Meridae'n

So I'm standing at the bar at Liquid in Albury on Saturday night buying a drink, when I spun around and knocked this chicks cocktail. Didn't knock it over, just knocked about 5mm off the top. This exchange takes place:

Chick: You fucken idiot, that's a $12 cocktail. You gunna buy me a new one now?

Me: I don't do buy new drinks.

Chick: Yeah? *punches me in mouth*

Nothing I could do but pick up my drink and walk away. Stupid bitches like that are one reason we should be allowed to punch girls one day a year.

Now it's Wednesday and my mouth still hurts like fuck. Nice punch. The boys will never let me live this one down.

In my opinion a guy should never hit a girl under any circumstances, but fuck they deserve it sometimes.

Any other guys been hit by a girl? What was your response?

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ObieX

Just because you can't hit her doesn't mean you can't slap her drink out of her hand. Punched face for you, $12 for her.

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Cynthetiq

or letting the bouncer know of the altercation and she and her friends may have had to find a new watering hole to continue the evening.

as for getting hit by a girl, I've given fair warning that the first hit was free... the next was going to be full on altercation. One ending in a full on grapple and me punching her in the stomack knocking the wind out of her and then she finally stopped fighting.

I didn't want to hit her, but she provoked me with full knowledge of the consequences. To this day I still regret having to have raised my fist at a woman but I'm not going to allow myself to get beaten up by anyone, man or woman.

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ChistledStone

Man, they want equality, they can get equality. But double-standards suck. I've known some chicks who can kick ass, and I've known some guys who are weak. They can hold their own in a fight when strength isn't everything.

Oh by the way - you should have payed the 12bucks, and then gone for the ovaries, walked off and said 'So now I've paid off both'.

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flat5

Yes, but it was a setup. She tore my white dress shirt and was hitting me.
She wanted my to hit her so that her brothers and father could tear me to pieces.
I could only walk away from her again and again and hope I would be paid for the night's work. Her family ran the restaurant I was playing at. It was an agency contract so I got my money.

dlish

im smile..ask the guy at the counter for a drink..make her think she was getting the better deal..the drink comes along..you ask her if the drink if hers, (of course she'll oblige thinking she got the better of you) and then pourit on the F---ing bitch.

just make sure to duck under the next left hook

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Menoman

If the bitches want equal rights, they get punched in the face just like we do.

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stevie667

Get one of your other drunken female friends to hit her back.

I've been hit by a few girls when i've been on the far side of soberness. Getting right up close and bellowing 'FUCK...YOU' into their faces always seems to work for me. Then again, that works on just about everyone

Pour your drink over her.

Edit: You don't need to buy her a drink. If you'd spilled it everything over her, sure, THEN you'd be obligated, but merely spilling someones drink requires a quick apology and then a hasty retreat.

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denim

Should've replaced the drink.


Chivelry will get you like that. If you're not fucking her, and she hits you, what's wrong with hitting her back? A nice slap, if she deserved it. But you should have replaced her drink.

getwonk'd

From a womans stand point, If she can dish it out, she can expect it back. I was in the bar with my husband and some woman was all pissy at him for telling her to mind her own business when it comes to our family. She was making all sorts of rude comments about us and our kids. Anyway, he was facing the bar and I was about five feet behind him. This woman went to grab him by the hair and pull him back. Now, I've never been in a fight in my life before this, but something snapped and I literally jumped over the people in my way, spun her around and blackened half her face. Had I not been there, I would have expected my husband to do thte same thing.

Some woman will hit a man with the thought that he won't hit her back. Personally I wouldn't hit anyone without expecting them to hit me back.

Gatorade Frost

I'm gonna have to say you deserved it by the fact that you messed up her drink and your reponse was "I don't do buy new drinks". Thta's a pretty cocky asshole response to give someone.

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bparker805

Shoulda just called the cops... I sure if you had gone to the bartender and said that one of the wait-staff had accidently spilled the drink, you might have gotten a new one. But there is no excuse for her clocking you. Had you hit her back, you would have gotten the raw end of the deal. Some bouncer prolly woulda kicked your ass and thrown you out and called the cops. You should have just wlaked away, called the cops, and filed assault charges.

Giant Hamburger

I had a girl throw a bike at me.
I stepped out of the way though.
I also married her.

BigBen

I wonder if the police would have taken this complaint seriously...

"Oh, some drunk punched some other drunk at a bar for spilling her drink..."

"Um, no, She hit a guy for spilling her drink. He wants to press charges."

(Insert rude sexual comment here)

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rsl12

I sort of agree. She had no right to hit you, but that's pretty rude of you.

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ruggerp11

if the drink spilling was an accident then fuck it you dont' need to buy her a drink.

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ShaniFaye

If I'd spilled somebody's drink I'd have offered to get a new one

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I wouldn't have taken up her demand for a new drink. I would have apologized and moved on. I might consider buying her a new drink if she didn't demand a new drink... that was pretty cocky of her.

While your response wasn't cool it didn't deserve a bust in the chops. I probably would have tossed my drink in her face... not the right response but my temper probably would have got the better of me.

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florida0214

What else can you say other than that sucks. Think about it though if she punched you like that seemingly unprovoked I would imagine she could hold her own against you. She might even kick your ass. If she can't then I am sure her and her 800 friends could. Might not have been worth the one puch you would have gotten in.

martinguerre

my rule in bars is as follows. when i don't want a conflict, i am overly careful to avoid it.

i'm sorry, but sassing drunks of any gender or anything is a good way to get hit. Deserved has nothing to do with it...it's simply the natural consequence of stepping up to people in bars.

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Ustwo

A better response would have been:

"I only buy new drinks for ladies."

Would have made getting punched more fun

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Uncle Pony

You should have replaced the drink.

Journeyman

One time a female friend had a tie on for some reason, so I asked if she knew why females ought to wear ties. "Why?" I grabbed it and manipulated her head to my crotch.

Yeah I had it coming to me, but it was still worth it. Hurt though. Small hands = isolated knuckles.

canuckguy

I know most of you are ripping him for his so called rude comment (i thought it was funny), anyway, do you not think that no matter WHAT he said she would have probably hit him.
If someone is willing to punch someone over just that comment, I don't he could have done anything different that would have reversed it. If he would have bought her a new drink (which she did not deserve, spill a bit, fine, say sorry, if she would have dropped the whole drink thats another story) i bet she would have been calling him names the entire time he was ordering and paying for the drink.
As for hitting her back, your only aloud to hit one girl in your life, thats your sister! But if a woman starts to hammer ya, you gotta defend yourself. But he would have smoked her back, i bet he's not typing this story out today, i bet its tomorrow after he got out of jail. Shitty night bud, that story above is the reason why i don't go to bars anymore, to many liquid courage filled peeps.

StanT

5 mm of a drink, no big deal. I'd apologize and move on.

Given her rude remark, I would have tossed a handfull of change on the bar. I probably would have been hit, as well.

Glory's Sun

I would have just starting buying drinks all night and told the bartender to put it on her tab.

divagrrrl

I was at a club one night and this drunk asshole had been dancing in front of my chair all night. Well, there is no dance floor at this place, it is an irish pub. Several times over the course of the evening, he knocked into me, elbowed me, tripped over me, and splashed his drink on me. Since he seemed to be having a good time and had no malice, I only asked him politely to watch his step. He said sorry, I'll move.... but then always came right back to shake his ample uncoordinated ass at my face.

Well around 1:00 or so, he got a little too excited, and he fell over me, spilling my beer, spilling HIS beer, both all over me and my friend, and whacked me just below the eye with his elbow. He just sat there laughing so I shoved him off of me, spun him around, and clocked him twice BAM BAM on his cheek and jaw. He yelled out BITCH! THAT HURT! At which point I dove for him... luckily my friends stopped me. The bouncer came over and asked me what was up. I told him... and HE got thrown out.

I had a friggin shiner for a week from his elbow.

Ustwo

Just to warn you, some people on these boards think violence is never the answer

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Redlemon

Based on your other posts, Meridae'n, I'm surprised that this is your first punch from a woman.

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divagrrrl

mkay... yeah... I just should have said, "Sir, that was very impolite of you to give me a black eye and spill beers all over me and my friend after being repeatedly ask nicely to watch your step. I think you should seriously consider changing your lifestyle."

um yeah......

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clavus

A woman once pushed me in the chest, then drew back as if she was going to punch me in the mouth. We were furious at each other. We were also drunk. I reached out and palmed her face. I didn't hit her, I just put my hand on her face with my thumb and pinky on her temples. I was about to push her away from me, via her head. As soon I touched her I felt like a drunken, abusive ass. I dropped my hand and walked away. I don't ever want to be that kind of guy. She screamed at me, trying to have the fight she wanted. I just kept walking. Glad I did.

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flstf

Altercations in bars are hardly ever worth getting retribution. I have known too many men/women who under the influence will go to extremes to get revenge. A quick trip to the parking lot can produce a gun or knife in quick order. It is not usually a good idea to escalate things with these people unless you are willing to make it a life or death situation.

In the case of your getting sucker punched by a woman, I might be tempted to slap her back, but be ready for the inevitable retribution from her male friends. Also it would be wise to watch out for an ambush when you leave. Some people are borderline crazy anyway and when they are drinking, look out.

Maybe my analysis comes from the rough and tumble redneck bars where I used to hang out in my youth.

canuckguy

don't think he was referring to you!

SirLance

Which is why them Nazi's are still so troublesome...

She had not call to hit you, but when you spilled her drink you should have apologized and offered to buy her a drink.

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theguyondacouch

As soon as she punched me I would have spilled the rest of her drink, then walked away. At least then she would have had a half assed reason to hit me. Still makes her a bitch though. Probaby mkaes me an asshole, but oh well.

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denim

What, "here, have mine! (splash)"?

denim

It must be the question then, 'cause so many people seem to use it.

I'm (not) sorry, but that flat statement needs to be challenged. Always. It's bullshit. All too often, violence is the ONLY answer.

Redlemon

OK, before we rehash this, Ustwo was referring to what became the thread When is a "Little Bit" of violence a good thing?. Post there if you want to get into that discussion, not here.

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She was probably an English teacher.

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