falls onto couch and picks up remote Whats up? *scrolls through channel guide 3 times Yup....still 300 channels with nothing worth watching... *checks the time I suppose I better go empty the dishwasher before she gets home. |
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05-09-2011, 04:16 AM
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Asshole
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Location: Chicago
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Hi there!
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05-09-2011, 06:41 AM
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Psycho
Location: The Aluminum Womb
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does that mean you only have an appetite for suburban brains?
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05-09-2011, 08:40 AM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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Oh, good. I was going to ask that you kindly not eat my brains, but I guess I don't have to worry about that
 And, welcome.
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05-09-2011, 09:58 AM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Hail, friend.
If there is one thing I've learned it's that you can take the boy out of suburbia, but you can't take the suburbia out of the boy....
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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05-09-2011, 10:23 AM
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Junkie
Location: Greater Harrisburg Area
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canceling the cable is one of the best things I ever did, give it a try sometime.
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05-09-2011, 11:15 AM
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loving the curves
Location: my Lady's manor
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Start a random blog of your own zombie-licious scripts for the youtube video-making crowd. It still might mean there's nothing on, but it would be your nothing, dammit!
Oh, and so long as you don't go about randomly consuming the flesh/brains of folks napping by the sprinkler in their suburban yards on a lazy summers day, you're ok in my book
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And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ...  I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca |
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