Battle of the bitches - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

ironmaiden7o7 · 02-15-2005, 06:59 AM

Here's an article that I found interesting, Britney and Paris fighting over whose dog looks better ...

"The unkind would call it the battle of the bitches - referring to the dogs, of course.

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are now exchanging claw marks not over their fame, beauty or money - but about their pet chihuahuas.

Singer Britney says the hotel heiress's pet Tinkerbell looks like a dog's breakfast. Her own three pooches - Bit Bit, Lacy Loo and Lucky - are far better turned out, she claims.

'My dogs are stylin' and profilin',' the Toxic singer wrote on her website.

'Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes. My dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!).' The celebrities, both 23, are rarely seen without their pedigree chums.

And the dogs have been snapped in a variety of designer gear. Bit Bit wore a lavish diamond-studded collar to the Billboard Music Awards in December.

Tinkerbell and Ms Hilton, meanwhile, sported matching outfits on reality TV show, The Simple Life. The dog even inspired this month's Paris Hilton jewellery collection. 'A lot of people admire Tinkerbell's look,' she said. 'So I included a glamorous pet collar.' "

"Britney's dogfight with Paris
By Georgina Littlejohn, Metro
14 February 2005

Oh for the love of god!

maleficent · 02-15-2005, 07:30 AM

There was nothing else going on in the world of news that this rated a mention? Good heavens there was a Rose Bandit loose on the streets of New York City, that got no coverage at all.

dksuddeth · 02-15-2005, 07:47 AM

theres just something seriously wrong with anyone who would dress up a chihuahua in designer gear.

Averett · 02-15-2005, 07:52 AM

http://www.britneyspears.com/letters...d63902aa894316

Oh Britney...

tecoyah · 02-15-2005, 07:55 AM

And thus we watch....the collapse of civilization as we know it.

the_marq · 02-15-2005, 08:05 AM

I've said it before folks: If we just ignore them they will go away, there only talent is their ability to hold your attention.

Bill O'Rights · 02-15-2005, 08:08 AM

Well...there goes three minutes of my life that I'll never get back.

hambone · 02-15-2005, 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by maleficent

There was nothing else going on in the world of news that this rated a mention? Good heavens there was a Rose Bandit loose on the streets of New York City, that got no coverage at all.

HaHa. That made me laugh. I would have loved to hear about Halx on the nightly news

dirtyrascal7 · 02-15-2005, 08:15 AM

my dog would hump both of those bitches... and their dogs, too.

streak_56 · 02-15-2005, 08:29 AM

Ah, there are people dying in this world, starving and living homeless. And the best story that this man could produce is something about two celebrities and their egos.

Psycho Dad · 02-15-2005, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_marq

If we just ignore them they will go away,

But the damned thing is they will be replaced with something of even lesser human value. Modern entertainment is hurting in a big way for anyone of lasting talents and abilities. Even those who didn't think of much of this years Superbowl half time show would be hard pressed to name one current musical personality that would be able to be in demand for such an engagement in fourty years.

Lebell · 02-15-2005, 05:27 PM

Does anyone really wonder why I feel nothing but contempt for spoiled brats like these or why I studiously ignore their antics?

What wastes of oxygen and protoplasm.

JumpinJesus · 02-15-2005, 06:23 PM

I want to expend some energy contemptuously commenting about these two because they are certainly worthy of derision, but I find that I don't care enough about what happens to either of them to attempt it.

I don't wish them any harm. Christ, could you imagine the status to which they would ascend if they met untimely deaths? The best I can hope for is that they quietly go away, their careers sputtering until dead.

I hope their dogs find good homes, too.

02-15-2005, 06:59 AM	#1 (permalink)
ironmaiden7o7 Insane Location: NYC	Battle of the bitches Here's an article that I found interesting, Britney and Paris fighting over whose dog looks better ... "The unkind would call it the battle of the bitches - referring to the dogs, of course. Britney Spears and Paris Hilton are now exchanging claw marks not over their fame, beauty or money - but about their pet chihuahuas. Singer Britney says the hotel heiress's pet Tinkerbell looks like a dog's breakfast. Her own three pooches - Bit Bit, Lacy Loo and Lucky - are far better turned out, she claims. 'My dogs are stylin' and profilin',' the Toxic singer wrote on her website. 'Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes. My dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!).' The celebrities, both 23, are rarely seen without their pedigree chums. And the dogs have been snapped in a variety of designer gear. Bit Bit wore a lavish diamond-studded collar to the Billboard Music Awards in December. Tinkerbell and Ms Hilton, meanwhile, sported matching outfits on reality TV show, The Simple Life. The dog even inspired this month's Paris Hilton jewellery collection. 'A lot of people admire Tinkerbell's look,' she said. 'So I included a glamorous pet collar.' " "Britney's dogfight with Paris By Georgina Littlejohn, Metro 14 February 2005 Oh for the love of god!

02-15-2005, 07:30 AM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	There was nothing else going on in the world of news that this rated a mention? Good heavens there was a Rose Bandit loose on the streets of New York City, that got no coverage at all. __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

02-15-2005, 07:47 AM	#3 (permalink)
dksuddeth Junkie Location: bedford, tx	theres just something seriously wrong with anyone who would dress up a chihuahua in designer gear. __________________ "no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything. You cannot conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him."

02-15-2005, 07:52 AM	#4 (permalink)
Averett Is In Love Location: I'm workin' on it	http://www.britneyspears.com/letters...d63902aa894316 Oh Britney... __________________ Absence is to love what wind is to fire. It extinguishes the small, it enkindles the great.

02-15-2005, 07:55 AM	#5 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	And thus we watch....the collapse of civilization as we know it. __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

02-15-2005, 08:05 AM	#6 (permalink)
the_marq All hail the Mountain King Location: Black Mesa	I've said it before folks: If we just ignore them they will go away, there only talent is their ability to hold your attention. __________________ The Truth: Johnny Cash could have kicked Bruce Lee's ass if he wanted to. #3 in a series

02-15-2005, 08:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	Well...there goes three minutes of my life that I'll never get back. __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

02-15-2005, 08:15 AM	#9 (permalink)
dirtyrascal7 That's what she said	my dog would hump both of those bitches... and their dogs, too.

02-15-2005, 08:29 AM	#10 (permalink)
streak_56 who ever said streaking was a bad thing? Location: Calgary	Ah, there are people dying in this world, starving and living homeless. And the best story that this man could produce is something about two celebrities and their egos.

02-15-2005, 05:27 PM	#12 (permalink)
Lebell Cracking the Whip Location: Sexymama's arms...	Does anyone really wonder why I feel nothing but contempt for spoiled brats like these or why I studiously ignore their antics? What wastes of oxygen and protoplasm. __________________ "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." – C. S. Lewis The ONLY sponsors we have are YOU! Please Donate!

02-15-2005, 06:23 PM	#13 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	I want to expend some energy contemptuously commenting about these two because they are certainly worthy of derision, but I find that I don't care enough about what happens to either of them to attempt it. I don't wish them any harm. Christ, could you imagine the status to which they would ascend if they met untimely deaths? The best I can hope for is that they quietly go away, their careers sputtering until dead. I hope their dogs find good homes, too. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses