Sue

I came home from work, only to step in cat vomit.

I cleaned it up, washed/dried the area it was at. Go to plug in the vaccuum (sp?) and *squish* stepped in another pile. Mind you, as soon as I walked in the door, I got barefoot. So.. I think you know what happened there.




Nasty man , just friggin nasty.

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Kubz18

stupid kitty

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scott_p_1

If there really are aliens, and they're watching us cleaning our cat's puke off the floor and picking up our dog's poop from our yards, I can guess who they're going to think is in charge.

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muckluck

Jerry Seinfeld! I had to clean up dog piss today, and I stepped in it barefoot.

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Cynthetiq

our cat does that once in a while esp when she eats the yummy food too fast.

and ick.. i've done it plenty too...stepping in barefoot....

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Johnny Pyro

The lesson here is, never go barefoot, cause you could step in cat puke!

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la petite moi

Yikes...cat puke? Is there something wrong with your cat?

alansmithee

No, the lesson is don't own pets

Sue

No, the little nerd just eats her food too fast for her own good

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Cicero

I once had a dog that would do that when he'd get curious and eat something non-edible. He was cute but also a very dumb and mischievous puppy at times.

MontanaXVI

here is what I do to handle the situation. The cat belongs to my girlfriend I hate them not to mention allergic to them as well, so there were stipulations to us getting one. The stipulation is it is her problem, cleaning the box, feeding, watering petting everything is her problem. I do not abuse or ignore "fat bastard" as I call him I will pet him and stuff if he comes rolling around while I am playing with the dogs, but if he yaks and I step in it, I clean myself up then go get her to clean up after her cat

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wolf

I've done that, I hate that.

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TopRamen66

I dont even let my cat inside from ~ March through November because he sheds so much. He'll cough up hairballs all day long in my room. I fell your pain though, one time I walked in and thought there was a rice cake on my floor, but it was really cat puke! Looked exactly like it I swear!

OFKU0

I came home from the great outdoors today, and was greeted by a lady friend of mine.

I cooked a couple of fresh lobsters, had lots to drink and laughed and laughed. Then my lady friend out did herself by giving me the best head I've received in some time. And what a goorific facial she got for her efforts.



Nasty man , just friggin nasty

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Cynthetiq

uh....WTF? I think the wine is still coursing through your veins

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Fremen

You're lucky the 11 second rule was up, huh?

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simonrex22

The other night, im sitting there watching tv. My cat starts heaving. I get up real quick to see where he's gonna let it out. Low and behold, he is hovering over my nice shirt that i just took off. I tore the shirt out from under him just in time. When he upchucked, i couldnt believe the amount that had come out. He's a real hunter, so he's always coming home with stuff. He gets birds, bunnies, squirrels, and even snakes and frogs. As i got down to clean it up, i noticed it looked real fresh and meaty. Then i got a wiff of it. I almost threw up myself. It must have been a frog because it had this real fishy kinda smell to it. I guess it didnt sit too well in his stomach. I hope he learned his lesson cause i dont ever wanna smell that again.