chewybaca96

A new computer for graphics design: $1000
Windows and all the software for graphics design: $Pirated
Bringing your computer in to work for the Systems Administrator to install VPN and forgetting you hav a picture of your cock and balls as your login Icon: PRICELESS




So a co-worker brought his computer in today to have me setup VPN and a few other applications and this is what i saw when i clicked on the start button. i feel violated. i guess i'm not real sure if the package belongs to him or not, but either way, i really didnt want to see it. So that was the highlight, or in this instance, non highlight of my day.

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Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home”
Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

william

And the problem for canning his ass (or cock) is what?

Church

Was it a company computer or his computer? If it was company property, then that's a big no no! lol

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Lockjaw

lol that was too funny and the bad thing is there's not much there to be showing off in the first place.

JStrider

you should replace it with something funny... see if he says anything...

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Coppertop

That's icky.

thatoneguy

Oh yeah, you totally have to change it, so that he KNOWS you saw it. Criminy... violated it certainly the right word for this instance.

Church

haha, replace it with this guy. EVERYONE (at least I think) knows who he is.. hehe.

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JStrider

HAHAHHA

yes yes yes use that enzyte guy!!!!

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thatoneguy

Hahahaha, that'd be a great one to use.

Fearless_Hyena

YES!!!!!!!

guthmund

Doesn't matter if the 'package' is his or not. He's picked it for his picture and it's not like Microsoft gave him the choice under the standard options, he had to browse for the pic, no?

Don't forget to change the name to "Enzyte Bob" or "Bob: the host with the most"

You absolutely have to use the picture and everytime you see him in the future you must give that stupid ass smile and that wave he does in the commercials.

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StormBerlin

Haha, that's awesome

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Halx

He's probably feeling that head rush of "OH SHIT!!!" right about now...

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d*d

sorry to be a killjoy but I have absolutely no idea who that guy is

slimshaydee

that's what makes it so funny

Slavakion

That's the guy in the Enzyte commercials. Enzyte is "natural male enhancement" and the commercials imply that taking Enzyte will give you a 14 inch python. Although, reading their website, it looks like they only give you a harder erection. *shrug* I didn't get that from the commercial.

You should also put a link on his desktop and favorites to enzyte.com

d*d

I guess Enzyte hasn't made it across the atlantic yet

Stompy

I thought Enzyte was for Erectile Dysfunction?

I highly doubt a pill will make your junk bigger.

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Amnesia620

@ Bob & the enzyte references. You all are hilarious! And that would serve the guy right, in my opinion.

Enzyte is for Male Enhancement, not Erectile Dysfunction (they express this clearly in the commercials) and I find the commercials hilarious. I would LOVE to know how this turns out - if he says anything or not.

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Lockjaw

Oh God yes...put the Enzyte Dude on there best office prank EVER!

Redlemon

No, change his default homepage. Otherwise he might overlook it.

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Carno

HAHAHAhahahahaha.... that is awesome.

I say replace the cock and balls with the Enzyte guy

Stug

Hahaha! Closely followed by the cold flannel of panic...

You have to tell us how this turns out.

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chewybaca96

Well unfortunately I didnt have a chance to do anything like that. I thought about it, even one of my co-workers thought of the same idea, but yesterday was way too hectic. I did have to head him off (no pun intended) once though, on my way back to my office. He was going to follow me over to the system to show me something. I just told him i would bring th system to him when i was done. my co-worker was having way too much fun with it, making sure that i realized i was touching his keyboard, and who knows what had been on it. That maybe he did it on purpose to let me know his true feelings for me, that he was trying to break me in and get me to cross to the other side, etc. but if he ever does bring it back in to work, i will definitely make sure i get the enzyte guy on there.

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Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home”
Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

Rlyss

I'm glad you're not trying to get this guy in trouble. I wasn't sure when I read the first post if there would be a flood of 'Tell your supervisor and get him fired', but I'm glad there's not. Everyone has a sense of humor, it rocks

Edit: And I think you should have found another photo of some guy's genitals and changed it to that. He'd know you saw his original icon, and then he'll be freaked out forever wondering if it's yours.

Sage

Hee hee hee... you guys are so BAD! But given the circumstances, I'd have done the same thing

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Lockjaw

Damn too bad you didn't get the chance to do that. But now you are stuck with knowing that most uncomfortable and disturbing piece of information about your co-worker. Not cool.

chewybaca96

yeah, he came up to me and started talking to me about getting his external email setup to access our exchange server today, and i couldnt look him in the face. it was bad.

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Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home”
Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

maleficent

Well I surely hope your eyes weren't cast downward

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cyrnel

One good thing to come out of this would be the quick memorization of how to launch all admin components from the command line.

<img src="http://www.supplementgiant.com/images/enzyte1.jpg">

tecoyah

Should have replaced the offending pic.....with a shot of.....Halx's package intead.

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chewybaca96

yeah i did everything i could from command line.


haha, yeah i'm sure he would have enjoyed that way too much!

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Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home”
Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

MSD

And then changed his IE start page to enzyte.com

edit:
Hello, new Avatar.

Redlemon

Why are we assuming this was a mistake? It could also easily be:
1. He likes you "that way", and is trying to break the ice.
2. He can't stand you, and this is his passive-agressive way of insulting you.

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Charlatan

Maybe the guy is just a dick...

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intecel

lmao.. now THAT was funny... The enzyte guy would probably be the best possible thing to put there.

wolf

DOH!!! Too funny. I loved it when I worked on desktop support and people had lots of porn that they forgot to clean off from their PC before turning it over. Many times we could fix it without a rebuild and go through it. We would tell the customer that we were able to restore all of their files and they would give you a look of deer in headlights, priceless.

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clavus

Maybe charlatan is the funniest guy in this whole thread

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Lin

That is so funny .

I needed the laugh, all my own embarressing moments pale into insignificance after reading this.