Hi there. Just joined this site. And this is my very first post. Yeah, a newbie. Looking forward for more learning and interesting discussion. This is it for now.

Hey Richard, if you try to spam us again, you'll find me stealing your ability to log on here gone. Because I fucking hate spammers.

For the record, he's trying to sell all of us security systems in Seattle. I've deleted his signature link. The funny thing is, you're in The Phillippines, Richard, not Seattle.

I don't think that you and I will ever be friends. Sorry.

This is my first post to the forum, HI!
 

I am delighted to find your site. I found it whilst searching for solutions to quite a few bad neighbor issues.

introduction
 

Hi, i'm new on here... i read ishmael about 5 year ago and have just read my ishmael... great inspirational...

really interesting to explore innovative ideas further with likeminded people who might have come up with a few already.... :)
I'm looking to buy some more Quinn books over the next little while... say months... i feel a bit stuck in my taker life and so some practical and easy to implement strategies would be useful i'm hoping to pick up some ideas here...
Alice :)

Hi, I’m new too. I’m not a posterbot, spammer or 50 year old man posing as a 13 year old boy.
However, I am totally naked. I use to work for the government, so I’m probably a cunt.
I’m an engineer; I keep fish and bait Christians for sport.
What else?
Oh, I have a 12” ego.

Nice to be here

welcome new people!

random, i think you'll fit right it.

xephani, there's plenty of 'book people' here

and tutu, advice isnt the only thing we're good at

welcome again!

Thanks, is there some kind of initiation?
Do I have to drink a glass of Site Administrator piss, while you all chant “One of us! One of us! Google Gaggle! Google Gaggle”?
Not that I’m into piss or anything, I’m just really into chanting, and I’m not one to turn down a free pint of Fosters.

IrishTuTu
“I found it whilst searching for solutions to quite a few bad neighbor issues.”

I moved OK!?
I got the message after you left that burning cross in my front garden!
And I’m not even black!
God woman!

No initiations. But you do need to learn to use the quote feature properly.

Fosters?

oh god..you're not aussie are you?

you need to drink real aussie beer... XXXX

No, English. That's why I compared Fosters to piss, or as they called it in the 90’s ad campaign, “The Amber Nectar”. I’ll expanded that category of drink to include XXXX, Millers, Coors and Bud.

What’s the proper use of the quote function? All I can see is a tick box.

If you're using the default "green" skin, then you'll see two boxes in the lower right of every post on the board - "quote" and "quote +". Clicking on the "quote +" button will highlight that button but do nothing more inandof itself. You can click multiple ones if you'd like. If you click the "quote" button, you're taken to the "advanced reply" page automatically with the quoted text already embedded in the reply box. If you clicked any "quote +" for other quotes beforehand, those will be included as well.

Let me know if you're using other skins because the buttons are in other spots.

As it stands, it's difficult tell what's your original text and when you're quoting someone. You're going to be taken a lot more seriously if you learn to use those kinds of basic features. Not using them will just encourage folks to gratually stop reading your posts because you're making them work harder. That's human nature at work.

Ah, I got you. I was looking in the reply box.
Thanks Mr The Jazz.

Hello and welcome to TFP, Random Hair and others. These days the federal supreme court (not to mention our admins) prohibit hazing. So if you haven't been hazed but want to completely voluntarily go through the process anyway just let me know and I'll do what I can do for you.

hi , this is san, i newly join here...i like this fourm..

Welcome, San. I like this place, too. Have fun jumping into the conversation.

Hello! =)

I am new to this site so hello :)

I am now noticing that you are new to this site. Hello.
You have now been formally welcomed, so feel free to make your presence known.

Wow,

First posts are hard, but I'll be putting in my 2 cents now and then. I'm going to go explore the forums now.

greetings :) welcome to oru space here on the internet!

I would just like to say hello to everyone hope i can b of help to anyone as well as i might need help also

Well, I'm new... surprise surprise huh?

I just kinda came across this forum by accident and it looked interesting. Don't really know what else to say. But Hi, and look forward to meeting some of you on the forum.

Hi, new user here. This is my third post, I found about this site while researching a twitch in my leg muscle and saw discussions that catered to my interests.

hey i have a question. my husband and i have been together for ^ years now. we haven't had sex for 6 months we have talked about this and agree that we both want it and with each other but don't know how to initiate it. advise please

Hi.

Surprise him with something you know is sexy. Let nature take it's course. If you don't know, then ask.

Hello. New. Found this site while googling "forums with intelligent people" or some variant thereof. Then had it recommended by a friend. So... there you go.

Hello
 

OK hopefully I am doing this right. Diff set up to other forums I have been on but here you go!!!

woah... you're right, there you are!

welcome to those newcomers, duck, poetry... duck poetry... quack quack, quack, quack quack quack, quack quack quack, quack quack, quack quack quack quack, quack quack

Hi Poetry, Hi Duck

welcome guys! is Duck a reference to Monty Python?

I think "duck" is supposed to be an instruction from your future selves. Much like in Bill and Ted.

Also, finger-snaps for Cynthetic's duck poetry.

Hello & welcome to all TFP newcomers.
looking forward to reading your brilliant musings.

Please post them frequently!

( so says me who hasn't posted much lately.)

That reminds me, I need to go ask a question about youtube embedding.

Introducing myself
 

I have just joined Tilted Forum and have been asked to introduce myself. I have not had time to look around this site yet but my first impression is favourable. I run my own website, which has had over 130,000 visitors to date but is ignored by all the browsers. If you want to see it, you might find it by asking your browser for Garrett Jones LOVE - NOT WAR. I was 82 yesterday but am trying to use what time is left for me to cut though all the irrelevanceies which prevent us from confronting the damnable fact that we have allowed national armies to go on amassing arms for 'defence' even at a time when we are still struggling to emerge from economic disaster; we also resolutely refuse to confront our own bisexuality and the enormous potential this could have for making men far keener to love each other - warmly and wholeheartedly - then to butcher each other, and anyone else who gets in the way. I'm hoping not to be alone.

You sure are! Welcome!

Hi, everyone! ::waves hello to comply with rules and whatnot::

A little about me, let's see...

I'm a gamer who plays mostly MMOs and RPGs. I also read a lot of horror and Sci-Fi. I work as a writer -- mostly marketing and sales copy, but I promise not to try to sell anyone anything here -- and I work from home, so I may be on the boards at any hour if I settle in.

Also, I registered solely on the basis of the 'do women masturbate' conversation elsewhere on the boards. I figure any place where people will discuss that openly and happily is a good place to be.

welcome to TFP Lanapanda.

except for paedophilia, almost everything else is open for discussion, so feel free to open up any topic you like, or join an existing one.

Hi Mindy - do you still have romance and kindness? Before you married, when you first dated - I bet the pair of you spent ages getting ready for dates 'in case'. Although there is a great deal to be said for the comfort of old slippers - think youre not that old yet. Do you compliment each other? Its easy to forget such things - I think every girl deserves to have a princess day now and then - and every boy too - but undefr a different name I guess. Enjoy yourself here.

hello,

I want to make some email friends to write better English. My native language is Dutch and I must learn a lot more to become a professional English writer. I am Hindustani (indian ancestors) and born in Surinam.

Nice to be here around. Hope to learn new things.

bye

dewanand
by the way, I live in Delft city, HOlland, with my hindu cat, Wieru.

New Here
 

It told me I needed to post and introduce myself. I am a female just in the process of discovery freedom in my sexuality. Enjoying the ride, learn more all the time :eek:

New to TFP
 

I came across the forum via a search and was immediately struck by the quality and variety of the threads. I love the idea of smart people talking about some of the most interesting issues/activities/desires/troubles/joys we experience as humans, yet often don't have the right...um, forum to explore them in. Sorry, awkward sentence.

I read a book last summer "The Dawn of Sex" which I thought was very interesting. It came, for me, right after I'd read "Born to Run" about the barefoot running movement. My conclusions: humans are born to run and born to f***. But I look forward to a more thoughtful conversation about that than my last sentence might indicate.

I'm getting older and feel more enlightened, thanks to a relatively new partnership, a second marriage, which has created a wonderful opportunity for adventure and exploration - both intellectually and physically, and artistically, in a way.

Not sure what else to say by way of introduction, but hope to be able to read and post with some regularity.

Hi there!

I don't usually introduce myself in forums, but i guess i could go for it (quickly, it's late) this time.

I found this forum with google by accident, maybe a week ago. I noticed that it has a large userbase and a good ammount of intriguing discussions. After looking back today i couldn't resist registering.

Ok, so this wasn't actually an introduction at all. I guess that comes in time.