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Old 05-08-2011, 06:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Awkwardly shuffles in

*walks into room dragging feet with dull, glazed over eyes
*falls onto couch and picks up remote

Whats up?

*scrolls through channel guide 3 times

Yup....still 300 channels with nothing worth watching...

*checks the time

I suppose I better go empty the dishwasher before she gets home.
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Old 05-09-2011, 04:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hi there!
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Old 05-09-2011, 06:41 AM   #3 (permalink)
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does that mean you only have an appetite for suburban brains?
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Old 05-09-2011, 08:05 AM   #4 (permalink)
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I don't eat brains but I do have a mindless appetite for consumer goods....
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Old 05-09-2011, 08:40 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Oh, good. I was going to ask that you kindly not eat my brains, but I guess I don't have to worry about that



And, welcome.
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Old 05-09-2011, 09:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Hail, friend.

If there is one thing I've learned it's that you can take the boy out of suburbia, but you can't take the suburbia out of the boy....
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Old 05-09-2011, 10:23 AM   #7 (permalink)
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*walks into room dragging feet with dull, glazed over eyes
*falls onto couch and picks up remote

Whats up?

*scrolls through channel guide 3 times

Yup....still 300 channels with nothing worth watching...

*checks the time

I suppose I better go empty the dishwasher before she gets home.
Welcome,

canceling the cable is one of the best things I ever did, give it a try sometime.
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Old 05-09-2011, 11:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Start a random blog of your own zombie-licious scripts for the youtube video-making crowd. It still might mean there's nothing on, but it would be your nothing, dammit!

Oh, and so long as you don't go about randomly consuming the flesh/brains of folks napping by the sprinkler in their suburban yards on a lazy summers day, you're ok in my book
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