Disk_Pusher

MrSelfDestruct:

Might I sugest a completely complient and receptive legislative branch as well?

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tobasco

I would like to know what the hell I'm going to do with my life

Gatorade Frost

Interestingly I started out wanting to date this one girl I've been pining after for three years, though she's never showed me interest.

Then I read through the thread and saw people's wishes.

So then I thought 'Ya'know, it'd be nice to pimp my computer and have it working tomorrow'. Then "Ya'know, I'll take a life time of money so I never have to worry about it. That'll just save me the trouble."

But I know even if I had that, I'd wake up tomorrow and say "Man, I really wish I could kiss her..." and the money wouldn't particularly solve that.

So I think we'll stick with number one.

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Poloboy

A handful of people have mentioned enlightenment and/or intelligence, but they asked for it to be granted to them in an instant. I'd much rather have the ability to learn at, say, 100x the normal rate. That way it's not impossible to attain unparalleled levels of intellect, but at the same time it doesn't take away the thrill of learning something new, or reaching a new level of consciousness in the quest for enlightenment. It also always leaves room for more to be learned.

I also think it would be cool to have a heightened level of perception of others' thoughts. Not enough that it would be intrusive, just enough that you could sense exactly what their emotions were, and know how to improve their state of mind. The ultimate level of sensitivity and awareness.

MiSo

if its anything.. even unnatural,
i'd wish for immortality.

if that doesn't count, i'd settle for a billion dollars.

nukeu666

i guess i would settle for unlimited money...
i can do the the harder part of finding someone to share it with

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Deckard

To be successful. Fame, fortune, inner peace... successful.

kramus

I would like to have perfect vision and perfect, total sensory recall. I can take it from there

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Axiom_e

I would like to have my consiouness mind and spirit uploaded into a nanoswarm and still have the ability to form a human body with which to affect the world.

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Life is meaningless.
How awesome is that?
Rock On! Now I can do whatever the hell I want
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Supple Cow

A zero-g room to play in.

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MSD

I want to be the president, not a dictator.

fresnelly

A 24hour Chef service to feed all of my tasty whims! That and our 7mo old to sleep through the night.

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Acetylene

Oops, posted under the wrong name, AGAIN.

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kel

All communists in the world drop dead. It would be smelly for a while, but a good thing in the long run.

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Slayer

I would love to live a worry-free lives.

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"the key to immortality is first living a life worth remembering"

kramus

This makes that radiant smile all the more glorious to me, knowing now that it is shining through a lens of spirit focused by constant trial

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IC3

I'm not sure how money is a selfish wish, I have never met a person who has never said they wouldn't like to be rich.

That's my number one wish, Money..enough so i will never have any money issues ever again.

Of course i don't play the lottery, Besides, I would get struck by lightning before i would win money..So ya it's just a wish.

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flamingdog

I'd like to get the chance to live all the choices I decided against, just to see how it would have worked out.

I'd like to survive death so I could write about it.

I'd like to get the recognition I deserve.

ngdawg

I want the dearest person in my life healed and not to be in pain any more.And $200,000. I'm not greedy, I just don't want any bills.

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ShaniFaye

right now.....I want my hoohoo to stop hurting so I can have some more sex

I hope it works again....I think Dave may have broken me hehehehehe

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I want the diabetic plan that comes with rollover carbs. I dont like the unused one expiring at midnite!!

Cross-Over

I wish I had the natural physical talent and skill to play professional basketball at the highest level, and do so very successfully. It is my favorite thing to do, and it would kick ass to do it for a living as one of the best.

That is a great wish. I envy those who have the ability to learn multiple languages with relative ease.

Seeker

I want to amend my wish...

I asked for money, it's handy but...

Now I wish for all the people in Government departments to be whacked heavily over the head with the Common Sense Stick!

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Sultana

That is great.

I'd like freedom without risk.

And a lot of money.

I'd like to have my cake and eat it too!

And a perfectly healthy, fit, and flexible body without any of the effort or sacrifice.

Mmm, I'd like to be able to go without sleep so I can do more.

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At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

BuBoL

Ice Cream.

