Cheerleaders Lesbianism and a Catfight! -I go to the wrong bars
 

http://www.deadspin.com/sports/pantherscheerleaders.jpg
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/9956517/
Oh man I really wish there was some videotape somewhere.

Such classy women representing their team... The panther's must be so proud...

Oh man, this is every guy's dreams...

Kudos to the fuckers that was there...

Edit: Would hit it
http://www.panthers.com/photos/perm/...nee_body05.jpg

Double Edit: On second thought...
http://www.tampabays10.com/assetpool...erleaders2.jpg
http://www.tampabays10.com/assetpool...eerleaders.jpg

I think it's funny.. trust me..this is way better news in this crap ass state (NC) than there usually is.

Is that the effect of Photoshop or beer goggles?

what's wrong with the second set of pictures - except it's women without make up on -- probably late at night.... it's airbrushed vs real life...

Jeesh you boys are harsh...

:lol: This is hilarious!! I wonder what the rest of the cheerleaders think. It seems so trashy to me! I can barely sit on a public toilet to pee, let alone have sex in a stall!

Well, yeah, of course. And the lower photos have no smiles (no one (except for members of Congress) smile during booking photos). And I can't see their cleavage in the lower photos, that's a couple more points off. :D Just being obnoxious today.

Eh, I think the complainer was just jealous she wasn't included, so she bitched :lol:
Bet the cop that took THAT report went home after shift and perused his porn files a while. :lol: NOt to mention being the hero of the week:
"what'd you do this week?" Couple of drunk drivers, domestics....you?
"I arrested two Panthers cheerleaders having sex in the ladies room". Oh yea...he's the DUDE this week! :lol:

Maybe its the effect of super amounts of makeup?

:lol:

god i love southern women. but i can easily understand this...if there was limited availability of toilets and two chicks were getting it on, and i had to pee. there's a time and place for drunk lesbian sex in a bar: anytime, on the bar.

No, its from another news site that showed the girl's photo at the police station.

Mal, you really need to hang out on Fark.com more to see that guys here on TFP are actually mickey mouse compared to the guys on Fark in terms of harsh

Er, my point was the photoshopping work done in the official team photos, compared to what they look like in normal life. I hate Playboy for the same reason: too much airbrushing. (Ah, nothing kills a (not very good) joke like explaining it. Die, joke, die!) For a great example, check out the Bikini Example from Greg's Digital Archive. Click on all the sidebar photos for detail work as well.

I hate this stuff. I was a cheerleader in college and this is the cap that gives us that really undesirable reputation as sluts and airheads.

Nah...this has nothing to do with it. It's just every guys fantasy that gives cheerleaders that really undesirable reputation as sluts and airheads. Well, it is...
Oh, and welcome to the fray Katie Ann. I was just thinking the other day; "Y'know...this place really could use some more college cheerleaders." :thumbsup:


And for the record...yeah, you guys are bein' a little harsh, on the second picture set.

i kinda prefer the second set. It's more natural, if you ignore the glum expressions. I always hated the manikin look

Oh, I'm not a cheerleader any more, sorry.

Pssst -- gotta humor the menfolk around here...

Once a cheerleader.. always a cheerleader... You still have your skirt in the closet... and you can still shake your pom poms :)

/me really must stop encouraging this... :)

I agree. I think what a lot of folks are overlooking is that they probably went to the police department straight from the bar. I don't know about anyone else but I look like absolutely crap after a night of drinking and/or dancing. Plus that flourescent lighting didn't help, I'm sure. Granted, none of that has anything to do with the massive shnoz on the brunette. That thing is huge.

and she had the same shnoz in the before picture - but with cleavage it was less noticable...

I'm a true Panther's fan. This just shows that our cheerleaders can kick butt as well as our football team! :)

Of course, these two have already been canned.

Also, the Panthers.com website has been taken down to dump all remnants of these fine examples of Carolinians. Too bad.

Almost as proud as the Vikings and their version of the "Love Boat". I'm no longer shocked at these ridiculous behaviors.

For the record, neither Grace nor I have ever been cheerleaders.

