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Zeraph · 06-16-2005, 10:29 PM

What's the deal when people say things like, "I laughed so hard I spit coke all over my keyboard!"? I usually can't figure out if people are being serious, sometimes it's obvious they were just saying it as another way of saying "really funny" but sometimes it's not so obvious.

Personally I never use the phrase, nor have I ever laughed so hard I couldn't control myself (come close though, I also rarely drink around my comp).

So, what about you guys, yall use it as a phrase or are you serious when you type that?

Drider_it · 06-16-2005, 10:31 PM

well then again i have sat around in my puter chair.. drinking a cup of coffee when spontanious eruption of emotion response came upon me.. either from a vid i was watching, or catching up on the goings on in my game community.

not much you can do if your prone to laughing and have a twisted..er tilted sense of humor.

for reasons of insanity i keep my coffee pot next to my monitor. im lazy and well playing games like I do I rarely get up when i dont have to.

that and im a slob. the clutter alone on my desk would send a fire marshel into retirement.

kramus · 06-16-2005, 11:14 PM

I haven't done it, but I feel a real sense of accomplishment when a friend, coworker or family member passes their drink through their nose due to a well-worded witticism

Of course, when it is a carbonated beverage or something thick like milk I usually apologise for the timing.

noodles · 06-16-2005, 11:29 PM

i'd say 99 times out of 100 its an expression. i've never used it, but its not an easy thing to do, holding liquid in your mouth and reading/watching whatever's going on on the screen at the same time is a tough thing to do, i'd think.

flat5 · 06-17-2005, 02:24 AM

More common is LMAO. Laughing my ass off.

I've never seen anyone literally do this.

tecoyah · 06-17-2005, 03:00 AM

If I find something funny....Generally I will simply type "heh"

On the rare occasion you see "lol".....I actually did laugh out loud

HamiC · 06-17-2005, 04:51 AM

Haven't used the particular expression....seems like a bit too much information....but have definitely laughed various liquids up and out.

Soda hurts. Milk is not so bad.

StanT · 06-17-2005, 04:54 AM

I generally have a cup of coffee next to my keyboard. I've replaced several due to someone's witty retort.

Ripsaw · 06-17-2005, 06:11 AM

I've done it. Its hilarious, and a pain in the ass to clean up at the same time.

Redlemon · 06-17-2005, 06:15 AM

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Originally Posted by kramus

I haven't done it, but I feel a real sense of accomplishment when a friend, coworker or family member passes their drink through their nose due to a well-worded witticism

Of course, when it is a carbonated beverage or something thick like milk I usually apologise for the timing.

I had a buddy in college who was quite prone to this, which we called "snarfing". The best one was when we made him snarf spicy Chinese noodles. That one left a mark.

Lasereth · 06-17-2005, 06:29 AM

I know what you mean. It really gets on my nerves because a large majority of FARK comments are "Thanks XXX user, you owe me a new keyboard!!" or "Thanks, now I have to clean off my monitor." I'm sure that most, if not all of these comments are joking, but it really annoys me how they take it so far when they didn't actually do it. I guess it's the same reason LMAO and ROFL get on my nerves...no one actually does it. I don't even use LOL because I rarely laugh out loud at the computer.

-Lasereth

biznatch · 06-17-2005, 07:05 AM

Once i did that in a movie theater. I was drinking coke, and for whatever funny thing happening on the screen or next to me, I had to burst out laughing...thank god that I was sitting in the front row. Also thank god that wasn't a date..

raeanna74 · 06-17-2005, 07:14 AM

I don't say that unless it's truely the case. I think I spit it out once but that was more or less because I started to laugh, held it back, choked on what I was drinking, and then COUGHED it all over. Otherwise my daughter has christened my keyboard on more than one occaision. It's be completely disassembled to be cleaned MORE than once.

Cynthetiq · 06-17-2005, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Redlemon

I had a buddy in college who was quite prone to this, which we called "snarfing". The best one was when we made him snarf spicy Chinese noodles. That one left a mark.

snarfing rice is very painful.

Elphaba · 06-17-2005, 09:25 AM

I confess I have snarfed more times than I can count. Thankfully, I have only managed to kill two keyboards.

