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Bastard skwerlz gangs up

Ok, I'm convinced, the skwerlz that were originally posted by flyman (Thread) were really up to something. They ganged up and attacked a freakin dog!

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Russian squirrel pack 'kills dog'
Black squirrel (archive)
Local people suggest hunger is driving squirrels to extremes
Squirrels have bitten to death a stray dog which was barking at them in a Russian park, local media report.

Passers-by were reportedly too late to stop the attack by the black squirrels in a village in the far east, which reportedly lasted about a minute.

They are said to have scampered off at the sight of humans, some carrying pieces of flesh.

A pine cone shortage may have led the squirrels to seek other food sources, although scientists are sceptical.

The attack was reported in parkland in the centre of Lazo, a village in the Maritime Territory, and was witnessed by three local people.

A "big" stray dog was nosing about the trees and barking at squirrels hiding in branches overhead when a number of them suddenly descended and attacked, reports say.

"They literally gutted the dog," local journalist Anastasia Trubitsina told Komsomolskaya Pravda newspaper.

"When they saw the men, they scattered in different directions, taking pieces of their kill away with them."

Mikhail Tiyunov, a scientist in the region, said it was the first he had ever heard of such an attack.

While squirrels without sources of protein might attack birds' nests, he said, the idea of them chewing at a dog to death was "absurd".

"If it really happened, things must be pretty bad in our forests," he added.

Komosmolskaya Pravda notes that in a previous incident this autumn chipmunks terrorised cats in a part of the territory.

A Lazo man who called himself only Mikhalich said there had been "no pine cones at all" in the local forests this year.

"The little beasts are agitated because they have nothing to eat," he said.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/image...quirrel203.jpg
That's one badass mutherfucker

i knew it!!!!!

i fucking knew it!!!!

Russian squirrels... does it have anything to do with Chernobyl?

That is so freaking cool, and they look unreal!

I always find it amusing that with the fall of communism, Pravda went from mouth piece of the communist party, to tabloid news.

In muther Russia, Squirrels eat you!

That dog is never going to live this down in doggie heaven.

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Originally Posted by Toaster126

That dog is never going to live this down in doggie heaven.

Maybe this was the doggie version of the other side? We have our demons, so why can't bad doggies have nasty black skwerlz?

I feel the plot to a really, really, tacky horror film in the making here.

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Originally Posted by DonovanDuVal

I feel the plot to a really, really, tacky horror film in the making here.

The long awaited sequel to the birds -- the Skwerlz!!!

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Originally Posted by maleficent

The long awaited sequel to the birds -- the Skwerlz!!!

We can have squirrel wars! Small bands of Red squirrels team up against the brutal oppression of the grey squirrel menance, only to be hunted down by the dark black squirrels of evil.
I'm sure we can make squirrel size spaceships, someone get me a net and a bottle of ether.

Not suprisingly, flyman has already recorded the soundtrack:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/08...esquirrels.jpg