However, as far as bathroom sex goes, one of the casinos in Las Vegas has these really cool "single occupant" restrooms that are roughly the size of a studio apartment, seem designed for, er, adventurous patrons. Not that we did anything inappropriate in there, mind you, but there was more than enoug h room.

Gilda

I live in Tampa, and have frequented Channelside a few times. Unfortunately, I wasn't there at the time of the incident. It is actually a pretty upscale downtown area. I'd expect something like this to happen in the Ybor area of tampa, not channelside.

Actually, I do still have all that stuff in my closet :D

Which casino is that, Gilda? Not that I plan on getting "adventurous," mind you... just curious. ;)

please don't leave us like this?

Why are Americans so afraid of the word 'toilet'?

Bathroom, restroom, washroom, stalls...why can't you just say it: Toilet.

We just don't call it that. For us, the toilet is the commode, the plumbing fixture itself, not the room that the fixture lives in. We think it's weird that you're so specific about precisely where you're going. I certainly HOPE they weren't having sex in the toilet, as that would be very unhygenic.

For the record, I'd still hit it, even if "it" was the second picture. Clearly they're attractive women. Nobody (except certain members of congress, as noted by redlemon) looks cheerful and charming in a mug shot.

True. A sad commentary, to be sure...but true, nonetheless.
Well, there goes that fantasy. Thanks a lot, Gilda. ;)
That's what I'm talkin' about. :thumbsup:

Oh do I need to explain this again...

It's all about humoring the menfolk... :D

You were a cheerleader... and you had pillow fights...

Had they been having sex in the mens' room, this wouldn't even be a story. Well, maybe a great bar story to tell around a pint or two :D

You forgot some important parts. they have to be wearing only their bras, and their cheerleader skirts. It's all in the details, mal...it's all in the details. ;)

I failed Fantasy of the Male Mind 101... :) But I'm learning...

There's a reason we only allow 18+ on TFP*. We also pride ourselves on having an average IQ in the triple digits, unlike FARK where they seem to take pride in the opposite. Also not the no flaming/act mature rules and our pride in having a refined, accepting community. Most of the people who post in our exhibition board would be ripped apart by the jackasses who won't accept anyone short of a supermodel, yet they're beautiful people and we can appreciate that.

* - read this article (http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=2200) and see how 90% of guys under 18 and 85% of the others qualify as "internet male"

lol can I try? Yes, we only ware skirts and bras while sucking on grape lolipops and carrying around pitchers of beer for thirsty men on the sofa in front of football games. That is how we really act.

Now, there ya go. You're gettin' a handle on this, and it's really no harder than that. ;)

Mal...I hope you were paying attention, here. Katie_ann gets a B+ on her first exam. (points lost for replacing a La-Z-Boy recliner with a common sofa. Easy mistake.) Perhaps you can get with her, after class, and compare...notes. :D

I agree. The washroom, the watercloset, the kybo. Yes it is the function of the room. But seriously , I thought that a commode was just a chair with a hole in it. No plumbing attached. At least that's what it is in these parts...

Aside from bras, one of those godaddy.com shirts would be good, too.

And Bill O' Rights is..... right. We need la-z-boy chairs because a sofa would mean communal seating with other guys which almost like touching.

Here is the bio for the girl with the schnoz. Check out her favorite quote. Seems her and Mal think alike.

Link

Angela Keathley

• TopCat season: 2nd.• Hometown: Belmont.

• Education: UNC Charlotte, Cape Fear Community College and Carolinas College of Health Sciences.

• Occupation: Registered nurse.

• Future goal: Excel in the nursing profession.

• Hobbies: Dancing, running, reading mystery novels and spending time with family and friends.

• Favorite charity: Susan G. Komen Breast Cancer Foundation.

• Favorite TV show: "The Sopranos."

• Favorite food: Mexican.

• Favorite music: All.

• Favorite quote: Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take but by the moments that take our breath away.

• Most important thing in life: My mother.

• Best thing about being a TopCat: Friendships.

• Achievements: Certified paramedic, graduating from nursing school ... making the TopCats.

Background on the Women

This biographical information about the two women had been posted on the Panthers Web site before their arrest in Tampa.