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chewybaca96 · 03-03-2005, 07:56 PM

A new computer for graphics design: $1000
Windows and all the software for graphics design: $Pirated
Bringing your computer in to work for the Systems Administrator to install VPN and forgetting you hav a picture of your cock and balls as your login Icon: PRICELESS

So a co-worker brought his computer in today to have me setup VPN and a few other applications and this is what i saw when i clicked on the start button. i feel violated. i guess i'm not real sure if the package belongs to him or not, but either way, i really didnt want to see it. So that was the highlight, or in this instance, non highlight of my day.

william · 03-03-2005, 08:00 PM

And the problem for canning his ass (or cock) is what?

Church · 03-03-2005, 08:13 PM

Was it a company computer or his computer? If it was company property, then that's a big no no! lol

Lockjaw · 03-03-2005, 08:29 PM

lol that was too funny and the bad thing is there's not much there to be showing off in the first place.

JStrider · 03-03-2005, 08:33 PM

you should replace it with something funny... see if he says anything...

Coppertop · 03-03-2005, 08:35 PM

That's icky.

thatoneguy · 03-03-2005, 08:39 PM

Oh yeah, you totally have to change it, so that he KNOWS you saw it. Criminy... violated it certainly the right word for this instance.

Church · 03-03-2005, 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by thatoneguy

Oh yeah, you totally have to change it, so that he KNOWS you saw it. Criminy... violated it certainly the right word for this instance.

haha, replace it with this guy. EVERYONE (at least I think) knows who he is.. hehe.

JStrider · 03-03-2005, 08:44 PM

HAHAHHA

yes yes yes use that enzyte guy!!!!

thatoneguy · 03-03-2005, 08:47 PM

Hahahaha, that'd be a great one to use.

Fearless_Hyena · 03-03-2005, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Church

haha, replace it with this guy. EVERYONE (at least I think) knows who he is.. hehe.

YES!!!!!!!

guthmund · 03-03-2005, 09:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by chewybaca96

i guess i'm not real sure if the package belongs to him or not, but either way, i really didnt want to see it. So that was the highlight, or in this instance, non highlight of my day.

Doesn't matter if the 'package' is his or not. He's picked it for his picture and it's not like Microsoft gave him the choice under the standard options, he had to browse for the pic, no?

Don't forget to change the name to "Enzyte Bob" or "Bob: the host with the most"

You absolutely have to use the picture and everytime you see him in the future you must give that stupid ass smile and that wave he does in the commercials.

StormBerlin · 03-04-2005, 12:40 AM

Haha, that's awesome

Halx · 03-04-2005, 01:20 AM

He's probably feeling that head rush of "OH SHIT!!!" right about now...

d*d · 03-04-2005, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Church

haha, replace it with this guy. EVERYONE (at least I think) knows who he is.. hehe.

sorry to be a killjoy but I have absolutely no idea who that guy is

slimshaydee · 03-04-2005, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Halx

He's probably feeling that head rush of "OH SHIT!!!" right about now...

that's what makes it so funny

Slavakion · 03-04-2005, 03:32 AM

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Originally Posted by d*d

sorry to be a killjoy but I have absolutely no idea who that guy is

That's the guy in the Enzyte commercials. Enzyte is "natural male enhancement" and the commercials imply that taking Enzyte will give you a 14 inch python. Although, reading their website, it looks like they only give you a harder erection. *shrug* I didn't get that from the commercial.

You should also put a link on his desktop and favorites to enzyte.com

d*d · 03-04-2005, 04:20 AM

I guess Enzyte hasn't made it across the atlantic yet

Stompy · 03-04-2005, 04:33 AM

I thought Enzyte was for Erectile Dysfunction?

I highly doubt a pill will make your junk bigger.

Amnesia620 · 03-04-2005, 04:58 AM

@ Bob & the enzyte references. You all are hilarious! And that would serve the guy right, in my opinion.

Enzyte is for Male Enhancement, not Erectile Dysfunction (they express this clearly in the commercials) and I find the commercials hilarious. I would

LOVE

to know how this turns out - if he says anything or not.

