Ronald becomes a McHottie
 

http://worldnetdaily.com/news/articl...TICLE_ID=46494

This might be interesting.

Well first,
wtf? Figure out your press release before you give it and you won't have glaring contradictions :p

Also,
I hope that's just a poor translation, because that's really fucked up. Man, we really fucked with Japan's collective psyche in the 50s.

As i understand it, the Japanese view the blonde haired white skinned person as the epitome of beauty. Of course all Japanese may not think that way, but I'm pretty sure that's the general consensus.

I can't wait to see what will happen when(if) the commercials come to the US. $10 says "parents groups" are gonna go ape-shit.

[QUOTE:]The reason Japanese people are so short and have yellow skins is because they have eaten nothing but fish and rice for 2,000 years. If we eat McDonald’s hamburgers and potatoes for a thousand years we will become taller, our skin become white and our hair blond.[/QUOTE]

I can't even begin to say how screwed up this is. I can't believe that he would actually believe this is true. What about the fact that the percentage of the population of obese Japanese is smaller than that of Americans? Only thing that I can really see happening by Japanese eating more McD's is getting them all fattened up. Real good.

One of the links at the bottom of that story is even better. :lol: :lol:

http://www.accolo.com/Accolo-Rethink-Recruiting.wmv

Actually i think atleast part of his arguement is true, atleast the height part. I've heard of a couple studies that have show that since their diet has expanded they have grown in height more than usual. Growth hormones in some foods may play some of the role, but simply eating more meat over/with fish and rice has caused an increase in vertical growth.

This has been another.... useless fact.
http://www.artist-bros.org/olombard/images/yakko.gif

http://worldnetdaily.com/images2/mchottie3.jpg
http://worldnetdaily.com/images2/mchottie.jpg
http://worldnetdaily.com/images2/mchottie2.jpg
http://www.trenchman.com/articles/girlronald1.jpg
http://www.trenchman.com/articles/girlronald2.jpg
http://www.trenchman.com/articles/girlronald3.jpg
http://www.trenchman.com/articles/girlronald4.jpg
Yeah...right ;)

And where the hell's the bikini? I was promised a bikini.

Someone track down some of the bikini pictures so *I* can grow in height. :D

This is true of a more protein rich diet but to say that eating McDonald's is going to make you big and strong is just false.

Good Wakko reference!

I really doubt anyone is willing to lose 10$ that quickly with the prices of everything around us going up.

Back to the article though, I really dont see for such a change. Kids wont eat more burgers because a cute girl is on TV. They are swaying the commercials from kids to teen/adults.

They won't be using this campaign here. No way, no how.

I think I'm getting supersized.....

down below.

Sorry to thread jack, but isn't that Yakko? I thought Wakko was was the younger one.

Those are some crazy shoes on her, i just noticed.

http://www.trenchman.com/articles/girlronald3.jpg

Part high-heel part clown shoe? Whats with the ties in the back? It's kinda rubber-lookin :p

And yea, thats yakko, this is wakko:
http://www.csua.berkeley.edu/~why/wakko-float.gif

But close enough, im just glad someone gets it lol :)

Edit: Damn you tripod!

My bad... Yakko it is...

She looks evil.

http://www.trenchman.com/articles/girlronald4.jpg

Only in the sense that all clowns look evil. Who in the fuck thought that a Jack-In-The-Box toy was a good idea? Sadistic bastards. She, herself, looks to be quite the little cutie.


Anybody find those bikini shots, yet? I struck out. :(

All this is going to do is make more teens/adults in japan go to mcd's and say "I want a Mc. Really happy meal!"

Then, upon delivery of the disgusting greasy meat/potatoes, they'll slap the cashier right in the face, point at the hottie in the ronald bikini (which remains unfound) and then march out in a fit of rage.

Japan will be in chaos!
(and still short)

OLD! This story is so OLD!

I remember hearing about it LAST NOVEMBER!

But it deserves an update. Japan thought that it was waaay too weird, so they have since changed back to the "I'm lovin' it" campaign.

Too weird for Japan? Is that possible? :lol:

Back laced ankle boots! If those came in tan, black, or maroon, I'd be ordering a pair.

Gilda

Well we had some issues about the collective psyche they had in the 40's :rolleyes:

That being said, white skin has always been 'beautiful' in Japan, and is why the geisha makeup is so white. Height has also been an issue with them, though the blonde hair thing I had not heard about.

Anyways I’m feeling a bit yellow, think I’ll go eat a Big Mac.

I knew my steady diet of McDonalds would get me somewhere!!

... at 6'6 and with my monitor tan, I'm the god of Japan!

I tried and was also unable to locate the bikini shot. This was the best I could do:

<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v208/f6twister/Mc.jpg" alt="Image hosted by Photobucket.com">


I have to agree, she does look evil.

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WTF? I'm sorry but that is just so ridiculous to me. I know sex brings in the green - but HAMBURGERS!? C'mon! If McDs tried to do that in the states - they would need to go through me because I wouldn't have it. I don't need my daughter's happy meal toy shaped as an anatomically correct Ronald. :|

Hmm. I have a copy of this clip lieing around. No Bikini in it.

There is a tomato. But no Bikini.

Possibly a different clip has the Bikini...

Something about her gives me the same vibes as a pyscho goth chick, only with her agression turned outward instead of inward like a goth chick.

Hold me.