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Mantus 11-21-2005 08:24 PM

The rest of your life in five lines
 
Five lines. Five events. From this moment what would be the next five fundamental events of the rest of your life.

For me, I think...

- 500th lay.
- Find the woman of my dreams, marry her.
- Buy a ranch, with horses, three dogs.
- Two kids.
- Sell everything, move to the place we loved most in our travels.

aberkok 11-21-2005 08:42 PM

-record first album
-get married to girlfriend of 10 years
-move out of Toronto
-record with one of my idols (Dave Douglas?)
-retire, while looking back on a rich and deep recording career, hopefully having contributed to the world in some way

ngdawg 11-21-2005 09:07 PM

Do work I enjoy
Get the debt eradicated or at least back on track
Call myself an ex-smoker
Have my home the way I want it
Find true contentment, which, with a few additional items, is what the above would help accomplish

Elphaba 11-21-2005 09:51 PM

I am going to steal from Mantus and NG first.

- Sell everything, move to the place we loved most in our travels. (Already chosen, and we are looking at property to buy in March)

- Call myself an ex-smoker. Well, actually be an ex-smoker. I have cut way back, but even with the patch I can't break the psychological habit. Hubby is done with them for good. Yes!

- Try to rescue or sell our business one way or the other, but never sink another personal dollar into it.

- My Mom. It was hard losing my Dad, but ... I can't even continue this thought.

- A "happily ever after" right up to the moment that a bus turns me into pavement goop.

alansmithee 11-21-2005 10:05 PM

-pay back everyone who wronged me, real or imagined

-become extremely wealthy, fashion a crown and scepter of gold, platinum, and uncut gemstones

-find woman I can trust, get married, have 1 son

-Amass huge amounts of personal power through wealth, then leverage that power into political clout

-ultimate hope: be last man alive

Suave 11-22-2005 12:37 AM

Planning like that takes the fun out of life. I suppose one of my bigger hopes is that I'll see a lot of good times once I learn to lucid dream regularly and frequently.

World's King 11-22-2005 01:11 AM

Get up
Get another beer
Go to sleep
Wake up
Do it all over again

stevie667 11-22-2005 01:57 AM

Pass my courses.
Get my Phd.
Get published and spend the rest of my life writing books instead.
Open up some woop-ass on those people who deserve it.
Be the man.

raeanna74 11-22-2005 09:20 AM

Save for retirement
Raise my daughter
Choose a new career - no idea at this time, maybe even go back to college for my masters degree.
Pay off our mortgage
Retire

maleficent 11-22-2005 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by alansmithee
-pay back everyone who wronged me, real or imagined

becareful.. you might have everyone you ever wronged paying you back -- especially that imagined part..
Quote:

Originally Posted by alansmithee
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-ultimate hope: be last man alive

ever see that twilight zone episode?


Me - I can sum it up in once sentence...

Finally figure out what it will take to make me truly happy.

Charlatan 11-22-2005 09:50 AM

Get up go to work
Come home
Drink Beer
Go to sleep
Don't wake up.

snowy 11-22-2005 09:56 AM

--Travel to all the places I haven't seen yet, maybe live abroad for a while: New Zealand, Australia, Japan, India...the list goes on
--Finish my degree, get a Master's in Education and follow in my dad's footsteps
--Marry my hunny-bunny, have three kids
--Build a house outside of town (town being either Corvallis, OR or Olympia, WA)
--Acquire assorted pets (Burmese python, retired racing greyhound, cats) and enjoy being home

fresnelly 11-22-2005 10:06 AM

- Have a Daughter
- Win a Dora Mavor Moore award (Toronto version of a Tony)
- Pay off Mortgage
- Buy/Restore a vintage VW Camper-van for Retirement road trips
- Share accumulated wisdom

ShaniFaye 11-22-2005 10:16 AM

find someway to have endless supply of money

move to scotland

kidnap eddie izzard, johnny depp, alan rickman, and sean connery to live in my castle dungeon in scotland

see my daughter marry the love of her life

pass away peacefully in my sleep with dave at my side

barenakedladies 11-22-2005 10:26 AM

-write this on tfp
-pay off house
-celebrate 50th wedding anniversary with wife
-travel the world
-die a satisfied and happy man

6th- KILL JOHN CONNOR

KellyC 11-22-2005 11:16 AM

- some how amass enough wealth to retire by age 30 - say a few million dollars

- buy a nice house in the middle of nowhere and live there with the wife, hopefully, and travel the world whenever we feel like it

- open an orphange in Vietnam

- learn how to count

meembo 11-22-2005 02:17 PM

missionary-type work somewhere -- no more dollars for myself (I've enjoyed plenty of them)
play the guitar WELL
find HER
see my kids have kids
something involving heights -- parachute, hang glide, something like that. What a way to go!

ziadel 11-22-2005 02:20 PM

bullshit
bullshit
bullshit
bullshit
death

Mantus 11-22-2005 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ziadel
bullshit
bullshit
bullshit
bullshit
death

:lol: :lol: :lol:

MageB420666 11-22-2005 02:25 PM

- become immortal
- spend my spare time preventing anyone else from doing the same without my written permission.
- bring about the downfall of civilization
- rebuild civilization the way I want it to be
- spend the rest of eternity ruling an interstellar empire as I expand it throughout the cosmos

World's King 11-22-2005 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan
Get up go to work
Come home
Drink Beer
Go to sleep
Don't wake up.