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Sugarmouse

thjose are pretty much what i would have put!..apart from the last one lol.looks wise i just want to be thinner
in fact i wish i was selfisher sometimes..but then if i ever do behave selfishley, i htink as was put here, my spirit is in decline!!

and id want more....lovin..that goes without sayin i gues!!!

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Johnny Pyro

I wish my mother would find true happiness.( What!I love my mommy! )

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Acornbud

To be the best person I can be, ban the internal critic and lead my life with grace....although triple stuff oreos sound really good

Coppertop

To be independantly wealthy so I never have to work again. Hell, I wouldn't even have to be wealthy, my current income minus having to actually earn it would be nice.

Redlemon: -13? Holy fuck. I was at about -7 and thought I was blind. Lasik is your friend man.

Min

All of my wishes are selfish but the most selfish would have all the money I ever wanted to buy anything my whimsy so finds and I'll be one content kitty-bunny.

Acetylene

I would wish for the days to be longer by 2 hours, and for that extra 2 hours to be set aside for play instead of being eaten up by work like I know they would be otherwise. I would also wish to only need 3 hours of sleep a night, and be able to photosynthesize, so I wouldn't have to kill something else to keep myself alive.

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denim

Controllable telepathy? All the money I could ever use? Women, power, ... no. I want health. Health, with all those other things, yeah.

And for all spammers and religious zelots to die. Kinda like that guy in Russia, even though he apparently had help.

astrahl

Just one? Here are a few...

1) To have Morten Harket totally and forever in love/lust with me. MMmmmm or just get any man I ever wanted.
2) OOoo, and a personal chef
3) And the power to heal by touch - I have often dreamed of being able to walk up to a person and heal their ills by just holding their hands - like The Green Mile guy but without the electric chair or bugs-coming-out-of-my-mouth part.

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joecool

To be Hugh Heffner's heir. I want all of it, money, fame, girls ( no just amounts but the pick of the stock ) and that bad ass little house to call home.

Sultana

Hey! That's not selfish! :P
In fact, I see many unselfish responses here.
Just sayin'

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At night, the ice weasels come." -

Matt Groening

My goal? To fulfill my potential.

Anxst

I think I would wish for the weight loss I'm attempting to achieve to come more easily. Still, I'm getting there on my own, slowly but surely, so. I'll let you in on this weird wish I used to daydream about a long time ago.

I used to wish that I could heal basic injuries/blemishes (being overweight, basic skin problems, drug addiction, etc.) of beautiful women.....but the way it worked was they had to have sex with me. Juvenile, I know, but I was 14.

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simonrex22

I wish to be the bass player for the greatest rock band ever and forever. It would be like comparing a peanut to the universe. I would also like to be immortal. I would be looked at as a god, a mystery to science. The money would never stop rolling in. I would also like to have the choice to end my immortality if i got bored.

You did ask for one selfish thing. I may have strayed from the path. I like to consider my post one selfish scenario to stay with the whole "one" thing.

mystmarimatt

To Maleficent I say this:

Anybody can be creative, it's something we're all endowed with. You just need to take a crack at it to see if you like it. Actually being good at whatever you decide to try is completely irrelevant. Not everyone who pokes out a melody on a piano is Mozart, but that doesn't mean they can't find fulfillment just by doing it every so often.

As for my wishes?

I want the ability to fly. Saves me gas money and Insurance. And I'm betting it's wicked environmentally sound.


That, or to not have cerebral palsy.

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If you could really get to know someone and know that they weren't lying to you, then you would know the world was real. Because you could agree on things, you could compare notes. That must be why people get married or make Art. So they'll be able to really know something and not go insane.

bobillydylan

I wish to be happy again! in the arms of my ex girlfreind, thats all

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Yes and only if my own true love was waiting,
And i could hear her heart a softly pounding,
Yes and only if she was lying by me!
Then i would lie in my bed once again.

Tophat665

I wish for the opportunity to prove that an obscene amount of money cannot make me happy.

That or total control of time and space as applys to myself and immediate environs.

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Blonddie

I would like about 20 million dollars-- this would allow me to explore all my interests, provide things for my family, be able to do the things I have dreamed about, etc.

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