Lockjaw · 03-04-2005, 06:55 AM

Oh God yes...put the Enzyte Dude on there best office prank EVER!

Redlemon · 03-04-2005, 07:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Slavakion

You should also put a link on his desktop and favorites to enzyte.com

No, change his default homepage. Otherwise he might overlook it.

Carno · 03-04-2005, 07:43 AM

HAHAHAhahahahaha.... that is awesome.

I say replace the cock and balls with the Enzyte guy

Stug · 03-04-2005, 07:44 AM

Quote:

He's probably feeling that head rush of "OH SHIT!!!" right about now...

Hahaha! Closely followed by the cold flannel of panic...

You have to tell us how this turns out.

chewybaca96 · 03-04-2005, 08:13 AM

Well unfortunately I didnt have a chance to do anything like that. I thought about it, even one of my co-workers thought of the same idea, but yesterday was way too hectic. I did have to head him off (no pun intended) once though, on my way back to my office. He was going to follow me over to the system to show me something. I just told him i would bring th system to him when i was done. my co-worker was having way too much fun with it, making sure that i realized i was touching his keyboard, and who knows what had been on it. That maybe he did it on purpose to let me know his true feelings for me, that he was trying to break me in and get me to cross to the other side, etc. but if he ever does bring it back in to work, i will definitely make sure i get the enzyte guy on there.

Rlyss · 03-04-2005, 08:26 AM

I'm glad you're not trying to get this guy in trouble. I wasn't sure when I read the first post if there would be a flood of 'Tell your supervisor and get him fired', but I'm glad there's not. Everyone has a sense of humor, it rocks

Edit: And I think you should have found another photo of some guy's genitals and changed it to that. He'd know you saw his original icon, and then he'll be freaked out forever wondering if it's yours.

Sage · 03-04-2005, 09:21 AM

Hee hee hee... you guys are so BAD! But given the circumstances, I'd have done the same thing

Lockjaw · 03-04-2005, 09:34 AM

Damn too bad you didn't get the chance to do that. But now you are stuck with knowing that most uncomfortable and disturbing piece of information about your co-worker. Not cool.

chewybaca96 · 03-04-2005, 09:59 AM

yeah, he came up to me and started talking to me about getting his external email setup to access our exchange server today, and i couldnt look him in the face. it was bad.

maleficent · 03-04-2005, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by chewybaca96

and i couldnt look him in the face. it was bad.

Well I surely hope your eyes weren't cast downward

cyrnel · 03-04-2005, 10:15 AM

One good thing to come out of this would be the quick memorization of how to launch all admin components from the command line.

<img src="http://www.supplementgiant.com/images/enzyte1.jpg">

tecoyah · 03-04-2005, 10:24 AM

Should have replaced the offending pic.....with a shot of.....Halx's package intead.

chewybaca96 · 03-04-2005, 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cyrnel

One good thing to come out of this would be the quick memorization of how to launch all admin components from the command line.

yeah i did everything i could from command line.

Quote:

Originally Posted by tecoyah

Should have replaced the offending pic.....with a shot of.....Halx's package intead.

haha, yeah i'm sure he would have enjoyed that way too much!

MSD · 03-07-2005, 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tecoyah

Should have replaced the offending pic.....with a shot of.....Halx's package intead.

And then changed his IE start page to enzyte.com

edit:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Church

haha, replace it with this guy. EVERYONE (at least I think) knows who he is.. hehe.

http://www.supplementgiant.com/images/enzyte1.jpg

Hello, new Avatar.

Redlemon · 03-07-2005, 07:53 AM

Why are we assuming this was a mistake? It could also easily be:
1. He likes you "that way", and is trying to break the ice.
2. He can't stand you, and this is his passive-agressive way of insulting you.