Mine was about the same... Must be a scooterist thing.

stevie667 11-22-2005 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MageB420666
- become immortal
- spend my spare time preventing anyone else from doing the same without my written permission.
- bring about the downfall of civilization
- rebuild civilization the way I want it to be
- spend the rest of eternity ruling an interstellar empire as I expand it throughout the cosmos

Sounds like a good movie to me, take along a video camera!

MexicanOnABike 11-22-2005 04:00 PM

1. finish school and get a crazy fun job.
2. mary my awesome gf and possibly have kids.
3. make enough money.
4. enjoy money in the funest way possible.
5. die

flat5 11-22-2005 04:04 PM

Write some great music.
Assemble a great band to play it.
Make a fortune from it.
Enjoy music for many years till my health goes (worse).
Establish a trust for an old jazz musician home.
Die in my sleep.

tokaok 11-22-2005 05:00 PM

wake up
get dressed
make sandwich
take a pee
die

raeanna74 11-22-2005 07:45 PM

I just realized that most of the posts here entail graduation or marriage, while mine included retirement oriented goals twice. I guess though, to be honest, I'm looking forward to being rid of the kid, free to go back to college and learn something totally different, or to be able to travel a little more. I see more and more people who are retirement age being able to truely enjoy their retirement and it looks like a lot of fun. Dunno - maybe it's still the same 'too eager to grow up' sort of thing. I guess it's good that I'm looking forward to it and not dreading it at least.

I liked Shani's one of dying in her sleep next to her sweetie - Quietly is the way I want to go.

Mantus 11-22-2005 08:31 PM

Would death count as a major event in one's life? Death is a bit like a lost orgasm. All that build up and just when you get to the best part - life, the bitch that she is - stops!

rlynnm 11-22-2005 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by raeanna74
I'm looking forward to being rid of the kid, free to go back to college and learn something totally different, or to be able to travel a little more. I see more and more people who are retirement age being able to truely enjoy their retirement and it looks like a lot of fun. .

Couldnt agree with you more.. I love the rugrat and all, and will enjoy having her until I can pass her off to some unsuspecting guy to take care of her..haha..I always thought, the one great advantage to havin 'em early, is that they'll be grown by the time you're 40 and still have tons of time to accomplish whatever it is you want..

rlynnm 11-22-2005 08:44 PM

-Raise my kid and see her off to a good start
-Finish school and whatever comes after that
-Get the balls to tell my gene-donating biological father to piss off
-Spend the rest of my life making 'the one'-- one happy mofo
-And maybe have a last minute son when I'm like 60 and too old to go anywhere anyway..

Furry 11-23-2005 04:36 AM

Finish my degree.
Get a job that entails long-distance travelling every so often.
Earn enough money so that I don't have to worry about earning any more money.
Be a constant source of annoyance to the politicians who think they run the country.
Hold court with 6 grandchildren in my rocking chair and slippers when I'm old.

6. Find a game to beat the reaper. Failing that, invent one.

Kadath 11-23-2005 06:29 AM

Write the first book.
Set foot on the other 4 continents (no thanks, Antarctica).
Move to Japan.
Win the Pulitzer.
Die and leave vast estate to charity.

If I do even one of those it'll be a miracle.

iblade 11-23-2005 06:30 PM

- travel the world alone
- master a martial art
- become a sex and relationship master
- contribute to the world through international organizations
- have kids

iblade 11-23-2005 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Furry
Earn enough money so that I don't have to worry about earning any more money.

For some reason, I think this is impossible... Money always asks for more money.

Zephyr66 11-23-2005 07:55 PM

- Record a CD with my band(we're actually getting there, Hooah!)
- Profit
- Be big in Japan, cause that's where the real market is.
- Quit the engineering field and use my degree as a fallback, just incase I run out of vast riches.
- Do nothing... absolutely nothing.

CandleInTheDark 11-23-2005 09:33 PM

-Learn
-Compete in the Olympics
-Join JTF2
-Unite the world under one flag
-Die for a worthy cause

DonovanDuVal 11-24-2005 10:54 AM

-Survive day to day in the job that I hate until I...
-...find a new job that I can stand to tidy me over while I...
-...learn a new vocational trade that I enjoy and pays well so I can...
-...finish the third draft of my novel...
-...becoming successful enough to write for a living rather than do as I am told.

Although the next five important events in my life may well not be something that I see coming; they 'aint always good things.

flamingdog 11-27-2005 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent
Finally figure out what it will take to make me truly happy.

Amen to that.

Johnny Pyro 11-27-2005 06:33 AM

Become a movie star/respectable actor.
Make 20 high grossing movies.
Get married 4 times to beautiful actresses and/or models.
Overdose and die off of an eightball outside the Viper room at 33 years old.
Become a legend.

Sho Nuff 11-27-2005 07:10 AM

Complete my doomsday bunker
Wait for Armegeddon
Unite the post-apocolyptic tribes under a new world order
restore the last remaining '56 Shelby GT
Drive it into the grand canyon as my last heartbeat ticks away

sentimental_arm 11-28-2005 04:29 AM

-lose my leg in a freak accident.
-gain a leg in an even freakier accident.
-go travelling around the world telling people about my freak accidents.
-eat an endangered species (preferably human).
-invent a wonder drug which eliminates the need for voicing opinions about pendulums.


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