TFP NEW YORK CITY HOUSE PARTY (March 12th)
 

Come one, come all ... into THE SNAKE PIT!

BuDDaH and Hal have some new digs and we wanna host a party. We have a big couch. You really must experience it.

There will be food, drink, discussion, a random mix of internet dwellers, and two very large penises. You are invited, granted we know you well enough by the date of the party to actually give you our address. We don't want any normal people showing up thinking they'll meet other normalites - we want some TILTED MOTHERFUCKERS!

Come meet the brains behind the TFP. Taste them too. I've cloned myself, cut open my head and learned how to actually serve brains as hors d'oerves. Believe it.

So once again, house party in the Bronx! Don't worry, I keep hearing it's the 'good' part of the Bronx. You must be capable of scaling multiple flights of stairs without complaining. If we find anything stolen, SOMEBODY'S GETTING BANNED!

RSVP!

Attendance List So Far:
Hal
BuDDaH
StormBerlin
quadro2000 & wife
ubertuber
Original King
unclephil
tecoyah
NuNu
Jesus Pimp
Cynthetiq
minyn
Supple Cow
Chauncey
flamingdog

People who will be bugged to attend:
Guccilvr
Hanxter
MrSelfDestruct
maleficent
Artelevision, sus & mimi
ngdawg
everyone else...

Things you can feel free to bring as house warming gifts:
A microwave
An assortment of spices
Carved wooden chinese dragon figurines
LIQUOR
WINE
A telescope (it's new york!)
A toaster
A bottle opener / cork screw
Shot glasses
Wine glasses
Hot girls

Oh, jeez...if I had the money to fly from Oregon I would soooo be there.

Bronx, eh? Saturday, eh? How's the parking situation look around there? That's only a 45 minute drive for me.

Well eh, if you come early in the day, there is usually parking on our street. Otherwise, you can probably find an empty spot on the other street. It's all parallel parking though.

As long as I don't have to unexpectedly work that day, I'm in, and looking forward to it. Can I bring the wife? She's not a member of TFP but a couple of people on here can verify that she is relatively Tilted herself. (That is, she is a "tilted motherfucker.") :)

12 march, eh? i could do that, i think.

i'll be in town the weekend of the 28th this month--if you folks are available for fieldwork of one kind or another....

Six hours away but........we shall see. Vacation time quickly approaches.

I can't wait :) Everyone that can make it needs to, it'll be a lot of fun.

I'm not on the list, but I'd like to go. That's our spring break - could be fun!!

consider yourself there! (forgot ya)

I'll hop on the train.

I just need to convince my boss that I need to visit New York, instead of Amsterdam, in March of this year.

That and bring beer, as I suspect no-one with a case of Heineken would be turned away... :)

Mr Mephisto

Heineken is gross. Bring hard liquor.

Pick your poison Goose or Private Stock?

I also cant live without Irish Coffees, mudslides and margaritias. A few shots of tequila make everything better too.

Understood. Checking out the possibility. Thanks.

I have the Blender......phils got the can opener

I got the Telescope Covered

Add me to the list bitches.

Gah! If only my work required me to travel to NY! Sorry, but you kids have fun!

Sweet Jesus......




I mean, Sweet......Jesus will be there.

So what kind of party is it going to be? It better not be a sausage fest.

Well there's guaranteed to be at least 3 females there. Granted, they're gonna all be taken.. but it wont be just we snausages.

I'm checking the schedule with the wife... she's the calendar keeper.

but I've got it in the book

Sorry. Kids' birthday. Have fun!

I might rabbit, I might? Any hotels nearby that don't charge an arm and a leg? If I have a job by then, then I'm saying it's a go, plus I have to talk my wife into letting me go, unless she wants to come too!

That's when my spring break ( = crazy week-long ultimate frisbee partying and competing time) starts, but I'll see what I can do. Wouldn't want to miss the major TFP NYC event of the century!

ahh thanks tecoyah for having my back with the blender.. I almost forgot.

Its my goal someday to be in the World Bartending Championships...

just because its damn cool to juggle booze bottles and then pour it and give it to your drunken customers in awe who will tip you big time.

if i can learn how to control the space-time continum, build a plasma ion displacement transporter or some other instant transport thingy-me-bob ill be there... if not ill just have a beer in your (collective) names.

im gonna go for it, carpe diem! road trip bitchez! and if anyone knows my driving record.... start worrying.

read: That's when I was planning on entering the competitive food eating contests.... that week is beer and wings.

:D

Hahahahahaaaaa! :)

I'll do most of the driving. Thanks. :icare:

I've put it on the iPaq.. and I'll see what I can do. I'll let you know for sure the closer it gets. I may just go to philly then hop the train with King

Okay, okay. You got me. It was the food I was worried about all along. But I found another place to get beer and wings for the rest of that week and I can always eat competitively next year.

Add me to the party posse!

Whoo hoo!!

I'm not on the list, but if you don't mind another Tilted MotherFucker, I'm in

I should be in the ol' NY then, as it happens. If you want me, I'm in.

Hah! Awesome! Now we're gettin' crowded. We may have to split this into 2 days. I hope more people do sign up though, 'cause I wanna meet alllll of ya!

For those of you who said you're coming, stay tuned for more details.

king/guccilvr: if you are in philly on the way to halx's and want a drinkin fellers tour of the city, let me know.

I will be living there. So, I'm always down for a good bar tour.