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feelgood · 12-01-2005, 11:31 PM

Ok, I'm convinced, the skwerlz that were originally posted by flyman (Thread) were really up to something. They ganged up and attacked a freakin dog!

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Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'
Black squirrel (archive)
Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were reportedly too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing at a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he said.

That's one badass mutherfucker

Fly · 12-02-2005, 03:41 AM

i knew it!!!!!

i fucking knew it!!!!

Charlatan · 12-02-2005, 07:00 AM

Russian squirrels... does it have anything to do with Chernobyl?

Destrox · 12-02-2005, 07:02 AM

That is so freaking cool, and they look unreal!

Ustwo · 12-02-2005, 07:24 AM

I always find it amusing that with the fall of communism, Pravda went from mouth piece of the communist party, to tabloid news.

stevie667 · 12-02-2005, 07:44 AM

In muther Russia, Squirrels eat you!

Toaster126 · 12-02-2005, 07:48 AM

That dog is never going to live this down in doggie heaven.

cyrnel · 12-02-2005, 08:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Toaster126

That dog is never going to live this down in doggie heaven.

Maybe this was the doggie version of the other side? We have our demons, so why can't bad doggies have nasty black skwerlz?

DonovanDuVal · 12-08-2005, 01:43 PM

I feel the plot to a really, really, tacky horror film in the making here.

maleficent · 12-08-2005, 01:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DonovanDuVal

I feel the plot to a really, really, tacky horror film in the making here.

The long awaited sequel to the birds -- the Skwerlz!!!

stevie667 · 12-09-2005, 01:43 AM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

The long awaited sequel to the birds -- the Skwerlz!!!

We can have squirrel wars! Small bands of Red squirrels team up against the brutal oppression of the grey squirrel menance, only to be hunted down by the dark black squirrels of evil.
I'm sure we can make squirrel size spaceships, someone get me a net and a bottle of ether.

paddyjoe · 12-09-2005, 12:50 PM

Not suprisingly, flyman has already recorded the soundtrack:

12-02-2005, 03:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	i knew it!!!!! i fucking knew it!!!! __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-02-2005, 07:00 AM	#3 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Russian squirrels... does it have anything to do with Chernobyl? __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

12-02-2005, 07:02 AM	#4 (permalink)
Destrox Metal and Rock 4 Life Location: Phoenix	That is so freaking cool, and they look unreal! __________________ You bore me.... next.

12-02-2005, 07:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	I always find it amusing that with the fall of communism, Pravda went from mouth piece of the communist party, to tabloid news. __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

12-02-2005, 07:44 AM	#6 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	In muther Russia, Squirrels eat you! __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information.

12-02-2005, 07:48 AM	#7 (permalink)
Toaster126 Extreme moderation Location: Kansas City, yo.	That dog is never going to live this down in doggie heaven. __________________ "The question isn't who is going to let me, it's who is going to stop me." (Ayn Rand) "The truth is that our finest moments are most likely to occur when we are feeling deeply uncomfortable, unhappy, or unfulfilled. For it is only in such moments, propelled by our discomfort, that we are likely to step out of our ruts and start searching for different ways or truer answers." (M. Scott Peck)

12-08-2005, 01:43 PM	#9 (permalink)
DonovanDuVal Crazy Location: UK	I feel the plot to a really, really, tacky horror film in the making here. __________________ "I've been Donovan DuVal. Take care of yourselves, and each other."

12-09-2005, 12:50 PM	#12 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Not suprisingly, flyman has already recorded the soundtrack: