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Fate · 01-05-2005, 10:24 AM

This had to have been one of the most uncanny dreams I've ever had.
It started off as a team of paintballers in a house, we had just finished playing our game. So we all went off to bed. I take out my sleeping bag and lay it out near the door to the house. Why? I have no clue. In comes Hal. He says something to me then goes off to the kitchen, I have no clue what he said, a few moments later I start hearing the sound of a knife chopping through -what must be vegetables, against wood. Laying there impatiently trying to sleep to the sound of constant hi-speed "tock" noise. I get up and head upstairs to find a bed, to get away from the noise. I end up in a room and finding myself infront of an L-shaped bed with a bunch of nudie pics on the wall. After staring at them for a moment in wonder I got in and tried dozing off. This is where I tried to sleep again, but since I was already awake I figured I would just stay up. I got up and head downstairs. Where I was met by a bunch of famous actors, Hal was talking to someone at the head of the table next to me. I turned my attention to George Clooney. We talked for a few minutes and apparantly someone big was leaving, so Hal and I went to the door to say our goodbyes to... Ben Affleck, some reason he was handing everybody quarters. I was given one and his reasoning behind it was "If you give people money, they will pay attention to you". Right.
The door closes I wake up.

WTF HAL GET OUT OF MY DREAMS

ICER · 01-05-2005, 10:35 AM

heh heh, That will teach you to have those chili cheese bean hotdogs with extra jalapenos right before bed, won't it

Charlatan · 01-05-2005, 11:03 AM

That's odd... TFP was in my dreams the other night too...

I dreamed I was at a High School reunion and one of my friends had mounted a stage version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer... It was sponsored by the TFP. There were banners and posters all over the auditorium.

Turns out my friend is a member of TFP and wanted to advertise the site.

World's King · 01-05-2005, 11:17 AM

Get out of my dreams and into my car.

Glory's Sun · 01-05-2005, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by The Original King

Get out of my dreams and into my car.

I officially hate you for putting that song into my head

Fate · 01-05-2005, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Charlatan

That's odd... TFP was in my dreams the other night too...
...

We're being induced with subliminal messages, and we don't know it!

The Prophet · 01-05-2005, 11:47 AM

Did you give Afleck back his quarter?

tecoyah · 01-05-2005, 11:54 AM

I was wondering when Hal was going to try out the Subliminal brainwave discombobulation reorientation device. I would say this is a successful test run.

Coming soon...the ehxibition transfer wet dream machine......Stand By

bigoldalphamale · 01-05-2005, 12:00 PM

red pepper, distilled vinegar, water, salt.

Halx · 01-05-2005, 12:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Fate

WTF HAL GET OUT OF MY DREAMS

*pitiful whimpering* but I have nowhere else to go...

Fate · 01-05-2005, 12:49 PM

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Originally Posted by The Prophet

Did you give Afleck back his quarter?

Actually I did... I gave it back to him in one of those "sly handshake give them cash" things, so not to embarass him.

Suave · 01-05-2005, 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by tecoyah

Coming soon...the ehxibition transfer wet dream machine......Stand By

Now that is a development that I can support 100%!

01-05-2005, 10:24 AM	#1 (permalink)
Fate Crazy Location: Montreal	TFP Dream. This had to have been one of the most uncanny dreams I've ever had. It started off as a team of paintballers in a house, we had just finished playing our game. So we all went off to bed. I take out my sleeping bag and lay it out near the door to the house. Why? I have no clue. In comes Hal. He says something to me then goes off to the kitchen, I have no clue what he said, a few moments later I start hearing the sound of a knife chopping through -what must be vegetables, against wood. Laying there impatiently trying to sleep to the sound of constant hi-speed "tock" noise. I get up and head upstairs to find a bed, to get away from the noise. I end up in a room and finding myself infront of an L-shaped bed with a bunch of nudie pics on the wall. After staring at them for a moment in wonder I got in and tried dozing off. This is where I tried to sleep again, but since I was already awake I figured I would just stay up. I got up and head downstairs. Where I was met by a bunch of famous actors, Hal was talking to someone at the head of the table next to me. I turned my attention to George Clooney. We talked for a few minutes and apparantly someone big was leaving, so Hal and I went to the door to say our goodbyes to... Ben Affleck, some reason he was handing everybody quarters. I was given one and his reasoning behind it was "If you give people money, they will pay attention to you". Right. The door closes I wake up. WTF HAL GET OUT OF MY DREAMS __________________ vB code is On Smilies are On [IMG] code is Off HTML code is Off

01-05-2005, 10:35 AM	#2 (permalink)
ICER Chilled to Perfection Location: Dallas, TX	heh heh, That will teach you to have those chili cheese bean hotdogs with extra jalapenos right before bed, won't it __________________ What's the difference between congress and a penitentiary? One is filled with tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for housing prisoners. ~~David Letterman

01-05-2005, 11:03 AM	#3 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	That's odd... TFP was in my dreams the other night too... I dreamed I was at a High School reunion and one of my friends had mounted a stage version of Buffy the Vampire Slayer... It was sponsored by the TFP. There were banners and posters all over the auditorium. Turns out my friend is a member of TFP and wanted to advertise the site. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

01-05-2005, 11:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	Get out of my dreams and into my car. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

01-05-2005, 11:47 AM	#7 (permalink)
The Prophet Tilted Location: Space, the final frontier.	Did you give Afleck back his quarter? __________________ "The death-knell of the republic had rung as soon as the active power became lodged in the hands of those who sought, not to do justice to all citizens, rich and poor alike, but to stand for one special class and for its interests as opposed to the interests of others. " - Theodore Roosevelt

01-05-2005, 11:54 AM	#8 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	I was wondering when Hal was going to try out the Subliminal brainwave discombobulation reorientation device. I would say this is a successful test run. Coming soon...the ehxibition transfer wet dream machine......Stand By __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

01-05-2005, 12:00 PM	#9 (permalink)
bigoldalphamale Loser	red pepper, distilled vinegar, water, salt.