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TM875 · 01-13-2005, 09:50 AM

Really...nasty...story out of the UK. The major question in my mind was...didn't he notice the gush of blood?

4:19pm (UK)
Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle, Court Told

By Will Batchelor, PA

A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her.

Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party.

She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.”

Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month.

The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year.

The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks.

As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex.

When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued.

Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate.

Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts.

In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor.

“Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.”

Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: “I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, ’That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.”

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence.

Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10.

Link: http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3988549

maleficent · 01-13-2005, 10:02 AM

I heard this on the radio this morning, the dj's comment (we live in a sick world) after he read that she hid it in her mouth.... Betcha he was thinking, yo babe, you couldn't have done that while it was still attached?

killeena · 01-13-2005, 10:07 AM

Man, I am over here cringing. That is terrible. I guess it could have been worse though, it could have been both.

Remind me to never turn down sex again.

f6twister · 01-13-2005, 10:11 AM

I really don't think it is worse than having your penis cut off, but isn't any better either. My new New Years resolution: Always wear a cup!

Charlatan · 01-13-2005, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by TM875

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ.

I found this kind of funny... just the image of it... she should be a contestant on Fear Factor. She'd clean up.

lurkette · 01-13-2005, 11:06 AM

OMFG...reading this made me hurt, and I don't even have testicles! How could you just pull it...OFF?!? Ugh.

Just...holy shit. Ugh.

maleficent · 01-13-2005, 11:20 AM

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He came into the kitchen and said to me, ’That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.”[/url]

Gotta wonder what kind of drugs these folks were on, or how much alcohol comsumption there was... I shouldn't laugh, but I can't help but laugh at the scene...

Person A is holding a testicle in his hand, where it came from, I'm not sure he knows, or not even sure how he's come to be holding it.
Person B walks into the kitchen, dripping blood (it'd have to be) from where his testicle used to be.
Person A, says to Person B, dude, I think this belongs to you...

I know I know I shouldn't laugh.. but ... oh hell...

skinnymofo · 01-13-2005, 11:32 AM

yeah i was laughing too hard to really get a cringe feeling out of this story, it sounds like she could be a tug of war world champion.

Vincentt · 01-13-2005, 11:33 AM

Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth,

lmao

that and "that's yours"

what the hell

these people must have been on something

Stompy · 01-13-2005, 12:49 PM

How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.

Bill O'Rights · 01-13-2005, 01:00 PM

...Ouch...

maleficent · 01-13-2005, 01:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Stompy

How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.

Maybe she had really sharp nails?

Ya know the old expression, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned"? Well, I guess, Woman has incredible strength when man won't put out...

StanT · 01-13-2005, 01:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Stompy

How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.

I know where we aren't testing this.

Bill O'Rights · 01-13-2005, 01:21 PM

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Originally Posted by maleficent

Woman has incredible strength when man won't put out.

Hmmm...oddly enough, I seem never to have put this to a test.

Fremen · 01-13-2005, 01:21 PM

"She's got the who-o-le world in her hands..."

ObieX · 01-13-2005, 01:23 PM

I'd rather lose a testicle than my penis. Atleast i'd still be able to have sex. I could also have children too probably with one testicle.

But shit, thats fucked up.

Now that guy is gonna have to go through life being called cyclops

flat5 · 01-13-2005, 01:23 PM

Gee, I wonder why he broke off the relationship with this warm stable woman.

guthmund · 01-13-2005, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Stompy

How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of.

Well, you know, I've read stories where distraught relatives have lifted cars off of kids.

Would that be comparable to ripping off a testicle off with your bare hands?

canuckguy · 01-13-2005, 02:16 PM

i think mine just lodged in my throat while reading that. damn that must of hurt!

Shpoop · 01-13-2005, 02:28 PM

i can honsetly say that i dont think anything in teh world can compare with that in terms of pain. if you think so, go ahead and say something, but i cannot imagine anything worse.

biznatch · 01-13-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Shpoop

i can honsetly say that i dont think anything in teh world can compare with that in terms of pain. if you think so, go ahead and say something, but i cannot imagine anything worse.

I heard about a torture technique that involved cutting the scrotum open, puuting salt in there and sowing it back up...
Sorry I even posted that.

tellumFS · 01-13-2005, 04:05 PM

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Originally Posted by biznatch

I heard about a torture technique that involved cutting the scrotum open, puuting salt in there and sowing it back up...
Sorry I even posted that.

And I can honestly say that I'm not sorry reading that. That kind of thing is great for drunken "Hey guess what..."

But yes, both the original story, and the torture makes me cringe

World's King · 01-13-2005, 04:19 PM

I can't move.

jonjon42 · 01-13-2005, 04:21 PM

I felt a twitch of pain just reading that.....man....oh man...that's just aweful
biznatch....HOLY CRAP
ugh....
I just can't imagine that...

biznatch · 01-13-2005, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by jonjon42

I felt a twitch of pain just reading that.....man....oh man...that's just aweful
biznatch....HOLY CRAP
ugh....
I just can't imagine that...

hahaha...dude, I'm ROFL just from that....sorry guys, I apologize, because i felt the pain too when I first heard that.

iamnormal · 01-13-2005, 08:01 PM

Well that gives "suck my left nut" a diffrent meaning.

K-Wise · 01-13-2005, 08:04 PM

I'm sorry I read the first line and almost screamed out loud. Couldn't read any further. You understand I'm sure. Dear sweet Lord thats horrible.

Asta!!

Crisis · 01-13-2005, 08:40 PM

How could you react to something like that? That would be awful and I'm sure everyone in your town would know about it too. I would hate to have people visiting me in the hospital for something like that.

MSD · 01-13-2005, 09:15 PM

I'm still trying to contemplate the logistics of ripping out a testicle through the scrotum without surgical tools.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shpoop

i can honsetly say that i dont think anything in the world can compare with that in terms of pain. if you think so, go ahead and say something, but i cannot imagine anything worse.

According to some lucky people who have experienced both, passing kidney stones is more painful than recieviing and recovering from multiple gunshot wounds.

vorpal_rabbit · 01-13-2005, 09:37 PM

I read that on Fark, and it still makes my testicles want to climb up deep inside my body, where they cannot be ripped off. I'd rather not come close to an experience like that....

wannabenakid247 · 01-14-2005, 09:34 AM

Thats sick! Are we sure she didnt bite it off and maybe thats why it was hidden in her mouth?

omega2K4 · 01-14-2005, 10:22 AM

I wish I never read this thread. I have pains shooting through my 'boys' now.

flamingdog · 01-14-2005, 11:20 AM

Quote:

"It could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're sleeping and toss it out the window of a moving car." - Tyler Durden

Once the horror dies, I suppose he's got a great story to tell.

SteveMcFloyd · 01-14-2005, 11:51 AM

holy crap! she totally had to rip that shit for a reason. se was looking to do some damage for sure. Wow. makes you wish you just had sex with her to begin with. I'm happy my girl isn't like that!

Shpoop · 01-14-2005, 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct

According to some lucky people who have experienced both, passing kidney stones is more painful than recieviing and recovering from multiple gunshot wounds.

ive heard this too, and my father has passed multiple kidney stones...but i cant image that either of them come close to having your testicle ripped off with bare hands. the salt torture is too close to call though

Hard8s · 01-14-2005, 02:44 PM

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Originally Posted by omega2K4

I wish I never read this thread. I have pains shooting through my 'boys' now.

Looks like she really wanted a ball. With hindsight being 20/20 and all I think he would have balled her now.

Gortexfogg · 01-14-2005, 07:33 PM

I've read a lot of stories about male genitals being forcibly seperated from the owner, and I cringe each time, but just a little bit more for this one because she ripped it off with her hands...unbelievable...

SSpiro · 01-14-2005, 08:17 PM

I think it twitched..

Cynthetiq · 01-14-2005, 08:57 PM

::shakes head::

JumpinJesus · 01-14-2005, 09:23 PM

I think the more important question we should be asking is: what is a 37 year old man doing at a house party?

