Getting punched in the mouth by a chick... - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Meridae'n · 10-05-2005, 01:08 AM

So I'm standing at the bar at Liquid in Albury on Saturday night buying a drink, when I spun around and knocked this chicks cocktail. Didn't knock it over, just knocked about 5mm off the top. This exchange takes place:

Chick: You fucken idiot, that's a $12 cocktail. You gunna buy me a new one now?

Me: I don't do buy new drinks.

Chick: Yeah? *punches me in mouth*

Nothing I could do but pick up my drink and walk away. Stupid bitches like that are one reason we should be allowed to punch girls one day a year.

Now it's Wednesday and my mouth still hurts like fuck. Nice punch. The boys will never let me live this one down.

In my opinion a guy should never hit a girl under any circumstances, but fuck they deserve it sometimes.

Any other guys been hit by a girl? What was your response?

ObieX · 10-05-2005, 01:12 AM

Just because you can't hit her doesn't mean you can't slap her drink out of her hand. Punched face for you, $12 for her.

Cynthetiq · 10-05-2005, 01:16 AM

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Originally Posted by ObieX

Just because you can't hit her doesn't mean you can't slap her drink out of her hand. Punched face for you, $12 for her.

or letting the bouncer know of the altercation and she and her friends may have had to find a new watering hole to continue the evening.

as for getting hit by a girl, I've given fair warning that the first hit was free... the next was going to be full on altercation. One ending in a full on grapple and me punching her in the stomack knocking the wind out of her and then she finally stopped fighting.

I didn't want to hit her, but she provoked me with full knowledge of the consequences. To this day I still regret having to have raised my fist at a woman but I'm not going to allow myself to get beaten up by anyone, man or woman.

ChistledStone · 10-05-2005, 01:23 AM

Man, they want equality, they can get equality. But double-standards suck. I've known some chicks who can kick ass, and I've known some guys who are weak. They can hold their own in a fight when strength isn't everything.

Oh by the way - you should have payed the 12bucks, and then gone for the ovaries, walked off and said 'So now I've paid off both'.

flat5 · 10-05-2005, 03:02 AM

Yes, but it was a setup. She tore my white dress shirt and was hitting me.
She wanted my to hit her so that her brothers and father could tear me to pieces.
I could only walk away from her again and again and hope I would be paid for the night's work. Her family ran the restaurant I was playing at. It was an agency contract so I got my money.

dlish · 10-05-2005, 03:05 AM

im smile..ask the guy at the counter for a drink..make her think she was getting the better deal..the drink comes along..you ask her if the drink if hers, (of course she'll oblige thinking she got the better of you) and then pourit on the F---ing bitch.

just make sure to duck under the next left hook

Menoman · 10-05-2005, 03:50 AM

If the bitches want equal rights, they get punched in the face just like we do.

stevie667 · 10-05-2005, 05:30 AM

Get one of your other drunken female friends to hit her back.

I've been hit by a few girls when i've been on the far side of soberness. Getting right up close and bellowing 'FUCK...YOU' into their faces always seems to work for me. Then again, that works on just about everyone

Pour your drink over her.

Edit: You don't need to buy her a drink. If you'd spilled it everything over her, sure, THEN you'd be obligated, but merely spilling someones drink requires a quick apology and then a hasty retreat.

denim · 10-05-2005, 05:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Meridae'n

Me: I don't do buy new drinks.

Should've replaced the drink.

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In my opinion a guy should never hit a girl under any circumstances, but fuck they deserve it sometimes.

Chivelry will get you like that. If you're not fucking her, and she hits you, what's wrong with hitting her back? A nice slap, if she deserved it. But you should have replaced her drink.

getwonk'd · 10-05-2005, 06:25 AM

From a womans stand point, If she can dish it out, she can expect it back. I was in the bar with my husband and some woman was all pissy at him for telling her to mind her own business when it comes to our family. She was making all sorts of rude comments about us and our kids. Anyway, he was facing the bar and I was about five feet behind him. This woman went to grab him by the hair and pull him back. Now, I've never been in a fight in my life before this, but something snapped and I literally jumped over the people in my way, spun her around and blackened half her face. Had I not been there, I would have expected my husband to do thte same thing.

Some woman will hit a man with the thought that he won't hit her back. Personally I wouldn't hit anyone without expecting them to hit me back.

