Sure, not bragging at all and felt really bad about fucking up people's nights for fun. So remorsefull that he wan't to hear everyone else's stories.

That depends on the place the victim lives in. Listening tot he Clark Howard Show, I learned that there are states where it is perfectly legal for a gas station to force attendants to pay for drive offs. There is nothing an attendant can do to prevent a drive off if the store allows you to pump first and then pay. Same with dine and dash and I'm sure this too.

If this were someone posting a story about how a friend of theirs were involved in this situation, I would call that person a fucking thief.

You put it here to brag about it, and you have no guilt over stealing. Grow up.

Awesome story, your a good story teller too I demand more drunk stories!....

and to those who are yelling at him for being juvenile etc. etc, Its fucking college, thats what college is there for to have fun, I seriously doubt the driver was hurt at all. Something tells me you guys were a delight to be around in college...

I thought college was for learning so that you could get a good job. Silly me. You can have all the fun you want but when your 'fun' involves ruining someone's night (and possibly costing them their job) its not just juvenile fun.

I wasn't seriously hurt when I was robbed at gunpoint delivering pizza, does that make it ok for the guy who robbed me? If I stole $12 out of your pockets you wouldn't be seriously hurt, does that mean you don't mind?

Wow, jail time for stealing pizza? Reading your story makes me want pizza, I should go and get some for lunch. I've stole a few things myself when I was younger, like magic crayons and I actually got caught the very first time I shop lifted! It was so bad, I got in so much trouble.

I stole a pizza before..But i paid for it..I'll explain.

I was out front and the pizza guy pulled up and asked where such n such address is, I shrugged my shoulders. He said for the past 20 minutes he's been looking for it but can't find it. I offered him the price of the pizza and he said sure, So i bought it. It was kinda cold and from one of the cheaper pizza places in the city..But i was hungry and he needed to get this pizza off his hands.

Wow do some of you people need to lighten up. Yeah, what he did was wrong, but it's still a funny story, and he even turned himself in. Saying "he has no remorse for what he's done" is just silly. He stole a couple pizzas, which he didn't even get to eat, and that's the real crime here.

And sure, yeah, college isn't really about having fun (actually, it's pretty much fucking hell for us engineering majors), but I feel truly sorry for someone who goes through life, and especially college, without some of these absolutely stupid, juvenile, yet hilarious stories to tell.

Look, even if he did come on here and say how awesome he was for stealing pizzas, what would it matter? What exactly is your point in saying what a shitty person you think he is?

We're saying it's just a story and to lighten up, and you're saying we're wrong and that he's a criminal and should pay for what he did. He already did the time for taking the pizzas, so what more do you want? You don't know how he really feels, so what makes you think you're qualified to say that he's not remorseful about what he did? Why does it even matter if he is remorseful?? Justice was served, what more do you want?

I agree with Carn, if people didn't do these stupid things and share the stories with others, we wouldn't know what doing something stupid is.

Ummm... I assume for the same reason other people post their stories on here: to share a story.

Should every thread starter be cross examined to find their true motives for posting?

No one is saying he's cool for stealing, so I don't understand what more you want. Would you rather have nobody share their experiences unless it was something you deem moral enough to post?

I am just curious as to what yall expect from him. I don't want to cause bad feelings from this thread. I am not trying to attack anyone or get anyone upset or anything.

He. Was. DRUNK!! If he stole it while sober it'd be different. He did not "plan" this out. He did not think this was a good idea. He did not steal it because he thought it was rightfully his. Jesus H Christ, lay off!


HE WAS DRUNK!! DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK DRUNK!! It's a drunken story that ended up with consequences. Being drunk isn't a good excuse, but it does explain why the story happened. THIS WAS NOT PLANNED WHILE SOBER! So it's not alright to share a story of how you fucked up if it was humorous? I can't believe people are going apeshit over this. It would be different if he was bragging about how cool he was now or how everyone should try this.

-Lasereth

I'm just a little disturbed that so many people have found this to be so funny and I'd like to hear qweds regret his actions on the grounds that they were immoral, not on the grounds that a) you could get caught if you did the same or b) it's not the best way to get free pizza. Several parties involved (the cops and the pizza dude) were on the receiving end of something they didn't deserve.

So if I get my way then so what? I don't know! Will it make the world a better place? Maybe by a billionth of a percent, but at least I'd feel better if I was delivering pizza to you guys someday and wasn't going to be treated like dirt. Of course noone's going to say it's cool to steal, but is it possible that some are condoning his behaviour by saying it was a funny story? If a funny story has to be at a real person's expense, then make mine fictional, thank you.

All things being said and done, Carn, this is turning out to be a juicy discussion and for that I give thanks.

Not going apeshit (no typing in caps in my post). I must, however, point out that drunk drivers also often make poor driving decisions only when under the influence of alcohol.

If so many are entitled to call qweds story funny then I think an equal number are entitled to call it stupid. I think ultimately that's where this will all end.

Even more reason to give the guy a break then! It may not be something he'd do while sober. Some people are simply taking from his story that he thinks this was a good idea, and nowhere in his passage did he say that.

-Lasereth

two things - unless somebody literally forced the drinks down your throat, you are responsible for your actions, drunk or sober. "Drunk" is never an excuse. I've done stupid, stupid things while drunk that I would not have done sober. But I put the beer in me. I did the things. No excuses.

Thing number two, I was a pizza man. Had I ever caught someone poking their theiving head into my car I would have beat the everlovin tar out of him. If I had one of those metal drink-holders, I would have aimed it at his face.

Alright, THREE things - great story.

Being drunk does not mitigate his actions the tiniest bit. A person is every bit as responsible for things they do drunk as they are for things planned and executed while sober.

i'm not exactly sure whyt my actions are being mitigated for me, or for that matter how any of you think it's your place to point out the morally degrading nature of these actions. Actually i don't think any response is necesarry or possible, the entire thing is in the original post, enjoy it, hate it, get pissed about it, ok. Just trying to a float a boat or two.

lol, me neither.. Something to do I suppose :lol:

wow, you were quite the idiot there that night... you deserve everything you got, probably more, but I have to give you props for actually turning yourself in n shit.

Well, this is a discussion board and threads are there so discussions can take place. Of course I'm no moderator, but I'll be so bold as to say that this place works on the idea of "valid contribution." Your story is no more or less valid than the responses it elicits. So, you've contradicted yourself when you say you don't think a response is necessary, then go on to say you wanted to float a boat or two.

i meant any response from me at this point, thanks though

Notice I said it wasn't a good excuse, but that it explained why he did what he did. I'm the last person that would say being drunk is a good excuse.

-Lasereth