Obvious, but it must be said. Hairy guys, rox0r. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

billege · 10-05-2005, 11:40 PM

It's been just a bit since I started a thread. Lesse if I remember how.

Over in dar tittar board there's some dudes in the photos that seem to not meet our esteemed member's standards for what hawt guys should look like.

In an obvious display of a double standard, the thread posters are having a time knocking the guys looks. I'm not really miffed off, 'cuase I pretty much agree: the guys in the photos don't meet the generally accepted American definition of "beefcake!" BEEFCAKEEE!!! (sorry, south park flashback).

So why am I botherin' to post about it? There’s no real “Trashing” of these normal dudes, just some mild -they are teh ghey lam3z0rs!- stuff; heck, it’s mostly insinuation the guys are ooooguly. Because it's obvious bullshit, that's why.

Generally speaking, the TFP espouses the belief (the last time I checked anyway) that if you have nothing nice to say, and you just can't offer an intelligent dissent, hit the back button and move on. And there's no obvious "trashing" of the guys...but heck, *I* have features like these "normal" dudes do. So, as far as I'm concerned, it's not cool to call them lame ass hairy dudes. I'M A HAIRY LAME ASS DUDE. I'm sorry I don't meet your standards of beauty, you don't get to do me now. har har har.

I sure as heck wouldn’t put up with negativity in the exhibition board, where NORMAL HAIRY ASS DUDES post themselves. Generally, we've even got a crowd in the tittary board that will defend women posted that don't meet the "goddess" standards. (and more power to them!)

Basically, I'm just standing up for all normal looking, flawed, imperfect, fuzzy butted males, who aren't going to take it anymore!!!

Hairy dudes rule!

now with spell check for your protections.

Menoman · 10-06-2005, 04:04 AM

take things personal much?

I think super skinny girls are ugly.

Anyone gonna tell me I'm a lame ass coz you're a super skinny girl?

florida0214 · 10-06-2005, 05:57 AM

Dude calm down. It is and will be okay.
Personally I understand how you feel. I myself am your average guy, but if i dare post my picture on the tittery board (which I don't even have access to....yet) Then I should expect people to tell me their opinion whether or not I agree with it. they are entitled to their own opinion just like I am. thats the Beauty of TFP.
Like I said before you'll be okay.....BTW I like Skinny girls.

ShaniFaye · 10-06-2005, 05:59 AM

can somebody tell me what rox0r means?

*Nikki* · 10-06-2005, 06:03 AM

Personally they look like normal guys to me and I don't see anything wrong with them. The girl however is above average and I think that draws ones attention more to the normalcy of the males.

Glory's Sun · 10-06-2005, 06:06 AM

r0x0r = rocks = rawks ...

billege · 10-06-2005, 07:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Menoman

take things personal much?

I think super skinny girls are ugly.

Anyone gonna tell me I'm a lame ass coz you're a super skinny girl?

Well, I had sincerly hoped my irreverent manner would convey a tounge-in-cheek tone.

My rising up in defense of hairy guys was supposed to be both semi-serious and amusing at the same time.

Anywhoo...

Pip · 10-06-2005, 07:59 AM

Guys who diss the guys in porn probably do that to assert themselves, and maybe they reason that if an ugly guy can score such hot chicks, then slightly-less-ugly guys like themselves should/deserves to score even hotter chicks. The hotter you are, the hotter chicks you get.
This only goes so far though, since from my experience of porn, really hot guys only get to score other really hot guys. So be grateful for your hairy lame ass. (If you are heterosexual.)

filtherton · 10-06-2005, 08:08 AM

Guys who diss guys in porn fail to recognise that while they only masturbate to pictures of semi attractive men having intercourse with attractive women, the men they attempt to insult actually get paid to have sex with the attractive women. To me it just reeks of insecurity and overcompensation.

If you jerk off to pictures that include my hairy ass, and then insult my hairy ass, well, who is the real ass in this situation?

aberkok · 10-06-2005, 08:17 AM

I'm a lame-ass hairy dude and would be insecure about it were it not for my wife who loves me the way I am. Despite this I still feel just a teeny bit insecure about it and discovered something amazing with my free time here....trimming! It can make a hairy bod look twice as good.

I'm not suggesting shaving because there's something I find unnatural about shaving a chest or back, but a little trim is like putting a coat of polish on a shoe...a hairy shoe, that is!

cellophanedeity · 10-06-2005, 04:02 PM

And I like "average looking hairy men"

I really do like the fur. A nice furry bum doesn't freeze you in the winter!

Psycho Dad · 10-06-2005, 05:18 PM

I was going to start a post something like this the other day. I was watching some 70ish porno movie that predated VHS and was thinking to myself about the differences in the appearance of the performers in contrast to today's typical porn participant. The hairy assed men didn’t even have exceptionally large dicks and reminded me of the Ron White joke about how everyone is gay to some extent, they just don’t know it.

Quote:

"I'll prove that you're partly gay."
"Fine! Prove it!"
"Ok. Do you watch pornography?"
"Hell yeah, I like porn."
"Ok, when you watch porn, are there only two women involved?"
"No, I'll watch a man and a woman make love."
"Ok, do you want the male actor to have a small, limp penis?"
"Hell no, I want big hard throbbing cocks… "

Not only were there hairy asses but all the genitals had hair and it seems that breast implants were yet to be invented. The quality of the acting was no better or no worse and the plot was pretty much what one would expect from porn yet I found it better porn than most anything these days. It is interesting how none of us are likely what we see in porn or mainstream movies for that matter yet we are conditioned to somehow expecting perfection in appearances.

Menoman · 10-07-2005, 04:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by billege

Well, I had sincerly hoped my irreverent manner would convey a tounge-in-cheek tone.

My rising up in defense of hairy guys was supposed to be both semi-serious and amusing at the same time.

Anywhoo...

It carried quite a defensive, step back, type of cynisism that I assumed was serious.

There was more there to make me think serious than sarcasm.

10-05-2005, 11:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
billege Watcher Location: Ohio	Obvious, but it must be said. Hairy guys, rox0r. It's been just a bit since I started a thread. Lesse if I remember how. Over in dar tittar board there's some dudes in the photos that seem to not meet our esteemed member's standards for what hawt guys should look like. In an obvious display of a double standard, the thread posters are having a time knocking the guys looks. I'm not really miffed off, 'cuase I pretty much agree: the guys in the photos don't meet the generally accepted American definition of "beefcake!" BEEFCAKEEE!!! (sorry, south park flashback). So why am I botherin' to post about it? There’s no real “Trashing” of these normal dudes, just some mild -they are teh ghey lam3z0rs!- stuff; heck, it’s mostly insinuation the guys are ooooguly. Because it's obvious bullshit, that's why. Generally speaking, the TFP espouses the belief (the last time I checked anyway) that if you have nothing nice to say, and you just can't offer an intelligent dissent, hit the back button and move on. And there's no obvious "trashing" of the guys...but heck, I have features like these "normal" dudes do. So, as far as I'm concerned, it's not cool to call them lame ass hairy dudes. I'M A HAIRY LAME ASS DUDE. I'm sorry I don't meet your standards of beauty, you don't get to do me now. har har har. I sure as heck wouldn’t put up with negativity in the exhibition board, where NORMAL HAIRY ASS DUDES post themselves. Generally, we've even got a crowd in the tittary board that will defend women posted that don't meet the "goddess" standards. (and more power to them!) Basically, I'm just standing up for all normal looking, flawed, imperfect, fuzzy butted males, who aren't going to take it anymore!!! Hairy dudes rule! now with spell check for your protections. __________________ I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence: "My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend." Last edited by billege; 10-05-2005 at 11:42 PM..

10-06-2005, 05:57 AM	#3 (permalink)
florida0214 Crazy Location: South Florida	Dude calm down. It is and will be okay. Personally I understand how you feel. I myself am your average guy, but if i dare post my picture on the tittery board (which I don't even have access to....yet) Then I should expect people to tell me their opinion whether or not I agree with it. they are entitled to their own opinion just like I am. thats the Beauty of TFP. Like I said before you'll be okay.....BTW I like Skinny girls. __________________ "Two men: one thinks he can. One thinks he cannot. They are Both Right."

10-06-2005, 05:59 AM	#4 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	can somebody tell me what rox0r means? __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-06-2005, 08:17 AM	#10 (permalink)
aberkok “Wrong is right.” Location: toronto	I'm a lame-ass hairy dude and would be insecure about it were it not for my wife who loves me the way I am. Despite this I still feel just a teeny bit insecure about it and discovered something amazing with my free time here....trimming! It can make a hairy bod look twice as good. I'm not suggesting shaving because there's something I find unnatural about shaving a chest or back, but a little trim is like putting a coat of polish on a shoe...a hairy shoe, that is! __________________ !check out my new blog! http://arkanamusic.wordpress.com Warden Gentiles: "It? Perfectly innocent. But I can see how, if our roles were reversed, I might have you beaten with a pillowcase full of batteries."

10-06-2005, 06:03 AM	#5 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	Personally they look like normal guys to me and I don't see anything wrong with them. The girl however is above average and I think that draws ones attention more to the normalcy of the males.

10-06-2005, 06:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	r0x0r = rocks = rawks ...

10-06-2005, 07:59 AM	#8 (permalink)
Pip Likes Hats Location: Stockholm, Sweden	Guys who diss the guys in porn probably do that to assert themselves, and maybe they reason that if an ugly guy can score such hot chicks, then slightly-less-ugly guys like themselves should/deserves to score even hotter chicks. The hotter you are, the hotter chicks you get. This only goes so far though, since from my experience of porn, really hot guys only get to score other really hot guys. So be grateful for your hairy lame ass. (If you are heterosexual.)

10-06-2005, 08:08 AM	#9 (permalink)
filtherton Junkie Location: In the land of ice and snow.	Guys who diss guys in porn fail to recognise that while they only masturbate to pictures of semi attractive men having intercourse with attractive women, the men they attempt to insult actually get paid to have sex with the attractive women. To me it just reeks of insecurity and overcompensation. If you jerk off to pictures that include my hairy ass, and then insult my hairy ass, well, who is the real ass in this situation?

10-06-2005, 04:02 PM	#11 (permalink)
cellophanedeity Heliotrope Location: A warm room	And I like "average looking hairy men" I really do like the fur. A nice furry bum doesn't freeze you in the winter!