Charlatan · 03-07-2005, 08:38 AM

Maybe the guy is just a dick...

intecel · 03-08-2005, 08:21 AM

lmao.. now THAT was funny... The enzyte guy would probably be the best possible thing to put there.

wolf · 03-08-2005, 02:17 PM

DOH!!! Too funny. I loved it when I worked on desktop support and people had lots of porn that they forgot to clean off from their PC before turning it over. Many times we could fix it without a rebuild and go through it. We would tell the customer that we were able to restore all of their files and they would give you a look of deer in headlights, priceless.

clavus · 03-08-2005, 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Charlatan

Maybe the guy is just a dick...

Maybe charlatan is the funniest guy in this whole thread

03-09-2005, 12:49 PM

That is so funny .

I needed the laugh, all my own embarressing moments pale into insignificance after reading this.

03-03-2005, 07:56 PM	#1 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	Violated at work (NSFW) A new computer for graphics design: $1000 Windows and all the software for graphics design: $Pirated Bringing your computer in to work for the Systems Administrator to install VPN and forgetting you hav a picture of your cock and balls as your login Icon: PRICELESS So a co-worker brought his computer in today to have me setup VPN and a few other applications and this is what i saw when i clicked on the start button. i feel violated. i guess i'm not real sure if the package belongs to him or not, but either way, i really didnt want to see it. So that was the highlight, or in this instance, non highlight of my day. __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it." Last edited by chewybaca96; 03-12-2005 at 03:20 PM..

03-03-2005, 08:13 PM	#3 (permalink)
Church Tilted F*ckhead Location: New Jersey	Was it a company computer or his computer? If it was company property, then that's a big no no! lol __________________ Through counter-intelligence, it should be possible to pinpoint potential trouble makers, and neutralize them.

03-03-2005, 08:33 PM	#5 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	you should replace it with something funny... see if he says anything... __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

03-03-2005, 08:44 PM	#9 (permalink)
JStrider Poo-tee-weet? Location: The Woodlands, TX	HAHAHHA yes yes yes use that enzyte guy!!!! __________________ -=JStrider=- ~Clatto Verata Nicto

03-04-2005, 12:40 AM	#13 (permalink)
StormBerlin Happy as a hippo Location: Southern California	Haha, that's awesome __________________ "if anal sex could get a girl pregnant i'd be tits deep in child support" Arcane

03-03-2005, 08:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
william Psycho	And the problem for canning his ass (or cock) is what?

03-03-2005, 08:29 PM	#4 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	lol that was too funny and the bad thing is there's not much there to be showing off in the first place.

03-03-2005, 08:35 PM	#6 (permalink)
Coppertop Getting Medieval on your ass Location: 13th century Europe	That's icky.

03-03-2005, 08:39 PM	#7 (permalink)
thatoneguy Crazy Location: Omaha, NE	Oh yeah, you totally have to change it, so that he KNOWS you saw it. Criminy... violated it certainly the right word for this instance.

03-03-2005, 08:47 PM	#10 (permalink)
thatoneguy Crazy Location: Omaha, NE	Hahahaha, that'd be a great one to use.

03-04-2005, 01:20 AM	#14 (permalink)
Halx Please touch this. Owner/Admin Location: Manhattan	He's probably feeling that head rush of "OH SHIT!!!" right about now... __________________ You have found this post informative. -The Administrator [Don't Feed The Animals]

03-04-2005, 04:20 AM	#18 (permalink)
d*d Addict	I guess Enzyte hasn't made it across the atlantic yet

03-04-2005, 04:33 AM	#19 (permalink)
Stompy Banned from being Banned Location: Donkey	I thought Enzyte was for Erectile Dysfunction? I highly doubt a pill will make your junk bigger. __________________ I love lamp.

03-04-2005, 04:58 AM	#20 (permalink)
Amnesia620 Forget me not... Location: See that dot on the map? I don't live there.	@ Bob & the enzyte references. You all are hilarious! And that would serve the guy right, in my opinion. Enzyte is for Male Enhancement, not Erectile Dysfunction (they express this clearly in the commercials) and I find the commercials hilarious. I would LOVE to know how this turns out - if he says anything or not. __________________ For example, I find that a lot of college girls are barbie doll carbon copies with few differences...Sadly, they're dumb, ditzy, immature, snotty, fake, or they are the gravitational center to orbiting drama. - Amnesia620

03-04-2005, 06:55 AM	#21 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	Oh God yes...put the Enzyte Dude on there best office prank EVER!