Gatorade Frost · 10-05-2005, 06:29 AM

I'm gonna have to say you deserved it by the fact that you messed up her drink and your reponse was "I don't do buy new drinks". Thta's a pretty cocky asshole response to give someone.

bparker805 · 10-05-2005, 06:42 AM

Shoulda just called the cops... I sure if you had gone to the bartender and said that one of the wait-staff had accidently spilled the drink, you might have gotten a new one. But there is no excuse for her clocking you. Had you hit her back, you would have gotten the raw end of the deal. Some bouncer prolly woulda kicked your ass and thrown you out and called the cops. You should have just wlaked away, called the cops, and filed assault charges.

Giant Hamburger · 10-05-2005, 06:44 AM

I had a girl throw a bike at me.
I stepped out of the way though.
I also married her.

BigBen · 10-05-2005, 06:48 AM

I wonder if the police would have taken this complaint seriously...

"Oh, some drunk punched some other drunk at a bar for spilling her drink..."

"Um, no, She hit a guy for spilling her drink. He wants to press charges."

(Insert rude sexual comment here)

rsl12 · 10-05-2005, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Gatorade Frost

I'm gonna have to say you deserved it by the fact that you messed up her drink and your reponse was "I don't do buy new drinks".

I sort of agree. She had no right to hit you, but that's pretty rude of you.

ruggerp11 · 10-05-2005, 06:53 AM

if the drink spilling was an accident then fuck it you dont' need to buy her a drink.

ShaniFaye · 10-05-2005, 07:05 AM

If I'd spilled somebody's drink I'd have offered to get a new one

Charlatan · 10-05-2005, 07:12 AM

I wouldn't have taken up her demand for a new drink. I would have apologized and moved on. I might consider buying her a new drink if she didn't demand a new drink... that was pretty cocky of her.

While your response wasn't cool it didn't deserve a bust in the chops. I probably would have tossed my drink in her face... not the right response but my temper probably would have got the better of me.

florida0214 · 10-05-2005, 07:15 AM

What else can you say other than that sucks. Think about it though if she punched you like that seemingly unprovoked I would imagine she could hold her own against you. She might even kick your ass. If she can't then I am sure her and her 800 friends could. Might not have been worth the one puch you would have gotten in.

martinguerre · 10-05-2005, 08:09 AM

my rule in bars is as follows. when i don't want a conflict, i am overly careful to avoid it.

i'm sorry, but sassing drunks of any gender or anything is a good way to get hit. Deserved has nothing to do with it...it's simply the natural consequence of stepping up to people in bars.

Ustwo · 10-05-2005, 08:16 AM

A better response would have been:

"I only buy new drinks for ladies."

Would have made getting punched more fun

Uncle Pony · 10-05-2005, 08:30 AM

You should have replaced the drink.

Journeyman · 10-05-2005, 08:34 AM

One time a female friend had a tie on for some reason, so I asked if she knew why females ought to wear ties. "Why?" I grabbed it and manipulated her head to my crotch.

Yeah I had it coming to me, but it was still worth it. Hurt though. Small hands = isolated knuckles.

canuckguy · 10-05-2005, 08:47 AM

I know most of you are ripping him for his so called rude comment (i thought it was funny), anyway, do you not think that no matter WHAT he said she would have probably hit him.
If someone is willing to punch someone over just that comment, I don't he could have done anything different that would have reversed it. If he would have bought her a new drink (which she did not deserve, spill a bit, fine, say sorry, if she would have dropped the whole drink thats another story) i bet she would have been calling him names the entire time he was ordering and paying for the drink.
As for hitting her back, your only aloud to hit one girl in your life, thats your sister! But if a woman starts to hammer ya, you gotta defend yourself. But he would have smoked her back, i bet he's not typing this story out today, i bet its tomorrow after he got out of jail. Shitty night bud, that story above is the reason why i don't go to bars anymore, to many liquid courage filled peeps.

StanT · 10-05-2005, 09:03 AM

5 mm of a drink, no big deal. I'd apologize and move on.

Given her rude remark, I would have tossed a handfull of change on the bar. I probably would have been hit, as well.

Glory's Sun · 10-05-2005, 09:05 AM

I would have just starting buying drinks all night and told the bartender to put it on her tab.

divagrrrl · 10-05-2005, 09:23 AM

I was at a club one night and this drunk asshole had been dancing in front of my chair all night. Well, there is no dance floor at this place, it is an irish pub.

Several times over the course of the evening, he knocked into me, elbowed me, tripped over me, and splashed his drink on me. Since he seemed to be having a good time and had no malice, I only asked him politely to watch his step. He said sorry, I'll move.... but then always came right back to shake his ample uncoordinated ass at my face.

Well around 1:00 or so, he got a little too excited, and he fell over me, spilling my beer, spilling HIS beer, both all over me and my friend, and whacked me just below the eye with his elbow. He just sat there laughing so I shoved him off of me, spun him around, and clocked him twice BAM BAM on his cheek and jaw. He yelled out BITCH! THAT HURT! At which point I dove for him... luckily my friends stopped me. The bouncer came over and asked me what was up. I told him... and HE got thrown out.

I had a friggin shiner for a week from his elbow.

Ustwo · 10-05-2005, 09:30 AM

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Originally Posted by divagrrrl

I was at a club one night and this drunk asshole had been dancing in front of my chair all night. Well, there is no dance floor at this place, it is an irish pub.

Several times over the course of the evening, he knocked into me, elbowed me, tripped over me, and splashed his drink on me. Since he seemed to be having a good time and had no malice, I only asked him politely to watch his step. He said sorry, I'll move.... but then always came right back to shake his ample uncoordinated ass at my face.

Well around 1:00 or so, he got a little too excited, and he fell over me, spilling my beer, spilling HIS beer, both all over me and my friend, and whacked me just below the eye with his elbow. He just sat there laughing so I shoved him off of me, spun him around, and clocked him twice BAM BAM on his cheek and jaw. He yelled out BITCH! THAT HURT! At which point I dove for him... luckily my friends stopped me. The bouncer came over and asked me what was up. I told him... and HE got thrown out.

I had a friggin shiner for a week from his elbow.

Just to warn you, some people on these boards think violence is never the answer

Redlemon · 10-05-2005, 09:50 AM

Based on your other posts, Meridae'n, I'm surprised that this is your first punch from a woman.

divagrrrl · 10-05-2005, 09:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

Just to warn you, some people on these boards think violence is never the answer

mkay... yeah... I just should have said, "Sir, that was very impolite of you to give me a black eye and spill beers all over me and my friend after being repeatedly ask nicely to watch your step. I think you should seriously consider changing your lifestyle."

um yeah......

Jinn · 10-05-2005, 09:54 AM

There's a magnitude of difference between finding a solution and finding the best solution.

And no, violence isn't the answer.

clavus · 10-05-2005, 09:55 AM

A woman once pushed me in the chest, then drew back as if she was going to punch me in the mouth. We were furious at each other. We were also drunk. I reached out and palmed her face. I didn't hit her, I just put my hand on her face with my thumb and pinky on her temples. I was about to push her away from me, via her head. As soon I touched her I felt like a drunken, abusive ass. I dropped my hand and walked away. I don't ever want to be that kind of guy. She screamed at me, trying to have the fight she wanted. I just kept walking. Glad I did.

flstf · 10-05-2005, 09:57 AM

Altercations in bars are hardly ever worth getting retribution. I have known too many men/women who under the influence will go to extremes to get revenge. A quick trip to the parking lot can produce a gun or knife in quick order. It is not usually a good idea to escalate things with these people unless you are willing to make it a life or death situation.

In the case of your getting sucker punched by a woman, I might be tempted to slap her back, but be ready for the inevitable retribution from her male friends. Also it would be wise to watch out for an ambush when you leave. Some people are borderline crazy anyway and when they are drinking, look out.

Maybe my analysis comes from the rough and tumble redneck bars where I used to hang out in my youth.

canuckguy · 10-05-2005, 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by divagrrrl

mkay... yeah... I just should have said, "Sir, that was very impolite of you to give me a black eye and spill beers all over me and my friend after being repeatedly ask nicely to watch your step. I think you should seriously consider changing your lifestyle."

um yeah......

don't think he was referring to you!

SirLance · 10-05-2005, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by JinnKai

And no, violence isn't the answer.

Which is why them Nazi's are still so troublesome...

She had not call to hit you, but when you spilled her drink you should have apologized and offered to buy her a drink.

theguyondacouch · 10-05-2005, 10:45 AM

As soon as she punched me I would have spilled the rest of her drink, then walked away. At least then she would have had a half assed reason to hit me. Still makes her a bitch though. Probaby mkaes me an asshole, but oh well.

denim · 10-05-2005, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

I probably would have tossed my drink in her face... not the right response but my temper probably would have got the better of me.

What, "here, have mine! (splash)"?

denim · 10-05-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by JinnKai

And no, violence isn't the answer.

It must be the question then, 'cause so many people seem to use it.

I'm (not) sorry, but that flat statement needs to be challenged. Always. It's bullshit. All too often, violence is the ONLY answer.

Redlemon · 10-05-2005, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Ustwo

Just to warn you, some people on these boards think violence is never the answer

Quote:

Originally Posted by JinnKai

There's a magnitude of difference between finding a solution and finding the best solution.

And no, violence isn't the answer.

Quote:

Originally Posted by denim

It must be the question then, 'cause so many people seem to use it.

I'm (not) sorry, but that flat statement needs to be challenged. Always. It's bullshit. All too often, violence is the ONLY answer.

OK, before we rehash this, Ustwo was referring to what became the thread When is a "Little Bit" of violence a good thing?. Post there if you want to get into that discussion, not here.

mrklixx · 10-05-2005, 12:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Meridae'n

Me: I don't do buy new drinks.

Chick: Yeah? *punches me in mouth*

She was probably an English teacher.

10-05-2005, 01:08 AM	#1 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	Getting punched in the mouth by a chick... So I'm standing at the bar at Liquid in Albury on Saturday night buying a drink, when I spun around and knocked this chicks cocktail. Didn't knock it over, just knocked about 5mm off the top. This exchange takes place: Chick: You fucken idiot, that's a $12 cocktail. You gunna buy me a new one now? Me: I don't do buy new drinks. Chick: Yeah? punches me in mouth Nothing I could do but pick up my drink and walk away. Stupid bitches like that are one reason we should be allowed to punch girls one day a year. Now it's Wednesday and my mouth still hurts like fuck. Nice punch. The boys will never let me live this one down. In my opinion a guy should never hit a girl under any circumstances, but fuck they deserve it sometimes. Any other guys been hit by a girl? What was your response? __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

10-05-2005, 01:12 AM	#2 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Just because you can't hit her doesn't mean you can't slap her drink out of her hand. Punched face for you, $12 for her. __________________ We Must Dissent.

10-05-2005, 01:23 AM	#4 (permalink)
ChistledStone Crazy Location: Australia	Man, they want equality, they can get equality. But double-standards suck. I've known some chicks who can kick ass, and I've known some guys who are weak. They can hold their own in a fight when strength isn't everything. Oh by the way - you should have payed the 12bucks, and then gone for the ovaries, walked off and said 'So now I've paid off both'. __________________ A.minor.fall.then.a.major.lift

10-05-2005, 03:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	im smile..ask the guy at the counter for a drink..make her think she was getting the better deal..the drink comes along..you ask her if the drink if hers, (of course she'll oblige thinking she got the better of you) and then pourit on the F---ing bitch. just make sure to duck under the next left hook __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-05-2005, 05:30 AM	#8 (permalink)
stevie667 Too Awesome for Aardvarks Location: Angloland	Get one of your other drunken female friends to hit her back. I've been hit by a few girls when i've been on the far side of soberness. Getting right up close and bellowing 'FUCK...YOU' into their faces always seems to work for me. Then again, that works on just about everyone Pour your drink over her. Edit: You don't need to buy her a drink. If you'd spilled it everything over her, sure, THEN you'd be obligated, but merely spilling someones drink requires a quick apology and then a hasty retreat. __________________ Office hours have changed. Please call during office hours for more information. Last edited by stevie667; 10-05-2005 at 08:53 AM..

10-05-2005, 03:02 AM	#5 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	Yes, but it was a setup. She tore my white dress shirt and was hitting me. She wanted my to hit her so that her brothers and father could tear me to pieces. I could only walk away from her again and again and hope I would be paid for the night's work. Her family ran the restaurant I was playing at. It was an agency contract so I got my money.

