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Odds of Dying
A little perspective on the untimely demise we are all likely to face at some point.....though probably not by Tsunami.
All figures below are for U.S. residents. Cause of Death Lifetime Odds Heart Disease 1-in-5 Cancer 1-in-7 Stroke 1-in-23 Accidental Injury 1-in-36 Motor Vehicle Accident* 1-in-100 Intentional Self-harm (suicide) 1-in-121 Falling Down 1-in-246 Assault by Firearm 1-in-325 Fire or Smoke 1-in-1,116 Natural Forces (heat, cold,storms, quakes, etc.) 1-in-3,357 Electrocution* 1-in-5,000 Drowning 1-in-8,942 Air Travel Accident* 1-in-20,000 Flood* (included also in Natural Forces above) 1-in-30,000 Legal Execution 1-in-58,618 Tornado* (included also in Natural Forces above) 1-in-60,000 Lightning Strike (included also in Natural Forces above) 1-in-83,930 Snake, Bee or other Venomous Bite or Sting* 1-in-100,000 Earthquake (included also in Natural Forces above) 1-in-131,890 Dog Attack 1-in-147,717 Asteroid Impact* 1-in-200,000** Tsunami* 1-in-500,000 Fireworks Discharge 1-in-615,488 The more specific figures are based on 2001, the most recent year for which complete data are available. Other odds, indicated with an asterisk (*) are based on long-term data. There.......feel better.....I thought you would
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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with my luck I'd die from a bee sting (Im HIGHLY allergic) while having sex in the woods
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Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Based on the number of miles I fly every year, I'm going down in a plane crash - I was sort of hoping to be more unique than 1 in 20,000.
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Junkie
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I do about 50,000 miles a year, and I still hate it. Damn big metal bird just shouldn't stay up in the air. It's just not natural! Mr Mephisto |
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Crazy
Location: Montreal
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hope I die instantly, with no pain. Like being at the center of impact from an asteroid. You'd be happy walking along... and bam you're like... wtf mate?
That's assuming the asteroid is undedectable and is going too fast for me to see/hear. Otherwise screw it, toaster in bathtub.
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Drifting
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Location: Windy City
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Actually, it's 241 times safer to fly from LA to New York than it is to drive there. Those expensive plane tickets don't seem so much anymore, if they keep ya alive.
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Junkie
Moderator Emeritus
Location: Chicago
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Junkie
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Location: Chicago
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Tilted Cat Head
Administrator
Location: Manhattan, NY
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all I know from reading this is that for 100% sure....
I'm going to die. it doesn't matter which way. I'm going to die anyways.
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Banned from being Banned
Location: Donkey
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I don't think the Auto Travel Accident is accurate.
1 in 20,000? Your chances of dying in that manner are VERY slim, unless you fly every single day, which most people don't do. Of all the thousands of flights a day, hundreds of thousands of passengers without a single accident or death, there's no way it could be 1 in 20,000.
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Sky Piercer
Location: Ireland
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So, if you were to fly as often as is average, you run a 1 in 20,000 risk of dieing because of it.
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Banned
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I would have thought asteroid impact would have been dead last. Either way, if I had to choose from that list, I would want to die from asteroid impact, it would be an amazingly awesome thing to see before you die. Although if the asteroid is in the Earths atmosphere and above you, the pressure alone would flatten you like a bug.
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Sarge of Blood Gulch Red Outpost Number One
Location: On the front lines against our very enemy
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Never tell me the odds!
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Addict
Location: Amish-land, PA
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I want my death to be so horrifyingly terrific that they post pictures of me and the accident on the internet.
Perferebly on TFP or Fark.
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WoW or Class...
Location: UWW
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TM875: What about on rotten.com?
I'm just wondering why "natural causes" wasn't on that list anywhere.
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Twitterpated
Location: My own little world (also Canada)
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edit: male, no matter how often you fly, unless you live somewhere with few to no roads, and fly constantly, chances are that you will still be more likely to die from an auto accident than one of the aero type.
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"Few people are capable of expressing with equanimity opinions which differ from the prejudices of their social environment. Most people are even incapable of forming such opinions." - Albert Einstein "Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato Last edited by Suave; 01-09-2005 at 04:15 PM.. |
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Junkie
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I am a little confused. I frequently see that that atherosclerotic causes 50% of deaths. That may include stroke and other cholesterol related deaths.
The one thing I am sure of, life is 100% fatal.
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Kick Ass Kunoichi
Location: Oregon
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Death is death no matter how you cut it. I'd prefer to die in my sleep, painlessly, thanks--but either way I'm gonna end up dead someday. Might as well enjoy life in the meantime.
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An embarrassment to myself and those around me...
Location: Pants
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That's like, the coolest thing I've heard all day... I once had a girlfriend and I tried endlessly to convice her that she was in more danger driving her car (especially the way she did) than flying but she insisted that was impossible and that way more people died each year from plane crashes over car accidents. She also insisted the WWF (now WWE) was real. Man I don't miss those times at all. HAH. ![]()
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Location: My own little world (also Canada)
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Tilted
Location: Brisbane, Australia
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Invisible
Location: tentative, at best
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There are 12 deaths per million hours flown in commercial aviation - that's about 1 every 83,000 hours. If you stayed airborne 24/7, it would take nine and a half years to fly 83,000 hours. If you go on one rountrip flight per week; three hours each way, it would take over 265 years. Don't worry - just be careful driving to and from the airport.
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Banned from being Banned
Location: Donkey
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Scary thing about odds... like in terms of plane crashes is... it HAS to happen. It WILL happen.
I couldn't imagine being so unlucky to be on that doomed flight... someone has to go through it. Why not you? For some reason, the odds don't ease my mind much ![]()
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