03-04-2005, 07:43 AM	#23 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	HAHAHAhahahahaha.... that is awesome. I say replace the cock and balls with the Enzyte guy

03-04-2005, 08:13 AM	#25 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	Well unfortunately I didnt have a chance to do anything like that. I thought about it, even one of my co-workers thought of the same idea, but yesterday was way too hectic. I did have to head him off (no pun intended) once though, on my way back to my office. He was going to follow me over to the system to show me something. I just told him i would bring th system to him when i was done. my co-worker was having way too much fun with it, making sure that i realized i was touching his keyboard, and who knows what had been on it. That maybe he did it on purpose to let me know his true feelings for me, that he was trying to break me in and get me to cross to the other side, etc. but if he ever does bring it back in to work, i will definitely make sure i get the enzyte guy on there. __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

03-04-2005, 08:26 AM	#26 (permalink)
Rlyss The Pusher Location: Edinburgh	I'm glad you're not trying to get this guy in trouble. I wasn't sure when I read the first post if there would be a flood of 'Tell your supervisor and get him fired', but I'm glad there's not. Everyone has a sense of humor, it rocks Edit: And I think you should have found another photo of some guy's genitals and changed it to that. He'd know you saw his original icon, and then he'll be freaked out forever wondering if it's yours. Last edited by Rlyss; 03-04-2005 at 08:30 AM..

03-04-2005, 09:21 AM	#27 (permalink)
Sage hoarding all the big girl panties since 2005 Location: North side	Hee hee hee... you guys are so BAD! But given the circumstances, I'd have done the same thing __________________ Sage knows our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's She answers hard acrostics, has a pretty taste for paradox She quotes in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus In conics she can floor peculiarities parabolous -C'hi

03-04-2005, 09:34 AM	#28 (permalink)
Lockjaw Junkie	Damn too bad you didn't get the chance to do that. But now you are stuck with knowing that most uncomfortable and disturbing piece of information about your co-worker. Not cool.

03-04-2005, 09:59 AM	#29 (permalink)
chewybaca96 We can't stop here! This is bat country! Location: SL,UT	yeah, he came up to me and started talking to me about getting his external email setup to access our exchange server today, and i couldnt look him in the face. it was bad. __________________ Brian: “Ok, all we’ve gotta do is find the American Embassy, and they’ll help us get home” Stewie: “Home? I have no intention of returning to that disgusting hovel with that intolerable woman, that fat slob, and that insufferable dog… Oh, you’re right here aren’t you? Oh well, I stand by it."

03-04-2005, 10:15 AM	#31 (permalink)
cyrnel Adequate Location: In my angry-dome.	One good thing to come out of this would be the quick memorization of how to launch all admin components from the command line. <img src="http://www.supplementgiant.com/images/enzyte1.jpg">

03-04-2005, 10:24 AM	#32 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Should have replaced the offending pic.....with a shot of.....Halx's package intead. __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

03-07-2005, 07:53 AM	#35 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Why are we assuming this was a mistake? It could also easily be: 1. He likes you "that way", and is trying to break the ice. 2. He can't stand you, and this is his passive-agressive way of insulting you. __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

03-07-2005, 08:38 AM	#36 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Maybe the guy is just a dick... __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

03-08-2005, 08:21 AM	#37 (permalink)
intecel Psycho	lmao.. now THAT was funny... The enzyte guy would probably be the best possible thing to put there.

03-08-2005, 02:17 PM	#38 (permalink)
wolf Ravenous Location: Right Behind You	DOH!!! Too funny. I loved it when I worked on desktop support and people had lots of porn that they forgot to clean off from their PC before turning it over. Many times we could fix it without a rebuild and go through it. We would tell the customer that we were able to restore all of their files and they would give you a look of deer in headlights, priceless. __________________ Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as Gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

03-09-2005, 12:49 PM	#40 (permalink)
Lin Guest	That is so funny . I needed the laugh, all my own embarressing moments pale into insignificance after reading this.