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sixate · 05-27-2003, 03:47 PM

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Jacko becomes masked fast-food crusader

Michael Jackson has burst into the office of his local Congressman wearing a Spiderman mask - to complain about the lack of fast-food restaurants near his Neverland ranch.

The star wore the superhero's disguise when he made an unannounced visit to US Representative Elton Gallegly in Solvang, California.

He asked the politician's deputy, Steve Lavagnino: "How come Solvang doesn't have any fast-food restaurants?"

After Jackson was told the town's only eaterie was a Subway sandwich shop, the disappointed singer said he loved food from the Taco Bell chain.

The 44-year-old then pulled his disguise off and apologised for disturbing the office.

He signed a few autographs before roaring off in a black Bentley to a Taco Bell in a nearby town.

Mr Lavagnino says his boss in Washington DC laughed when told about the bizarre encounter.

He added: "It's very hard to top that visit. My first week in the office and I get the most famous person on the planet."

Solvang, about 140 miles north of Los Angeles, is a quaint village that bills itself as "the Danish capital of America".

All I have to say is.....

Now with his kind of cash would you ever eat fast food?
I sure as hell wouldn't. I'd have a personal chef cooking my food and a supermodel serving it to me and I'd have the model blow me while I ate.

This fucking guy has some serious problems.

krwlz · 05-27-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by sixate

This fucking guys has some serious problems.

and your only just noticing? Haha, problems is putting it nicely!

neilz0r · 05-27-2003, 04:15 PM

Hey c'mon guys, leave mike alone
who doesnt like some taco bell every now and then

RAMONES!!! · 05-27-2003, 04:20 PM

wow, just strange, i think it would have been better for the congressman if he kept the mask on

spectre · 05-27-2003, 04:21 PM

This guy is so fucking goofy, it hardly seems worth anyone's time to pay any attention to him any more.

phredgreen · 05-27-2003, 04:45 PM

you know i'm all about running for the border...

HOWEVER

if i'm michael jackson and have the financial resources michael jackson has, i could build a friggin taco bell in my damn kitchen. i mean jeez... how hard does it have to be?

gibber71 · 05-27-2003, 05:52 PM

I betcha Macauley Caulkin is pissed off that wacko jacko swiped his mask. Imagine taking gifts away from someone after you've given them. Shame on Michael.

rogue49 · 05-27-2003, 06:16 PM

The politicians are only looking for money from him...
IF this is real.

Phaenx · 05-27-2003, 06:31 PM

He's not that rich anymore I hear, on his way back to the ghetto if he can't put out a album or some crap.

fuelmyfire · 05-27-2003, 06:32 PM

i can't stand the michael bashing.

people should really focus on the good he is doing...not the bad that is made up by the media.

Phaenx · 05-27-2003, 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by fuelmyfire
i can't stand the michael bashing.

people should really focus on the good he is doing...not the bad that is made up by the media.

Are you talking about the guy that makes his kids wear veils, had like a billion plastic surgeries, made himself white, and settled out of court because of child molestation charges?

Yeah he's a real average joe.

fuelmyfire · 05-27-2003, 06:47 PM

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Are you talking about the guy that makes his kids wear veils, had like a billion plastic surgeries, made himself white, and settled out of court because of child molestation charges?

media.

Phaenx · 05-27-2003, 06:50 PM

Bullshit. Everything listed above can either be proven, or you can observe them with your own eyes.

XenuHubbard · 05-27-2003, 08:58 PM

Wait a sec. Yeah, he's a loon, but not even I thought he'd be that ignorant. Obviously he thinks USA is a communist dictatorship. Why the hell would anyone build a Taco Bell right next to his ranch? It would be a lousy idea. The only customers would be Peter Pan from Hell and two paparazzi.

Ego alert.

Radio Monk33 · 05-27-2003, 09:06 PM

Hes just an attention whore.

Always trying to stay in the spotlight...if not through his music, through his weirdness...

He does seem like a fairly nice, if misunderstood guy though.

Sun Tzu · 05-27-2003, 10:47 PM

He seems to be getting weirder and weirder. Just when I think the __________ cant do anything stranger . . .

BBtB · 05-27-2003, 11:36 PM

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Originally posted by sixate

I'd have a personal chef cooking my food and a supermodel serving it to me and I'd have the model blow me while I ate.

I would use the super model as the place

And I said it once and I will say it again. This guy is fucking nuts.

And Sun Tzu your avator is freaking me out man

Daval · 05-28-2003, 06:27 AM

As phred said, he should just build a franchise on his ranch.,

05-27-2003, 04:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
neilz0r Tilted Location: Nova Scotia, Canada	Hey c'mon guys, leave mike alone who doesnt like some taco bell every now and then __________________ Beware the fury of a patient man...

05-27-2003, 04:20 PM	#4 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	wow, just strange, i think it would have been better for the congressman if he kept the mask on __________________ Come on

05-27-2003, 04:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
spectre Junkie	This guy is so fucking goofy, it hardly seems worth anyone's time to pay any attention to him any more. __________________ "Fuck these chains No goddamn slave I will be different" ~ Machine Head

05-27-2003, 04:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
phredgreen who? Location: the phoenix metro	you know i'm all about running for the border... HOWEVER if i'm michael jackson and have the financial resources michael jackson has, i could build a friggin taco bell in my damn kitchen. i mean jeez... how hard does it have to be? __________________ My country is the world, and my religion is to do good. - Thomas Paine

05-27-2003, 06:31 PM	#9 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	He's not that rich anymore I hear, on his way back to the ghetto if he can't put out a album or some crap. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

05-27-2003, 05:52 PM	#7 (permalink)
gibber71 Loser	I betcha Macauley Caulkin is pissed off that wacko jacko swiped his mask. Imagine taking gifts away from someone after you've given them. Shame on Michael.

05-27-2003, 06:16 PM	#8 (permalink)
rogue49 Loser	The politicians are only looking for money from him... IF this is real.

05-27-2003, 06:32 PM	#10 (permalink)
fuelmyfire Insane	i can't stand the michael bashing. people should really focus on the good he is doing...not the bad that is made up by the media.

05-27-2003, 06:50 PM	#13 (permalink)
Phaenx The Northern Ward Location: Columbus, Ohio	Bullshit. Everything listed above can either be proven, or you can observe them with your own eyes. __________________ "I went shopping last night at like 1am. The place was empty and this old woman just making polite conversation said to me, 'where is everyone??' I replied, 'In bed, same place you and I should be!' Took me ten minutes to figure out why she gave me a dirty look." --Some guy

05-27-2003, 08:58 PM	#14 (permalink)
XenuHubbard Cute and Cuddly Location: Teegeeack.	Wait a sec. Yeah, he's a loon, but not even I thought he'd be that ignorant. Obviously he thinks USA is a communist dictatorship. Why the hell would anyone build a Taco Bell right next to his ranch? It would be a lousy idea. The only customers would be Peter Pan from Hell and two paparazzi. Ego alert. __________________ The above was written by a true prophet. Trust me. "What doesn't kill you, makes you bitter and paranoid". - SB2000

05-27-2003, 09:06 PM	#15 (permalink)
Radio Monk33 Psycho	Hes just an attention whore. Always trying to stay in the spotlight...if not through his music, through his weirdness... He does seem like a fairly nice, if misunderstood guy though. __________________ "Punk rock had this cool, political personal message. It was a bit more cerebral than just stupid cock rock, you know" -Kurt Cobain

05-27-2003, 10:47 PM	#16 (permalink)
Sun Tzu Conspiracy Realist Location: The Event Horizon	He seems to be getting weirder and weirder. Just when I think the __________ cant do anything stranger . . . __________________ *To confine our attention to terrestrial matters would be to limit the human spirit.- Stephen Hawking*

05-28-2003, 06:27 AM	#18 (permalink)
Daval Junkie Location: The True North Strong and Free!	As phred said, he should just build a franchise on his ranch., __________________ "It is impossible to obtain a conviction for sodomy from an English jury. Half of them don't believe that it can physically be done, and the other half are doing it." Winston Churchill