Redlemon

My keyring couldn't possibly be more boring right now if I tried.



That's it. Car key, car remote, mailbox key (we live in a condo), and house key.

I'm looking to put something else on the ring, I need something that fits in my pocket, so light and small is good. Something 'fidgety' would be especially good. Since Googling for keyrings turned out to be a pretty futile task, I turn to the TFP for inspiration. Please post your keyrings, and give a little explanation of anything interesting you have on there.

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Charlatan

Since I started with my new company my keyring is greatly reduced... we have push button locks so no keys...


Currently I have the following on my ring (a carbiner)

- House key
- bike key
- Vespa key
- Vespa lock key
- Vespa glove box key

That's it.

I rarely drive the car so when I do I just take my wife's key.

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Cuatela

Car keys are separate because there are three drivers and only two sets of keys per car.

On my key ring:
-house key
-flash drive (Cruzer Micro, 512MB)
-Florida key chain...thing.

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Glory's Sun

I have a key to an ex's car, house key and office key on a "Mean People Suck, Nice People Swallow" ring.

cj2112

it would take entirely too much bandwidth to display a pic of my keys, so i'll tell ya what I currently have on my keyring:
Car key
House key
Key to the cabinet shop I work in
Key to the igniton for my parents truck
Key to the door for my parents truck
Pocket screwdriver
Spark Plug gapping tool
Blockbuster rewards card
Albertsons preffered card
Fred Meyer rewards card
Key to my bedroom
Key to my storage locker
Daughters diary key
Beretta gun lock key
Ruger gun lock key
Another Ruger gun lock key
PO Box key
Key to my parents house
Gun lock key for my kids .22 (only copy of it)
Gas Cap key
3 seperate padlock keys
Belt loop hook
and yes, I do use most of them on a regular basis

Jinn

big silver car key
ugly house key that I never use
a purple non-load bearing climbing caribiner (they're all the rave in colorado)
a big tin plymouth symbol
..all on a last vegas cloth keychain thing

... yeaaaa...

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Redlemon

Does she know that?

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lurkette

I can't find my digital camera to take and upload a pic right now, but my keyring is this:



I find it oddly disturbing and fascinating. The best part is rolling the belly around with the little fetus in it.

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Cynthetiq

creeeeeeepieeee!!!!!

i have my office key, house key (2), building key, car key, key fob, and a pill case.

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Rlyss

No, I'm not a janitor Most are for work, some are for home. Nothing interesting on mine.

cellophanedeity

My key chain. And I do mean key as in singular. The fob is a pixie my grandma brought back for me from Cornwall.

Xell101

My key chain:
1x Car Dealy
2x Keys to my car
2x Keys to mother's car
1x house key
1x Mini-mag a.k.a. my steel cylinder with batteries and a lightbulb inside

Pacifier

- A Touchkey
- bottle opener (just in case no lighter is around)
- 2 keys to my parents house
- key to my office
- key to my house
- key to my mailbox
- key to big garbage can (strangely this key looks like the key to my office...)

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Daniel_

Door key for my house
Door key for my mother's house (we're not talking right now, so I probably don't REALLY need this one)
Car key (has integrated remote lock in the key handle)
Supermarket loyalty points saving key fob thing
Leatherman keyring multitool
Tiny screwdriver thingy for mending glasses (and emergency toothpick )
Blue LED torchy-thing
Set of keys to get into work (three main ones - I've not used them for a couple of months)
Set of keys for filing cabinets for work (four of these, also not used for a couple of months)
Magnetic keyfob for setting/unsetting security alarm at work (guess what? not used that for a couple of months either)
Free plasic looy ribonny givaway of supreme takiness from my car's favourite service place (so you can hold the keys in your teeth - obviously)

each set of related ey s (i.e "Houses", "car", "work", "things", "stuff") are on sepparate split rings and all of THESE are threaded on a braided wire loop (about 5cm dia) from Muji.

I used to keep things on my keyring that I didn't need, but I've got over that now.

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raeanna74

I find those skeleton keys kindof fun


As for mine -
Escort key and bike lock key on one end of a purple clippy thing that detaches a second ring. This is so I can take one set for one car or another set for another car. Cutlass key, trunk key, and house key on the other end. Also included are two clips on each end to clip to a purse or belt loop or whatever. On the Cutlass end I have a silver cartoonish angel figure with a wand in her hand and a heart on her dress.

I change the fob to fit my mood really. One that I really loved was a heavy brass ring used for tack for horses. I got it from a guy who custom made halters, harnesses, and things. It always felt warm and smooth and the brass color was pleasing. It was by far my favorite.

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maleficent

Key ring:

Keys are house key, laundry room key, NH Office key, Chicago customer Office key, Chicago customer server room key, maryland customer server room key, texas customer server room key. there's another key on the ring that I have absolutely no idea what it's for, but I won't throw it out because one day I might actually remember.

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snowy

My keyring is a caribiner (for no particular reason other than it's bright purple and easy to spot) with my car key, bike key, and house key on it.

When I was in high school I had a thermometer keyring like this:



It's meant to go on your zipper but I always used it as my keyring as I only had a house key.

Next time I'm home I should take a picture of my dad's keyring. Holy crap it's huge, and it keeps growing. My dad's a high school principal, and on top of all the keys for his school, he keeps all our car keys (4) on there, house key, PO box key, etc. His keyring has always been enormous, and he's super-protective of it. He keeps a seperate keyring handy at all times in case he needs to loan one of us a car key just so he won't have to give us all his keys.

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eMOTIONal20

oh boy... wish i had a picture... cause it's a lot.