01-13-2005, 09:50 AM	#1 (permalink)
TM875 Addict Location: Amish-land, PA	...The one thing worse than having your penis cut off... Really...nasty...story out of the UK. The major question in my mind was...didn't he notice the gush of blood? 4:19pm (UK) Woman Tore off Ex-Lover's Testicle, Court Told By Will Batchelor, PA A jilted woman today admitted ripping off her ex-lover’s testicle with her bare hands after he refused to have sex with her. Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage after her ex-boyfriend, 37-year-old Geoffrey Jones, rejected her advances at the end of a drunken house party. She yanked off his left testicle, which was later handed to him by a friend with the words: “That’s yours.” Monti, of Birkenhead, Merseyside, pleaded guilty to wounding at Liverpool Crown Court today and will be sentenced next month. The court heard that Mr Jones had ended his long-term relationship with Monti towards the end of May last year. The pair remained on good terms and on May 30, Monti offered to collect Mr Jones from a barbecue and drive him to his home in Netherton, Merseyside. She then drove him to another party and then home again, where friends joined them for more drinks. As the drinks party was winding down, Monti told Mr Jones she wanted to discuss their relationship and offered him sex. When he refused, she grabbed his face and a struggle ensued. Mr Jones threw petite Monti, who is little more than 5ft 2ins tall, out of the house. She then smashed a window and confronted him on the doorstep as he went to investigate. Another struggle took place and Monti was knocked to the floor, from where she pulled down Mr Jones’ shorts. In a statement read out by judge Charles James, Mr Jones continued: “I was left standing in my underpants. She was still lying on the floor. “Suddenly she grabbed my genitals and pulled hard. That caused my underpants to come off and I found I was completely naked and in excruciating pain.” Referring to his friend Danny McDonagh, who was sleeping at the house after the party, Mr Jones said: “I believe Danny walked out shortly afterwards. He came into the kitchen and said to me, ’That’s yours’, and I saw that he was holding one of my testicles in his hand.” Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, but released it. Doctors were unable to re-attach the organ. Defence barrister Wendy Lloyd said her client did not remember much of the incident. However, she accepted the prosecution’s version of events and did not claim to have acted in self-defence. Monti, who spoke only to confirm her name and enter a guilty plea, was released on conditional bail for sentence on February 10. Link: http://news.scotsman.com/latest.cfm?id=3988549 __________________ "I've made only one mistake in my life. But I made it over and over and over. That was saying 'yes' when I meant 'no'. Forgive me."

01-13-2005, 10:02 AM	#2 (permalink)
maleficent Junkie Moderator Emeritus Location: Chicago	I heard this on the radio this morning, the dj's comment (we live in a sick world) after he read that she hid it in her mouth.... Betcha he was thinking, yo babe, you couldn't have done that while it was still attached? __________________ Free your heart from hatred. Free your mind from worries. Live simply. Give more. Expect less.

01-13-2005, 10:07 AM	#3 (permalink)
killeena Crazy Location: Meechigan	Man, I am over here cringing. That is terrible. I guess it could have been worse though, it could have been both. Remind me to never turn down sex again. __________________ Freedom would be not to choose between black and white but to abjure such prescribed choices. - Theodor Adorno

01-13-2005, 10:11 AM	#4 (permalink)
f6twister Addict	I really don't think it is worse than having your penis cut off, but isn't any better either. My new New Years resolution: Always wear a cup! __________________ A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. Calvin

01-13-2005, 11:06 AM	#6 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	OMFG...reading this made me hurt, and I don't even have testicles! How could you just pull it...OFF?!? Ugh. Just...holy shit. Ugh. __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

01-13-2005, 11:32 AM	#8 (permalink)
skinnymofo Addict ed to smack Location: Seattle	yeah i was laughing too hard to really get a cringe feeling out of this story, it sounds like she could be a tug of war world champion.

01-13-2005, 11:33 AM	#9 (permalink)
Vincentt Addict Location: Tokyo, Japan	Monti initially tried to hide the testicle by putting it in her mouth, lmao that and "that's yours" what the hell these people must have been on something __________________ .

01-13-2005, 12:49 PM	#10 (permalink)
Stompy Banned from being Banned Location: Donkey	How can your rip someone's testicle off with your HAND? Doesn't seem possible. You'd have to be pulling pretty hard with such a sudden incredible force... that I don't think a human is capable of. __________________ I love lamp.

01-13-2005, 01:00 PM	#11 (permalink)
Bill O'Rights will always be an Alyson Hanniganite Location: In the dust of the archives	...Ouch... __________________ "I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony "Hedonism with rules isn't hedonism at all, it's the Republican party." - JumpinJesus It is indisputable that true beauty lies within...but a nice rack sure doesn't hurt.

01-13-2005, 01:21 PM	#15 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	"She's got the who-o-le world in her hands..." __________________ Google

01-13-2005, 01:23 PM	#16 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	I'd rather lose a testicle than my penis. Atleast i'd still be able to have sex. I could also have children too probably with one testicle. But shit, thats fucked up. Now that guy is gonna have to go through life being called cyclops __________________ We Must Dissent.

01-13-2005, 01:23 PM	#17 (permalink)
flat5 Very Insignificant Pawn Location: Amsterdam, NL	Gee, I wonder why he broke off the relationship with this warm stable woman.

01-13-2005, 02:16 PM	#19 (permalink)
canuckguy I read your emails. Location: earth	i think mine just lodged in my throat while reading that. damn that must of hurt!

01-13-2005, 02:28 PM	#20 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	i can honsetly say that i dont think anything in teh world can compare with that in terms of pain. if you think so, go ahead and say something, but i cannot imagine anything worse.

01-13-2005, 04:19 PM	#23 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I can't move. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

01-13-2005, 04:21 PM	#24 (permalink)
jonjon42 Psycho Location: inside my own mind	I felt a twitch of pain just reading that.....man....oh man...that's just aweful biznatch....HOLY CRAP ugh.... I just can't imagine that... __________________ A damn dirty hippie without the dirty part....

01-13-2005, 08:01 PM	#26 (permalink)
iamnormal Addict Location: In the id	Well that gives "suck my left nut" a diffrent meaning.

01-13-2005, 08:04 PM	#27 (permalink)
K-Wise It's All About The Ass!! Location: In a pool of mayonnaise!!	I'm sorry I read the first line and almost screamed out loud. Couldn't read any further. You understand I'm sure. Dear sweet Lord thats horrible. Asta!! __________________ "I love music and it's my parents fault (closing statement)." - Me..quoting myself...from when I said that...On TFP..thats here...Tilted Forum Project *It ain't goodbye, it's see ya later! I'll miss you guys!* - Asta!!

01-13-2005, 08:40 PM	#28 (permalink)
Crisis Tilted	How could you react to something like that? That would be awful and I'm sure everyone in your town would know about it too. I would hate to have people visiting me in the hospital for something like that.

01-13-2005, 09:37 PM	#30 (permalink)
vorpal_rabbit Upright Location: Athens, Ga	I read that on Fark, and it still makes my testicles want to climb up deep inside my body, where they cannot be ripped off. I'd rather not come close to an experience like that.... __________________ The door flew open. A Mongol warrior surged into the hut like a savage wind. Two children ran screaming to their mother who was cowering wide eyed in the corner of the tiny room. A dog yelped. The warrior hurled his torch on to the still glowing fire, and then threw the dog on to it. That would teach it to be a dog.

01-14-2005, 09:34 AM	#31 (permalink)
wannabenakid247 Registered User Location: Wales, UK	Thats sick! Are we sure she didnt bite it off and maybe thats why it was hidden in her mouth?

01-14-2005, 10:22 AM	#32 (permalink)
omega2K4 Natalie Portman is sexy. Location: The Outer Rim	I wish I never read this thread. I have pains shooting through my 'boys' now. __________________ "While the State exists there can be no freedom. When there is freedom there will be no State." - Vladimir Ilyich Lenin "Reason has always existed, but not always in a reasonable form."- Karl Marx

01-14-2005, 11:51 AM	#34 (permalink)
SteveMcFloyd Upright	holy crap! she totally had to rip that shit for a reason. se was looking to do some damage for sure. Wow. makes you wish you just had sex with her to begin with. I'm happy my girl isn't like that!

01-14-2005, 07:33 PM	#37 (permalink)
Gortexfogg I and I Location: Stillwater, OK	I've read a lot of stories about male genitals being forcibly seperated from the owner, and I cringe each time, but just a little bit more for this one because she ripped it off with her hands...unbelievable...

01-14-2005, 08:17 PM	#38 (permalink)
SSpiro Upright Location: Tampa, FL	I think it twitched..

01-14-2005, 08:57 PM	#39 (permalink)
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01-14-2005, 09:23 PM	#40 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	I think the more important question we should be asking is: what is a 37 year old man doing at a house party? __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses