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Old 05-02-2003, 01:40 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Giant Celestial Hamburger



Giant hamburger in space
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce: Space is serving up giant hamburgers. NASA's Hubble Space Telescope has snapped a photograph, released Aug. 1, of an object that bears an uncanny resemblance to a hamburger. The object, nicknamed Gomez's Hamburger, is a sunlike star nearing the end of its life. It already has expelled large amounts of gas and dust and is on its way to becoming a colorful, glowing planetary nebula. The ingredients for the giant celestial hamburger are dust and light. The hamburger buns are light reflecting off dust and the patty is the dark band of dust in the middle.

(AP/NASA)
Copyright © 2003, The Associated Press

This is a proud moment for hamburgers throughout the universe!
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Old 05-02-2003, 01:45 PM   #2 (permalink)
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It's a celestial camel-toe!!
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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or a celestial ass crack.
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:01 PM   #4 (permalink)
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camel toe...too funny
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:12 PM   #5 (permalink)
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It reminds me of those cut out angles in hentai mangas where they show the inside of a girl's pussy from the side as some dude sticks his dick in there. That is one tight pussy waiting to be filled.
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Old 05-02-2003, 02:35 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Whoa.
Mother Hamburger is turning over in her grave.
These are not the responses I expected. I am scandalized.
I see the face of my angry hamburger god.
I will make the appropriate sacrifices so that he will come and punish the infidels.

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Old 05-02-2003, 03:21 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Whoa.
Mother Hamburger is turning over in her grave.
These are not the responses I expected. I am scandalized.
Hey bro, you're dealing with a lot of horned-up folks here, on a friday afternoon/evening! What'd you expect?
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Old 05-02-2003, 03:37 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Ok now this is twice this post really made me laugh. Maybe its because I have a buzz.
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Old 05-02-2003, 03:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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That's one big, giant hamburger.
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:29 PM   #10 (permalink)
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cosmic - I think it just looks cosmic.
I like how the two parts seem to be in some deep reflective relationship.
thanks.
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Old 05-02-2003, 04:38 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I think its an angry, intergalactic razor-clam.
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Old 05-02-2003, 05:23 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Whoa.
Mother Hamburger is turning over in her grave.
These are not the responses I expected. I am scandalized.
I see the face of my angry hamburger god.
I will make the appropriate sacrifices so that he will come and punish the infidels.

Are you feeling overwhelmed by negative feelings and thoughts?

Do you feel as if you are trapped in a corner, with nowhere to turn?

Let me help you.


Come to my office and talk to me about all of your unhappy feelings. My therapy methods are so effective, because I utilize an ancient european healing process known as mastication for patients such as yourself. Don't delay any longer! Come see me today, and be cleansed and renewed with a better outlook on life!
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Old 05-02-2003, 05:35 PM   #13 (permalink)
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That is one cool pic man.
How old is it.
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Old 05-02-2003, 05:52 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Okay .. someone was a lil hungry when they saw that pic for the first time .. it looks like something a lil more sexual. .. than a hamburger. .

or maybe that's just me..

interesting star there .. btw
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:21 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Mmmmm.... burgers....

Ok, when a picture of a star makes me hungry, it's a sign that I've been eating college food for too long...

Cool pic, whatever you might think it is
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Old 05-02-2003, 09:36 PM   #16 (permalink)
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Old 05-05-2003, 07:03 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Let me help you.

Come to my office and talk to me about all of your unhappy feelings. My therapy methods are so effective, because I utilize an ancient european healing process known as mastication for patients such as yourself. Don't delay any longer!
...can't resist...feel pull towards...mouth...must...be...eaten

Narrator: It is at that point that our noble burger answers Somenosuke's sweet siren song and dashes itself upon the jagged teeth of her appetite.

Narrator exits stage left, followed by... a bear.
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Old 05-05-2003, 11:12 AM   #18 (permalink)
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A 30 million light year mile hamburger. Wow! Thanks for posting. Always glad to hear hubble findings.
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Old 05-05-2003, 11:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Can't you just hear "Burger Man" by ZZ Top when you look at the pic?

Say, shouldn't this be your theme song Giant Hamburger?




(Notice how I refrained from any sexual connotation even though it obviously bears a resembelance to earthly female reproductive oragans? Just trying to be one of the "good" guys.)
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Old 05-05-2003, 12:16 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Can't you just hear "Burger Man" by ZZ Top when you look at the pic?

Say, shouldn't this be your theme song Giant Hamburger?

(Notice how I refrained from any sexual connotation even though it obviously bears a resembelance to earthly female reproductive oragans? Just trying to be one of the "good" guys.)
Hail Citizen Ogre!

Even though they are from my hometown, I don't listen to much ZZ Top after their album Deguello. I blame MTV and those fuzzy spinning guitars.

Theme Song...excellent question. I must ponder this. Perhaps either you or I should start a thread inquiring about TFP users' theme songs. Perhaps.

Before everybody starts thinking I'm an uptight burger, allow me to say I'm cool with everyone thinking the celestial burger image looks like a lady’s johnson. I just didn't expect the unanimity of it. I'm just a simple hamburger trying to make it in a not-so-simple online forum.
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Old 08-05-2003, 12:45 AM   #21 (permalink)
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Very interesting...
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Old 08-05-2003, 12:49 AM   #22 (permalink)
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Erm, in case you didn't notice, this thread is 3 months old. Gravedigging is usually frowned upon, just a heads up.
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Old 08-05-2003, 06:02 AM   #23 (permalink)
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GH,

Glad to see you're plans to take over the universe are taking shape. Remember, I have been, and always will be, your faithful servant. I only ask that you spare me from the slave pits and allow me to rule Iceland and parts of Ohio, as you deem fit.

In suplication,

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Old 08-05-2003, 06:08 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Hail Citizen Ogre!

Even though they are from my hometown, I don't listen to much ZZ Top after their album Deguello. I blame MTV and those fuzzy spinning guitars.

Theme Song...excellent question. I must ponder this. Perhaps either you or I should start a thread inquiring about TFP users' theme songs. Perhaps.

Before everybody starts thinking I'm an uptight burger, allow me to say I'm cool with everyone thinking the celestial burger image looks like a lady’s johnson. I just didn't expect the unanimity of it. I'm just a simple hamburger trying to make it in a not-so-simple online forum.
-GH

great idea GH.a theme song thread.

*still thinks it looks like a twat*
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Old 08-05-2003, 07:08 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Look what floated up on the banks of the TFP river!

An ancient thread risen from the grave and scratching at the door of its zombiemaster. I will take you in little dead one.

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Remember, I have been, and always will be, your faithful servant. I only ask that you spare me from the slave pits and allow me to rule Iceland and parts of Ohio, as you deem fit.
Troublebot, you have posted for me in my times of need. I will never forget that.

I suggest we launch ourselves into space and investigate Gomez's Hamburger!
We will have to be frozen. Everyone and everything we know will be gone when we return, if we return. We will not get paid.
You will get a patch for your orange jumpsuit.

Who’s with me?
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I will leave the Theme Song thread in Flyman’s capable hands, if he has any desire to birth it.
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Old 08-05-2003, 10:51 AM   #26 (permalink)
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I'd give it all up for a taste of that burger. I'd be honored to wear the patch, count me in.
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:21 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Hail Snoogans!

Welcome aboard. I will make you Chief Security Officer, if it suits you. You will NOT have to wear a red shirt. Perhaps we could even make this into the next hit reality cable TV show. I can think of nothing more exciting than a series that lasts 100 television seasons about cryogenically frozen space wayfarers in search of a celestial hamburger. I'm off to write a grant proposal.
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Old 08-05-2003, 11:40 AM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:05 PM   #29 (permalink)
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This is certainly proof from the hamburger gods about something... can I join your space expedition?
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Old 08-05-2003, 01:16 PM   #30 (permalink)
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Hail Cap't Giant Hamburger!

I am fully prepared to join your crew, along with Snoogans and Mr. Scorcex. I do however, have some questions:

Is there some way to lose my gut, get rock hard abs and gluts and gain the likeness of a greek god, while in suspended animation?

Will we meet "space chicks?"

Do I get a blaster of some kind?

Standing ready to be a frozen hero,

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Old 08-05-2003, 01:40 PM   #31 (permalink)
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This is certainly proof from the hamburger gods about something... can I join your space expedition?
Hail Mr. Scorcex!

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Quote:
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. I do however, have some questions:

Is there some way to lose my gut, get rock hard abs and gluts and gain the likeness of a greek god, while in suspended animation?

Will we meet "space chicks?"

Do I get a blaster of some kind?
Hail Troublebot!

Here are some answers:

I was counting on you. You shall be my First Officer and also in charge of severed heads. I will have your cryogenic mold made one size too small. I am certain over the years the effects will be startling. Sadly, I can’t promise “space chicks.” Know in your heart of hearts that I will endeavor to make celestial hook-ups happen for all of my crew. Also know that I have not been very successful in this regard on my home planet and see no reason to expect a change of luck once we slip Earth’s surly bonds and touch the bun of the space hamburger. You never know, the cold vacuum of space may turn me into a player. Snoogans will be handing out the blasters when needed. Welcome aboard.

I might also add that this thread seems to be heading for a move to the nonsense forum.
Keep an eye out for relocation. I’m off to salvage some scrap metal!
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Old 08-05-2003, 03:46 PM   #32 (permalink)
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who said resurrecting old threads was considered "gravedigging?"...
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Old 08-06-2003, 12:37 AM   #33 (permalink)
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I'll take mine with tater tots pls.
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Old 08-06-2003, 05:48 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Cap't GH,

First Officer Troublebot reporting. I'm prepared for my cryogenics sleep and any possible move to the Nonsense Board. Consider me your "Right Hand Head" on our intergalactic voyage.

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Old 08-06-2003, 08:46 PM   #35 (permalink)
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Huzzah! My dreams of space exploration, one step closer to reality. It's also nice to see that Captian Giant Hamburger runs backround checks on potential crew members. We certainly can't have rifraff on an intergalactic voyage.
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Old 08-06-2003, 10:56 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Hail Future Burgernauts!

First we must decide on our space suits.
I have four possibilities so far.

Hi-tech

Each one will cost us 12 million American dollars.

Homemade

I have some extra pots and pans we can use.

Superstar

This is the most cost-efficient and fun.

Ape

The additional ape costume beneath the spacesuit could prove invaluable.

Please remember to pack warm clothing as temperatures will get down to –250 degrees F.
Snoogans, that’s -156 degrees C.

If I can’t figure out how to fold space in the next day or so I’ll start looking for a ship.
Where are the wormholes when you need them?

That's not funny.
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Old 08-08-2003, 07:05 PM   #37 (permalink)
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Burgernaut, when I get a custom title, that will definitely be it. At any rate, I'm leaning towards the Ape spacesuits. Who knows when we would need that extra ape? Provided we don't have the funding for those, then we will have to go with the 'Superstar' model. Just for fun.
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Old 08-09-2003, 07:28 AM   #38 (permalink)
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Actually, to me it looks like a pair of lips (and not THOSE lips). I keep expecting it to launch into 'science fiction double feature'
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Old 08-09-2003, 08:12 AM   #39 (permalink)
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Very nice pic. Interesting star in the top left.
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Old 08-09-2003, 02:01 PM   #40 (permalink)
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I'd like to go to space with you and your crew, GH.

I vote for the cost-efficient and fun Superstar space suits.
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