10-05-2005, 06:25 AM	#10 (permalink)
getwonk'd Tilted Location: Central Wisconsin	From a womans stand point, If she can dish it out, she can expect it back. I was in the bar with my husband and some woman was all pissy at him for telling her to mind her own business when it comes to our family. She was making all sorts of rude comments about us and our kids. Anyway, he was facing the bar and I was about five feet behind him. This woman went to grab him by the hair and pull him back. Now, I've never been in a fight in my life before this, but something snapped and I literally jumped over the people in my way, spun her around and blackened half her face. Had I not been there, I would have expected my husband to do thte same thing. Some woman will hit a man with the thought that he won't hit her back. Personally I wouldn't hit anyone without expecting them to hit me back.

10-05-2005, 06:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
Gatorade Frost Rookie	I'm gonna have to say you deserved it by the fact that you messed up her drink and your reponse was "I don't do buy new drinks". Thta's a pretty cocky asshole response to give someone. __________________ I got in a fight one time with a really big guy, and he said, "I'm going to mop the floor with your face." I said, "You'll be sorry." He said, "Oh, yeah? Why?" I said, "Well, you won't be able to get into the corners very well." Emo Philips

10-05-2005, 06:42 AM	#12 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Shoulda just called the cops... I sure if you had gone to the bartender and said that one of the wait-staff had accidently spilled the drink, you might have gotten a new one. But there is no excuse for her clocking you. Had you hit her back, you would have gotten the raw end of the deal. Some bouncer prolly woulda kicked your ass and thrown you out and called the cops. You should have just wlaked away, called the cops, and filed assault charges.

10-05-2005, 06:44 AM	#13 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I had a girl throw a bike at me. I stepped out of the way though. I also married her.

10-05-2005, 06:48 AM	#14 (permalink)
BigBen Comedian Location: Use the search button	I wonder if the police would have taken this complaint seriously... "Oh, some drunk punched some other drunk at a bar for spilling her drink..." "Um, no, She hit a guy for spilling her drink. He wants to press charges." (Insert rude sexual comment here) __________________ 3.141592654 Hey, if you are impressed with my memorizing pi to 10 digits, you should see the size of my penis.

10-05-2005, 06:53 AM	#16 (permalink)
ruggerp11 Cautiously soaring Location: exploring my new home in SF	if the drink spilling was an accident then fuck it you dont' need to buy her a drink. __________________ Patriotism means being loyal to your country all the time and to its government when it deserves it. --Mark Twain Do What makes you happy --Me BUT! "Happiness is the absence of the striving for happiness" - Chuang-Tzu

10-05-2005, 07:05 AM	#17 (permalink)
ShaniFaye Submit to me, you know you want to Location: Lilburn, Ga	If I'd spilled somebody's drink I'd have offered to get a new one __________________ *I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!*

10-05-2005, 07:12 AM	#18 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	I wouldn't have taken up her demand for a new drink. I would have apologized and moved on. I might consider buying her a new drink if she didn't demand a new drink... that was pretty cocky of her. While your response wasn't cool it didn't deserve a bust in the chops. I probably would have tossed my drink in her face... not the right response but my temper probably would have got the better of me. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

10-05-2005, 07:15 AM	#19 (permalink)
florida0214 Crazy Location: South Florida	What else can you say other than that sucks. Think about it though if she punched you like that seemingly unprovoked I would imagine she could hold her own against you. She might even kick your ass. If she can't then I am sure her and her 800 friends could. Might not have been worth the one puch you would have gotten in.

10-05-2005, 08:09 AM	#20 (permalink)
martinguerre whosoever Location: New England	my rule in bars is as follows. when i don't want a conflict, i am overly careful to avoid it. i'm sorry, but sassing drunks of any gender or anything is a good way to get hit. Deserved has nothing to do with it...it's simply the natural consequence of stepping up to people in bars. __________________ For God so loved creation, that God sent God's only Son that whosoever believed should not perish, but have everlasting life. -John 3:16

10-05-2005, 08:16 AM	#21 (permalink)
Ustwo Pissing in the cornflakes	A better response would have been: "I only buy new drinks for ladies." Would have made getting punched more fun __________________ Agents of the enemies who hold office in our own government, who attempt to eliminate our "freedoms" and our "right to know" are posting among us, I fear.....on this very forum. - host Obama - Know a Man by the friends he keeps.

10-05-2005, 08:30 AM	#22 (permalink)
Uncle Pony Crazy	You should have replaced the drink.

