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Old 11-05-2005, 10:27 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Objective Ministries?

A friend showed me this website yesterday. It may very well be the scariest of all websites I've ever seen. It's so offensive and crazy that I thought it was a hoax, but I can't really tell.

Objective Ministries: 4 Kidz

For the linkaphobes out there, this is a site that starts off innocent enough. It's a Christian website for kids.

It starts off innocently enough with a game to match the men to their wives and a maze to get to church without temptation, but then it goes on to say that dinosaurs still exist and that Hindu gods are false.

My favourite is one of the Proffessor Giraffenstein things that says "My friend Bomby the Bombardier Beetle can shoot boiling-hot chemicals out of his butt. Why?" and the answer is "God gave your friend that ability for defence against evil and as a testement against the false doctrine of Evolutionism!"

So yah, Scariest thing EVER

What do you think? Is it a hoax? Are these people justified in what they're teaching the kids? Is there anyone in here who isn't horrified by this?
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Old 11-05-2005, 10:36 AM   #2 (permalink)
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This one has me a bit miffed. I remeber seeing it on FARK. Sadly, I think it's real. It's to complex to be a hoax, and the outside links seem to point to real businesses and organizations.

But, aside from the horrible message, some of these things have been done very well (like the drawings).

EDIT: They really do think dinosaurs exist, and they have a photo. If this thing is real, then I give up.

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Old 11-05-2005, 10:43 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hoax.

for these reasons:

Note that they say Abraham had two wives in one of the quizes. He never married Hagar...she was given to him by Sarah as a concubine. Otherwise, their knowldge of the bible is quite good. It seems like a subtle dig from one person who knows that story to another.

They link to a wiki page to explain Triclavianism. Wikis aren't usually known for their Christological concern.

The tone of the page is well informed, but it's what i sound like when i'm bullshitting.

"He gives a 5% discount for all Christians and 10% discount for non-Christians willing to convert on the spot." Yeah. Not so much.

They record a favorable response to a Nigerian scam email.

Lastly, it appears to be a joke on a joke. They list their primary objective to be the shutdown the spoof site Landover Baptist.

Sorry, but i think YHBT.
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Old 11-05-2005, 11:16 AM   #4 (permalink)
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hoax.
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Sorry, but i think YHBT.
Don't be sorry. I sort of gathered it was a hoax, I was just unsure.

I'm very glad it is though.
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Old 11-05-2005, 12:44 PM   #5 (permalink)
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That is the funniest webpage I've seen in a long while. I especially like the "Creation Science Fun Facts!" and "Spiritual Safety Tip".

It would be even funnier if it weren't so obviously a hoax, but... Thanks for the link, Cello.
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Old 11-05-2005, 01:26 PM   #6 (permalink)
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I actually began to believe this site may have been created by somebody who truly believed in all the information listed.
The way that I know it has to be a hoax is because as far as i know, the only religion that believes in abstaining from the consumption of coffee is the Mormon church (THe Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints). This site is clearly not a "mormon" site, yet it includes drawing that illistrate the evil that comes with consuming coffee.
It's acutally quite funny! Whoever created this site went to a lot of work for a mere 2-3 minutes of viewing pleasure. Waste of time if you ask me. But, funny still.
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