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linky

I think this is the most telling evidence as to the state of mind of the US government. We are developing microwave guns to irritate skin, net guns to capture people, and now, the "Love Bomb." Think of all of the civilian applications of some of these ideas. You could get all of the mosquitos in your yard to hover in one area, and then turn on the flamethrower. What's YOUR best military idea that nobody has ever thought of?

Mine lies in sonics and resonant frequencies.

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f6twister

Dropping cases of beer in enemy camps so they get too drunk to fight.

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thinktank

I agree with twister. Let's do like Russia in the theater incident and gas people with the synthetic equivalent to heroin!

StanT

I'm thinking there might be a use for Britney and the like ... We'll stop the 24/7 100db Britney marathon if you surrender now

thinktank

Last night in a drunken/valium haze i was talking to a friend of mine about a global destruction/every nuke in the world fired at the same time towards america kind of a scenario, and we decided that the best way to get back at the survivors would be to create an automated radio tower so strong that every radio signal on the entire planet would be taken over, and the new signal would play nothing but that "God Bless America" song.

omega2K4

I'd buy some of that.

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Ripsaw

That idea has already been used.

linky

It may have been only one day if it was Ashlee or Britney singing.

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thinktank

I would figure that AC/DC would get people into the mood for a fight. The hell TNT isnt on my "Makes Me Feel Like A Badass" mix.

vermin

A mist of glue that makes everything stick to everything else. The we could watch the slapstick live via Predator drone.

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john_713

lol who thinks up this stuff?! Have to say its quite scary there might be chemicals that could make you 'bat for the other side' with no self control though. :S

JStrider

the AC/DC thing... well it would get ya fired up the first couple hours... but when your trying to sleep... it would probably interfere and start to wear on ya...

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raeanna74

Accidentally delivering a truckload of alcohol laced with Versed.And for good measure lace the water with Versed too. For a couple hours they'll be a little out of it and won't remember who came to the camp and stole all their weapons. Imagine their leader's confusion over the incident.

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jbw97361

Well they actually had a plastic surgery bomb to make people more attractive to each other, but it didn't work so well. They tested it out on Joan Rivers... see what happened?

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skinnymofo

i can see george bush bombing people with the "homo" chemical and then decalring war on that country due to them having gay tendancies.
As for my idea, they could rain down Psychadelics and render people too high to fight
"Ahhh Jabeeb they are raining LSD again we must run for cover!"
"What are you talking about mustaf al'jarum? I hope they drop more i much like this"

thinktank

skinny: The Aum Shinjuku cult from japan were actually stockpiling mescaline, LSD, and meth with the intent to crop-dust downtown Tokyo with the LSD. It didnt end up happening because they were all caught shortly after the subway gassing, though.

sadistikdreams

Hehe. It's like in Mystery Men. Dr. Heller's all dangerous but completely non lethal weapons. Such as: The shrinking gun, tornado in a can, the blame ray...

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Tracybrian

See there is a non-violent solution. LSD bombs. Help the enemy see the light. The problem with that is it would work too good.

skinnymofo

the idea is inherently flawed now that i think about it, if people god wind of such bombs bases would start getting raided all the time and ther ewould be constant picketeering trying to get hallucinogens legal again (which isnt a bad thing but still)

Lockjaw

I heard about this on the radio this morning. That gay bomb would be awesome but what happens if you have a bunch of gay guys in the unit?

roderickpsu

Dropping in the beers is an awesome idea!

vorpal_rabbit

Hmm... Well, there could be some interesting civilian applications for that "love bomb." Think about it... set one off at one of those fundamentalist Christian 'revivals' and watch the hilarity unfold!

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Soggybagel

Well the "love bomb" to me still is a good concept. I mean, finally an easy solution to hooking up with someone and free too.

skinnymofo

yeah with the love bomb if we ever go to war with people in africa we can raise the AIDS rate to 100%