10-05-2005, 08:34 AM	#23 (permalink)
Journeyman Like John Goodman, but not. Location: SFBA, California	One time a female friend had a tie on for some reason, so I asked if she knew why females ought to wear ties. "Why?" I grabbed it and manipulated her head to my crotch. Yeah I had it coming to me, but it was still worth it. Hurt though. Small hands = isolated knuckles.

10-05-2005, 08:47 AM	#24 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	I know most of you are ripping him for his so called rude comment (i thought it was funny), anyway, do you not think that no matter WHAT he said she would have probably hit him. If someone is willing to punch someone over just that comment, I don't he could have done anything different that would have reversed it. If he would have bought her a new drink (which she did not deserve, spill a bit, fine, say sorry, if she would have dropped the whole drink thats another story) i bet she would have been calling him names the entire time he was ordering and paying for the drink. As for hitting her back, your only aloud to hit one girl in your life, thats your sister! But if a woman starts to hammer ya, you gotta defend yourself. But he would have smoked her back, i bet he's not typing this story out today, i bet its tomorrow after he got out of jail. Shitty night bud, that story above is the reason why i don't go to bars anymore, to many liquid courage filled peeps.

10-05-2005, 09:03 AM	#25 (permalink)
StanT © Location: Colorado	5 mm of a drink, no big deal. I'd apologize and move on. Given her rude remark, I would have tossed a handfull of change on the bar. I probably would have been hit, as well.

10-05-2005, 09:05 AM	#26 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	I would have just starting buying drinks all night and told the bartender to put it on her tab.

10-05-2005, 09:23 AM	#27 (permalink)
divagrrrl Crazy Location: SoCal	I was at a club one night and this drunk asshole had been dancing in front of my chair all night. Well, there is no dance floor at this place, it is an irish pub. Several times over the course of the evening, he knocked into me, elbowed me, tripped over me, and splashed his drink on me. Since he seemed to be having a good time and had no malice, I only asked him politely to watch his step. He said sorry, I'll move.... but then always came right back to shake his ample uncoordinated ass at my face. Well around 1:00 or so, he got a little too excited, and he fell over me, spilling my beer, spilling HIS beer, both all over me and my friend, and whacked me just below the eye with his elbow. He just sat there laughing so I shoved him off of me, spun him around, and clocked him twice BAM BAM on his cheek and jaw. He yelled out BITCH! THAT HURT! At which point I dove for him... luckily my friends stopped me. The bouncer came over and asked me what was up. I told him... and HE got thrown out. I had a friggin shiner for a week from his elbow.

10-05-2005, 09:50 AM	#29 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Based on your other posts, Meridae'n, I'm surprised that this is your first punch from a woman. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

10-05-2005, 09:54 AM	#31 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	There's a magnitude of difference between finding a solution and finding the best solution. And no, violence isn't the answer. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

10-05-2005, 09:55 AM	#32 (permalink)
clavus pow! Location: NorCal	A woman once pushed me in the chest, then drew back as if she was going to punch me in the mouth. We were furious at each other. We were also drunk. I reached out and palmed her face. I didn't hit her, I just put my hand on her face with my thumb and pinky on her temples. I was about to push her away from me, via her head. As soon I touched her I felt like a drunken, abusive ass. I dropped my hand and walked away. I don't ever want to be that kind of guy. She screamed at me, trying to have the fight she wanted. I just kept walking. Glad I did. __________________ Ass, gas or grass. Nobody rides for free.

10-05-2005, 09:57 AM	#33 (permalink)
flstf Easy Rider Location: Moscow on the Ohio	Altercations in bars are hardly ever worth getting retribution. I have known too many men/women who under the influence will go to extremes to get revenge. A quick trip to the parking lot can produce a gun or knife in quick order. It is not usually a good idea to escalate things with these people unless you are willing to make it a life or death situation. In the case of your getting sucker punched by a woman, I might be tempted to slap her back, but be ready for the inevitable retribution from her male friends. Also it would be wise to watch out for an ambush when you leave. Some people are borderline crazy anyway and when they are drinking, look out. Maybe my analysis comes from the rough and tumble redneck bars where I used to hang out in my youth.

10-05-2005, 10:45 AM	#36 (permalink)
theguyondacouch salmon? Location: Outside Providence	As soon as she punched me I would have spilled the rest of her drink, then walked away. At least then she would have had a half assed reason to hit me. Still makes her a bitch though. Probaby mkaes me an asshole, but oh well. __________________ "Lick my frozen metal ass!"