-car key
-house key
-silver theatre happy/sad faces
-a ummm pacifier... it's not a real one... and i don't use it as one... it's just... umm ok... onward..
-my dog's tags... we had to give him away, i loved him, so i kept them. it'd be even weirder if i told you i used to wear them around my neck when i was 16. yep. i just did.
-the female symbol
-a silver heart for no reason
-and the best part... a keychain that looks like this:



Meet Russell... one of the many "Bad Taste Bears."

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cj2112

yep...she's 11, it used to be the spare key, now it's the only key (she lost hers) and she knows that I wouldn't read it w/o her permission.

Destrox

Took the image with my phone, so please excuse the quality.



10 work keys, 1 truck key, 1 car key, 1 "Cleveland Indians" house key, 1 P.O.Box key, 1 keyless remote for the truck, and last but not least my 512MB jumpdrive.

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Rdr4evr

pretty lame...but meh.

Gimmick

A tiny caribiner that's green and yellow
A keychain that says "I used to be disgusted, now I'm just amused"
A keychain that says "Being sexy is a hard job but somebody has to do it"
A keychain that says "The more I drink the better you look" (My girlfriend bought these for me, except for the drinking one!)
A Smith's Fresh Values card
A house key
My grandma's house key
A key to a lock I used to wear around my neck
An old school handcuff key
And a Li'l Homie that's really dirty and missing a foot and has a poop stain on its diaper that one of my best friends gave me and told me to keep forever!

Fremen

That pic put my mind in the gutter, mal...

My key ring is a caribiner, given to me by a friend who is giving me a hard time right now on an IM, trying to spoil Star Wars III for me.

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clavus

Like this, only in black...and with keys attached.

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TexanAvenger

All my keys (house, car, two friends' cars) on a black caribiner, "Texas" emblazoned on the side, with this, my catch-all key, hanging with 'em.

Boring, but it works.

tecoyah

My Biner....House/Store/Car/ and security keys

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Daniel_

Is that legal?

Over here, unless you're a locksmith and at work you'd be likely to be arrested for "going equipped" if you went out with a set of lock-picks.

That said, I used to have a lockpick keyring when I was a kid - I could open any locker at school and most bike locks. Oddly enough I never used it to steal stuff - I just liked the challenge of beatig the hardware.

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ShaniFaye

here's mine (yes its a minature flogger)

2 House keys for my house
1 bedroom door key
1 house key for Dave's parents house
1 house key for Dave's sisters house
1 key for my office
2 keys my car
1 key Daves car
1 gas cap key

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TexanAvenger

Oh, who knows? It's not like I'm carrying it around to break in anywhere anyway. I just have it in case I lose a key or a door needs to be opened quick or I need to show off for a girl.... you know, important things.

So if you hear about a thief around my neck of the woods: it isn't me, and do you know where I can unload a bunch of paintings really quick?

Martian

Biners are great. The little ornamental ones work well as keychains, as they're small enough to fit in your pocket, you can fidget with them and it makes it easy to take keys on and off. For example, in my apartment building, I park underground and have a key that opens the door to the garage from a box on the wall. I don't haeve to turn off my ignition to open it; I just take off the building keys, open the door then pop them back on.

My keychain is just my car keys and keys to my apartment right now, as we use RFID swipe cards at work to get in and out.

fhqwhgads

Be careful... in my jurisdiction, it's considered a 4th degree burglary (misdemeanor) to carry "burglar tools". Wouldn't want you go get caught up for being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

That being said, I carry them too, but I've got them in a pouch. I like your keyring much better. Where did you get it? (pm me if you would)

fhqwhgads

Let's see...

Truck key and keyless entry
Speedpass
Key to the Hostage Negotiation Van (sounds much more pimp than it actually is)
Key to gun lock
Strongbadia!
Mailbox key
Two house keys
Safe key
handcuff key buried under there somewhere

clavus

Population: tire

Awesome

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ngdawg

I travel light-1 keyring has my car fob and key(it's from Hawaii from my mother in law) and the green one holds the house key. I keep them seperate so I can hide the housekey in case I'm not here when the kids get home. I used to have a really cool watch keyring-it was a PT and the top flipped up to reveal the watch-but I lost that*sniff* It was a gift. I think whoever found those keys probably just took it home, since I know where I lost it and it was never turned in.

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Grasshopper Green

My keyring has my car key, house key, mailbox key I've never used, and storage unit key. It also has a small leather thingie that can hold 2 pictures, a sterling silver pear which is frequently mistaken for a pair of testicles, and all of this is attached to a grenade pin.

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scott_p_1

I only use 2 keys right now. 1 for the apartment foor, 1 for the building door. I just keep them in a pocket in my wallet, ringless...

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Ishmal

this is a photo of my keys...

i took it with my phone so please excuse the quality...

i have,

1x house key
2x fuel cap keys
1x ignition key
1x central locking button
1x Kenworth "bug" (the red thing)
1x Volvo Construction Equipment thing...

the bottom two things are from my work where we specialise in Kenworth, Volvo & John Deere.

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mingusfingers

That's probably because it is a mini vibrator, ahah. As for mine, I have a little key light, house key, car key, and a piece of leather that came with my wallet.

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streak_56

I don't have a keyring with keys on it at the moment so I have made a makeshift one.

Right now I have:

Columbus Blue Jackets Ring
Kokanee Ring
Detroit Red Wings Player
Key to Locker in Ohio
Key to house in Ohio
Minature Team Canada Skate

Janey

- house key - front door
- house key - side door
- house key - back door
- house key - mother's house front door
- house key - mother's house back door
- Car key (VW Jetta)
- bicycle key - Kryptonite lock

- 1.0 Gb Sandisk USB Key
- brass fob with the words: 'C.I.A. File Room' stamped it.