Jinn · 06-17-2005, 09:46 AM

I've done the same.. it was the cough hold it down cough all over the effing place variety.. I dont usually aspirate enough during a laugh to suck anything down there, but if it does.. whamo my throat will kick it back out.

As for lol, I use it interchangeably with heh and hah.. hard to communicate humor over the internet, which is why I think people overuse the "OMGz0r I just spit on my m0nitor"..

I think the only way I can truly communicate it was funny was with a bah.. ie... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. sounds more like a spontaneous laugh to me..

RoadRage · 06-17-2005, 07:28 PM

All this spitting.

Doesn't anyone ever swallow any more?

dlish · 06-18-2005, 05:13 PM

too many movies i rekon. usually the closest ive come is having coke up ure nose when a funny enexpected moment comes along

Cuatela · 06-20-2005, 08:53 AM

I don't usually show emotion when I'm on my computer...unless I'm watching a funny movie. but even then, I only use "lol", "rofl", or "hehe"

Suave · 06-20-2005, 06:56 PM

Neither, and I haven't done a spit-take laugh, but I've done sort of a laugh-drool, and the classic laughing-with-milk-out-the-nose. Got chunks of candy in my nose once as well, but that was just painful.

Seer666 · 06-23-2005, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

I had a buddy in college who was quite prone to this, which we called "snarfing". The best one was when we made him snarf spicy Chinese noodles. That one left a mark.

We called it snorking in my group. Made a buddy snork his pizza once, which initsef is bad. Stack on top of that he liked to cover his pizza in Tabasco sauce.... Yeah, he was hurting.... But it was so damn funny.

06-16-2005, 10:29 PM	#1 (permalink)
Zeraph Banned Location: The Cosmos	Spitting ______ all over my screen What's the deal when people say things like, "I laughed so hard I spit coke all over my keyboard!"? I usually can't figure out if people are being serious, sometimes it's obvious they were just saying it as another way of saying "really funny" but sometimes it's not so obvious. Personally I never use the phrase, nor have I ever laughed so hard I couldn't control myself (come close though, I also rarely drink around my comp). So, what about you guys, yall use it as a phrase or are you serious when you type that?

06-16-2005, 10:31 PM	#2 (permalink)
Drider_it Junkie Location: Louisiana	well then again i have sat around in my puter chair.. drinking a cup of coffee when spontanious eruption of emotion response came upon me.. either from a vid i was watching, or catching up on the goings on in my game community. not much you can do if your prone to laughing and have a twisted..er tilted sense of humor. for reasons of insanity i keep my coffee pot next to my monitor. im lazy and well playing games like I do I rarely get up when i dont have to. that and im a slob. the clutter alone on my desk would send a fire marshel into retirement. __________________ It means only one thing, and everything: Cut. Once committed to fight, Cut. Everything else is secondary. Cut. That is your duty, your purpose, your hunger. There is no rule more important, no commitment that overrides that one. Cut. The lines are a portrayal of the dance. Cut from the void, not from bewilderment. Cut the enemy as quickly and directly as possible. Cut with certainty. Cut decisively, resoultely. Cut into his strength. Flow through the gaps in his guard. Cut him. Cut him down utterly. Don't allow him a breath. Crush him. Cut him without mercy to the depth of his spirit. It is the balance to life: death. It is the dance with death. It is the law a war wizard lives by, or he dies.

06-16-2005, 11:14 PM	#3 (permalink)
kramus loving the curves Location: my Lady's manor	I haven't done it, but I feel a real sense of accomplishment when a friend, coworker or family member passes their drink through their nose due to a well-worded witticism Of course, when it is a carbonated beverage or something thick like milk I usually apologise for the timing. __________________ And now to disengage the clutch of the forebrain ... I'm going with this - if you like artwork visit http://markfineart.ca

06-16-2005, 11:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
noodles Psycho Location: sc	i'd say 99 times out of 100 its an expression. i've never used it, but its not an easy thing to do, holding liquid in your mouth and reading/watching whatever's going on on the screen at the same time is a tough thing to do, i'd think. __________________ This is what is hardest: to close the open hand because one loves. Nietzsche

06-17-2005, 03:00 AM	#6 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	If I find something funny....Generally I will simply type "heh" On the rare occasion you see "lol".....I actually did laugh out loud __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

06-17-2005, 02:24 AM	#5 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	More common is LMAO. Laughing my ass off. I've never seen anyone literally do this.

