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vorpal_rabbit 01-14-2005 10:01 PM

An excellent question, indeed, Jesus, but I have to admire the wry humor of the guy's friend. "This is yours" indeed... Mind you, I probably would have snapped out of shock just long enough to smack him a good one, but later, I would give him points. If I wasn't still in disbelief.

onodrim 01-15-2005 12:35 AM

Yeah, I read this on fark a few days ago, and I was just shocked. It makes me hurt, and I'm a woman!

Add me in the "how did she even do it" camp. I mean, how is that even physically possible? Sheesh.

Sweetpea 01-15-2005 12:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ObieX
I'd rather lose a testicle than my penis. Atleast i'd still be able to have sex. I could also have children too probably with one testicle.

But shit, thats fucked up.

Now that guy is gonna have to go through life being called cyclops :(


not to mention severe issues of Trust with all the woman he will date in the future :lol: . . . imagine him and his future GF starting to have sex . . . she reaches to touch his dick . . . and he screams . . NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . . . see? Gonna be any issue, he's going to need Testicle conseling . . . :hmm:

minyn 01-16-2005 12:29 PM

im a girl and that still makes me go numb.

Zephyr66 01-18-2005 05:03 PM

ouch, just ouch

Coppertop 01-18-2005 05:11 PM

Oh the humanity!

the420star 01-18-2005 06:29 PM

who knew... women crave sex that much... anyway, that is crazy story... i will never turn down sex again

thingstodo 01-19-2005 04:15 AM

how does someone do that? it brings new meaning to "pull my finger."

ultra_agent9 01-19-2005 07:06 AM

Ouch.

This must be the way women get back at men when they can't rape us.

raeanna74 01-20-2005 05:52 AM

OUCH!

Lesson? - Don't go to 3 drinking parties in a row with x-girlfriend.

Go ahead and stay on good terms. Don't get drunk when she's drunk in the same place or your very likely going to end those good terms.

Stiltzkin 01-20-2005 12:35 PM

I'm clutching my junk.

munchen 01-20-2005 04:00 PM

So did she rip the sac off too?

I had a gym teacher in high school named Mr Dice. In college football a guy stepped on his cup and snapped it into his balls. It crushed one and they had to remove it. We called him Mr. Die


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