"I am not a pervert" - Sometimes the mind boggles.
 

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/20...732715098.html

... How is this even legal?! A dolphin? What in the name of...?

This woman has some serious issues.

It kinda keeps the light alive for my ultimate goal of marrying an Xbox 360.

Some people are just wierd, everyone knows their wierd but just laugh behind their hands.

This is one of said people.

I once had a ham sandwich that I loved and wanted to marry. Then I remembered that I'm already married. Then I ate the ham sandwich.

I once had a woman that I loved and wanted to marry. Then I remembered that I'm already married to a ham sandwich. Then I ate the woman.

:D

Somethings fishy about this story.
What does she look like?

Wait till the husband finds out what he got into.

My son wants to marry ketchup. I told him that we'd have none of their kind in this family. It's "catsup"...or no wedding.

We can't judge. Where's your tolerance people?!

So...he's...a jewfin?

What about the children? Imagine little johnny going to school, having to explain what his daddy does for a living? Poor kids...

I wondr if thy consumated the relationship yet?

marriges between human n human isnt accepted by all countries...but a dolphin is?

This isn't so strange. Pee Wee Herman married a bowl of Fruit Salad just because he loved it so much. If I remember the news reports correctly, they later honeymooned in New York, where it ended badly.

I bet they wouldn't have let it happen if the dolphin was female.


Damn lesbian dolphins... ruining marriage

Hmmm.... yup, it's still strange.

At least I needn't die a single man. I'll marry something, I'm sure.

What if the dolphin said no?

Oh come on now... I'd marry Daryl Hannah in a splash! erm.. flash.

I wanted to marry my car, but the spouse wouldn't give me a divorce...
so now I just commit















CARnal knowledge.....
/me ducks the flying rotten veggies

Where is PETA now I ask? So if she dies, does the dolphin own her belongings...

"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."

What color is the sky on your world?

http://www.insolitology.com/guides/fuckdolphin.htm
Yeah, I'd say she was making the beast with one back and one dorsal fin with said dolphin.

I...err...I..uhm...I....well I....damn!

I really can't say anything about this I'm still gibbering about the stupid cow. Yet I also can't not post something, WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH THIS WOMAN?

I glanced over this story in the press and I seem to remember that she was a multi millionaire. I reckon the dolphin is only in it for the money, what with her being the older partner.

Will the dolphin get half of everything if they divorce?

I wonder if their children will be raised in the ocean or on land.

WTF?!? Is this one of those "marriages" like when people dress up their dogs in gowns and tuxes and have them get married, or is this actually...legal? I'm just...um...wha....?

Wha...?

When they left the ceremony, spectators threw rice and a flock of white tuna was released.

At the reception, the dolphin's brother came forward to say a few words, and then head-butted a football into a hoop. The main course was catered by the reception hall, and SeaWorld. The bridesmaids later lined up when the bride tossed a bouqet of seaweed over her shoulder. The groom caught a plastic garter belt on his nose, and tossed it over to the groomsmen.

Some of you are having way too much fun with this story.

It IS weird, though.

With Cod, all holy grunions have a porpoise.

mrklixx for the win.

I haven't laughed that hard in a while. Well played.

Now that's pretty nifty. I wonder what the advantages of marrying this dolphin are. Maybe she can now live in Eliat? In any case, it sounds like a woman who would rather enjoy nature than be stuck with a man for the rest of her life. Dolphins are pretty. I'd love to see some photos of the ceremony.

Eh? Wha? What hallucingenics was this woman taking? His love for her calmed her down? Oh please. It's a tame dolphin - it probably 'loves' all humans equally! Or perhaps with preference to those who bring it fish... :-)

Yep, this world has gone totally barmy!

Dolphin = giggilo of the sea?

I wonder what her last name is going to be changed to? Will she hyphenate it?