charlesesl

This is like comparing between the Hilten sisters.

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Neither....both are talentless hacks who wouldn't have careers if it weren't for MTV pushing them

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saut

I'd definitly do either, but if I were given a choice, Jessica would win in a heartbeat.

To you and everyone else saying something along these lines: We're judging looks here, nothing else. Jessica Simpson is hot as hell. This shouldn't even be up for debate.

Konichiwaneko

I agree with some peoples opinion before hand, sometimes Jessica Simpson does look like a man. I guess it's the hard cut edges she has on her face. It actually doesn't take much though to make a man look like a good woman, so sometimes Jessica looks amazingly pretty, mostly her body which of any you who say the dukes of hazard pictures can probably agree about.

I like ashlee simpson though out of the two, she just appeals to me more. I can easily admit though I'm not the person to go for if you want to find out universal prettyness, because well I think Ayawashi Rei is kinda bleh and Kyla cole to be 3x hotter then anyone else in the world.

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How about cake?
if cake is an option, I'll take cake,

otherwise, Ashlee, I suppose, rather not choose death.

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heccubusiv

Jessica is amazing, great body and all around hot. She is less intelligent but Ashlee has as much talent as i do, thats not saying much, so Jessica wins

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Crisis

Talent wise (they have talent?!!?) I would say Jessica. I say this only because she hasn't been caught lipsynching YET.

I think Ashlee is more attractive and seems to be a whole lot smatter than her sister, but that doesn't say much now does it?

They're both stuck up bitches though.

guthmund

Very Well!

Thank you for flying Church of England.

As much as I enjoy the fake boobs (and believe me, I do) I would have to go with Ashlee.

She's like a good girl trying too hard to be bad and that, to me at least, trumps the occasionally man-faced Jessica despite her superior bust size.

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caz

I am going to have to say that, I have a weakness for girls with dark hair and light eye (green or blue) but I am gonna have to go with jessica on this one

hambone

jessica, most definitely. And my wife likes her too

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superiorrain

Put them both together and throw in some jelly and let them battle it out. I'd still route for Ashlee.

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duck0987

Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, I'll take Jessica

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JQRock

Can't really take either one. I guess Ashlee is the lesser of two evils, although her recent exploits on SNL and at the Orange Bowl have made it a much closer battle.

drakers

Jessica by far, also by sing talent. Ashlee just lip-synches, that is such a turn-off. lol

younggunz

jessica wins overall just cuz she's got a better body and blonde hair. generally speaking i prefer brunettes for girlfriend material...bt if the question is which one do u look at and think holy ---- its jessica

velcr0

Based on looks alone, Jessica in a heart beat.

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he_haha

Ashley is cute, but shes definitely not HOT HOT HOT like her big sis

la petite moi

Jessica because even though she acts ditzy, she's pretty damn smart under that illusion. She has her own makeup and clothing line, I believe, and you have to know business to sell that kind of stuff. Plus, she landed herself a hot guy.

Plus, Jessica is just more soft and truly beautiful looking. Ashlee is in the shadow of her sister, in singing and in looks- especially since she wants to look like Avril Lavigne or something.

Paradise Lost

Jessica = Big boobs.
Ashley = Not so big.

Vote = Jessica.

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ally

when jessica batts her eyes she lools like Barbie... who doesn't want to do barbie?
And hey you can tape her mouth shut!

FlatLand Flyer

Jessica blows Ashlee out of the water. I love to my way with her.

AfterBurn

Jessica all the way 100%

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SitizenVZ

I'm going to have to go with ashlee. She wears baggy cloths alot that conceal her figure, but she's still looks alot better.

blixz

jessica definitely. she has far more talent than her sister. and yeah who can forget her huge boobs

LutherMac

By far, on looks, I would have to go with Jessica... she's a lot hotter than her sister. Don't get me wrong, Ashlee's not unattractive by any means, but just not really in the same ballpark as her sister.

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sushiboy

Jessica! I would love to get a hold of those melons

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Hardknock

I don't like fake tits.

Scrap them both.

xim

jessica to me is to plain, I could see her face 50 times and then forget what she looks like the 51st, she looks like how a computer would generate a beautiful women based on statistics or something

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waltert

I didnt really know what they looked like offhand, but jessica is pretty decent.

ahslee just looks like a middle school girl, kind of homely if you ask me.

Hardknock

One second thought, MAYBE Jessica if she kept her damn mouth shut.

But then again, Ashlee has that lipsync thing.....
And maybe Jessica really is that dumb......

ckerus

I have to definetly agree. Ashley is by no means unattractive. I think she is really cute, but Jessica is so much hotter. And bieng that I am a boob man, my vote goes to Jessica

nohitters

It's a tough question until you compare common sense. Jessica supposedly has an IQ of like 130 but is almost as stupid as some of the popular girls in my school. They are hot for a while but eventually they just start to piss you off

Destrox

No contest, long as its a looks only contest.. Jessica for sure.

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bonehed1

Jessica is way hotter then Ashlee....Ashlee is a dog with a crap voice

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hotzot

whose riding on whose coatails?

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