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Old 01-21-2005, 09:11 AM   #1 (permalink)
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From the "What the Hell Were You Thinking" pages...

http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansas...0692833.htm?1c

Nev. Man Castrates Himself to Lower Libido

Associated Press

RENO, Nev. - A 50-year-old Reno man who was hospitalized after he castrated himself told police he learned of the procedure on the Internet and did so to lower his libido. The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. Monday and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation, police said.

Reno police and medics responded to the man's home and he was taken by ambulance to the hospital.

Washoe Medical Center officials cited privacy issues on why they could not release any information on the man, including his condition. But police said hospital officials confirmed Wednesday the man successfully castrated himself.

"The man obviously needs some sort of counseling," Reno police Lt. Ron Donnelly told the Reno Gazette-Journal.
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I will have to agree with one thing, this will definitley slow down his sex drive. Maybe he should have joined TFP and looked here: http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=80984 (I hope it wasn't macmanmike6600......)
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Old 01-21-2005, 09:19 AM   #2 (permalink)
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"The man obviously needs some sort of counseling," Reno police Lt. Ron Donnelly told the Reno Gazette-Journal.
Gee...ya think?
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Old 01-21-2005, 09:48 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I just keep thinking "Reno 911"...
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Old 01-21-2005, 10:01 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Damn... and my penis was feeling so good this morning.
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:12 AM   #5 (permalink)
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My balls have now crawled up into my stomach. Wow...that's absolutely terrible. Why...just why?
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:18 AM   #6 (permalink)
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The man, whose name was not released, called 911 at about 1:30 a.m. Monday and asked for help because he could not stop the bleeding from a self-castration operation, police said.

What the hell did he think would happen? OK, I cut it off, huh strange it didn't clot as quickly as I thought it would.
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Old 01-21-2005, 11:34 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Washoe Medical Center officials cited privacy issues on why they could not release any information on the man, including his condition. But police said hospital officials confirmed Wednesday the man successfully castrated himself.
At least he did what he set out to do... hehe.. How crazy do you have to be to cut your own balls off... jeez..
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Old 01-21-2005, 02:46 PM   #8 (permalink)
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I've had some questionable thoughts, but not once did I ever wake up with the drive to 'get me some home surgery' especially concerning my dong and governor marbles.

Imagine the state of mind you'd have to be in to take something sharp and start sawing down there. *shudders
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Old 01-21-2005, 02:51 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Were the testicles found in his mouth when the police arrived? I hear that a good place to put them after DIY castrations.
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Old 01-21-2005, 02:55 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Wouldn't it have been cheaper and less painless to rent "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"?
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Old 01-21-2005, 03:10 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Wouldn't it have been cheaper and less painless to rent "Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood"?
I saw this movie...I think the movie would be more painful.
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Old 01-22-2005, 03:17 PM   #12 (permalink)
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We had a guy at work try that. He was a pseudo minister, and took the verse abt "If thy right hand offends thee cut it off", quite literally.
I never had the guts to ask if he succeeded. He wasn't drunk or anything just crazy with the lord.
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Old 01-22-2005, 11:30 PM   #13 (permalink)
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ive heard about a bit of this kind of stuff in the body mod world... a lot of times its something that the person has wanted to do since they were very young and just never did for whatever reason...

and why would they try it on themselves... well what doctor would agree to it...its almost impossible to find someone that would do it, even for someone that was sane...

heres a couple articles if yall wanna read more bout this type of thing...
http://www.bmezine.com/news/talula/20030606.html
http://www.bmezine.com/news/talula/20040128.html
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