06-17-2005, 04:51 AM	#7 (permalink)
HamiC Insane Location: USA	Haven't used the particular expression....seems like a bit too much information....but have definitely laughed various liquids up and out. Soda hurts. Milk is not so bad.

06-17-2005, 04:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
StanT © Location: Colorado	I generally have a cup of coffee next to my keyboard. I've replaced several due to someone's witty retort.

06-17-2005, 06:11 AM	#9 (permalink)
Ripsaw Chef in Training	I've done it. Its hilarious, and a pain in the ass to clean up at the same time. __________________ "We are supposed to be masters of space, but we cant even line up our shoes?" One life, one chance, one opportunity.

06-17-2005, 06:29 AM	#11 (permalink)
Lasereth Knight of the Old Republic Location: Winston-Salem, NC	I know what you mean. It really gets on my nerves because a large majority of FARK comments are "Thanks XXX user, you owe me a new keyboard!!" or "Thanks, now I have to clean off my monitor." I'm sure that most, if not all of these comments are joking, but it really annoys me how they take it so far when they didn't actually do it. I guess it's the same reason LMAO and ROFL get on my nerves...no one actually does it. I don't even use LOL because I rarely laugh out loud at the computer. -Lasereth __________________ "A Darwinian attacks his theory, seeking to find flaws. An ID believer defends his theory, seeking to conceal flaws." -Roger Ebert

06-17-2005, 07:05 AM	#12 (permalink)
biznatch Junkie Location: France	Once i did that in a movie theater. I was drinking coke, and for whatever funny thing happening on the screen or next to me, I had to burst out laughing...thank god that I was sitting in the front row. Also thank god that wasn't a date..

06-17-2005, 07:14 AM	#13 (permalink)
raeanna74 I'm not a blonde! I'm knot! I'm knot! I'm knot! Location: Upper Michigan	I don't say that unless it's truely the case. I think I spit it out once but that was more or less because I started to laugh, held it back, choked on what I was drinking, and then COUGHED it all over. Otherwise my daughter has christened my keyboard on more than one occaision. It's be completely disassembled to be cleaned MORE than once. __________________ "Always learn the rules so that you can break them properly." Dalai Lama My Karma just ran over your Dogma.

06-17-2005, 09:25 AM	#15 (permalink)
Elphaba Deja Moo Location: Olympic Peninsula, WA	I confess I have snarfed more times than I can count. Thankfully, I have only managed to kill two keyboards.

06-17-2005, 09:46 AM	#16 (permalink)
Jinn Lover - Protector - Teacher Location: Seattle, WA	I've done the same.. it was the cough hold it down cough all over the effing place variety.. I dont usually aspirate enough during a laugh to suck anything down there, but if it does.. whamo my throat will kick it back out. As for lol, I use it interchangeably with heh and hah.. hard to communicate humor over the internet, which is why I think people overuse the "OMGz0r I just spit on my m0nitor".. I think the only way I can truly communicate it was funny was with a bah.. ie... BAHAHAHAHAHAHA.. sounds more like a spontaneous laugh to me.. __________________ "I'm typing on a computer of science, which is being sent by science wires to a little science server where you can access it. I'm not typing on a computer of philosophy or religion or whatever other thing you think can be used to understand the universe because they're a poor substitute in the role of understanding the universe which exists independent from ourselves." - Willravel

06-17-2005, 07:28 PM	#17 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	All this spitting. Doesn't anyone ever swallow any more? __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

06-18-2005, 05:13 PM	#18 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	too many movies i rekon. usually the closest ive come is having coke up ure nose when a funny enexpected moment comes along __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

06-20-2005, 08:53 AM	#19 (permalink)
Cuatela Insane Location: NC, USA	I don't usually show emotion when I'm on my computer...unless I'm watching a funny movie. but even then, I only use "lol", "rofl", or "hehe" __________________ Any sarcasm was intentional.

06-20-2005, 06:56 PM	#20 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	Neither, and I haven't done a spit-take laugh, but I've done sort of a laugh-drool, and the classic laughing-with-milk-out-the-nose. Got chunks of candy in my nose once as well, but that was just painful. __________________ "Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato