I wish I had the natural physical talent and skill to play professional basketball at the highest level, and do so very successfully. It is my favorite thing to do, and it would kick ass to do it for a living as one of the best.

That is a great wish. I envy those who have the ability to learn multiple languages with relative ease.

I want to amend my wish...

I asked for money, it's handy but...

Now I wish for all the people in Government departments to be whacked heavily over the head with the Common Sense Stick!

That is great.

I'd like freedom without risk.

And a lot of money. :)

I'd like to have my cake and eat it too!

And a perfectly healthy, fit, and flexible body without any of the effort or sacrifice.

Mmm, I'd like to be able to go without sleep so I can do more.

Ice Cream.

thjose are pretty much what i would have put!..apart from the last one lol.looks wise i just want to be thinner :lol:
in fact i wish i was selfisher sometimes..but then if i ever do behave selfishley, i htink as was put here, my spirit is in decline!!

and id want more....lovin..that goes without sayin i gues!!! :hmm:

I wish my mother would find true happiness.( What!I love my mommy! :icare: )

To be the best person I can be, ban the internal critic and lead my life with grace....although triple stuff oreos sound really good:)

To be independantly wealthy so I never have to work again. Hell, I wouldn't even have to be wealthy, my current income minus having to actually earn it would be nice.

Redlemon: -13? Holy fuck. I was at about -7 and thought I was blind. Lasik is your friend man.

All of my wishes are selfish but the most selfish would have all the money I ever wanted to buy anything my whimsy so finds and I'll be one content kitty-bunny.

I would wish for the days to be longer by 2 hours, and for that extra 2 hours to be set aside for play instead of being eaten up by work like I know they would be otherwise. I would also wish to only need 3 hours of sleep a night, and be able to photosynthesize, so I wouldn't have to kill something else to keep myself alive.

Controllable telepathy? All the money I could ever use? Women, power, ... no. I want health. Health, with all those other things, yeah.

And for all spammers and religious zelots to die. Kinda like that guy in Russia, even though he apparently had help.

Just one? Here are a few...

1) To have Morten Harket totally and forever in love/lust with me. MMmmmm or just get any man I ever wanted.
2) OOoo, and a personal chef
3) And the power to heal by touch - I have often dreamed of being able to walk up to a person and heal their ills by just holding their hands - like The Green Mile guy but without the electric chair or bugs-coming-out-of-my-mouth part.

hummmm
 

To be Hugh Heffner's heir. I want all of it, money, fame, girls ( no just amounts but the pick of the stock ) and that bad ass little house to call home.
:thumbsup: :thumbsup: :cool:

Hey! That's not selfish! :P
In fact, I see many unselfish responses here.
Just sayin'

I think I would wish for the weight loss I'm attempting to achieve to come more easily. Still, I'm getting there on my own, slowly but surely, so. I'll let you in on this weird wish I used to daydream about a long time ago.

I used to wish that I could heal basic injuries/blemishes (being overweight, basic skin problems, drug addiction, etc.) of beautiful women.....but the way it worked was they had to have sex with me. Juvenile, I know, but I was 14.

I wish to be the bass player for the greatest rock band ever and forever. It would be like comparing a peanut to the universe. I would also like to be immortal. I would be looked at as a god, a mystery to science. The money would never stop rolling in. I would also like to have the choice to end my immortality if i got bored.

You did ask for one selfish thing. I may have strayed from the path. I like to consider my post one selfish scenario to stay with the whole "one" thing.

To Maleficent I say this:

Anybody can be creative, it's something we're all endowed with. You just need to take a crack at it to see if you like it. Actually being good at whatever you decide to try is completely irrelevant. Not everyone who pokes out a melody on a piano is Mozart, but that doesn't mean they can't find fulfillment just by doing it every so often.

As for my wishes?

I want the ability to fly. Saves me gas money and Insurance. And I'm betting it's wicked environmentally sound.


That, or to not have cerebral palsy.

I wish to be happy again! in the arms of my ex girlfreind, thats all :)

I wish for the opportunity to prove that an obscene amount of money cannot make me happy.

That or total control of time and space as applys to myself and immediate environs.

I would like about 20 million dollars-- this would allow me to explore all my interests, provide things for my family, be able to do the things I have dreamed about, etc.

But you already are! And shame on your for saying otherwise!

I wish for a 60 year orgasm.
That, or 10 more seasons of Buffy.

and money too, cuz during my orgasmic years, it would be rather hard to work to pay the bills.

hehe... "rather hard"... hehe...

omnipotent omnipresence.


thats all.

i want my grandfather back.

At the click of my fingers, the entire population of the world has their financial wealth / debts wiped out.

Enough money, to not worry again ever... Money may not buy happiness, I guess I will have to rent it!

3 wishes:

to have lots of money through my chosen career and be happy and successful doing it

to have the ability to orgasm multiply whenever I want

to have a great body and face and the energy to do lots of outdoor activities to keep it that way

(ok 4 wishes - to have confidence in any given situation and make friends easily)

:p

To consciously experience unending multiple parallel lifetimes, with the power for all wishes to come true instantly.

One of those lifetimes to be spent with AngelA, the one who I decided against in this lifetime, and wished to know how it would have turned out ever since.

To have peace in my heart instead of dying slowly from unrequited love.

This wish pretty much dominates all. You just can't get more selfish than that. But let's say that the Devil was granting this wish, like in Bedazzled. Would the Devil not try to find some quirky loophole in your wish and make it crappy? Say I ask for "the ability to completely control Matter", but the Devil makes it so that I can control Matter... except that I now have a really sluggish and dim mind, so being able to control matter with mere though doesn't amount to much now, does it?

Well, my completely selfish wish would be the same as Tecoyah's, but without any of the potential quirkiness.

Or I would settle with making this girl I knew in middle school fall deeply in love with me (I still see her around in college and she's just as... yeah... alluring as ever). :thumbsup:

to plenty of money to get me through uni

To be 17 again, for about a week. I was skinnier and I had a lot more stamina.

During that week I would want a line up of women at my disposal. Including, but not limited to:

Cindy Crawford
Alyson Hannigan
Nancy
Jennifer Love Hewitt
Lurkette
Sarah Michelle Gellar
Sweetpea
Kelly Ripa
Shanifaye (Yes, you could bring the whips)
Laura Prepon
Mila Kunis
Supple Cow
Cameron Diaz
Kirstin Dunst
Eliza Dushku
Elisha Cuthbert


That would do.

But then my second wish would be to have a week to sleep after all of that.