Ashlee or Jessica? - Page 2 - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

choskins · 01-02-2005, 04:53 PM

Jessica - striking beauty

Ashlee - in desperate need of a nose job

soma · 01-02-2005, 04:57 PM

Jessica - hot and she can actually sing

Ashley - no talent ass clown. I find it difficult to believe she has her own TV show. This was before the whole SNL debacle.

Ace_O_Spades · 01-02-2005, 06:24 PM

Can't I kill both of them so I don't ever need to see them, or hear them talk, or hear their shitty music, or have to deal with seeing them on TV?

But in any case:

Jessica is hotter

whocarz · 01-02-2005, 06:25 PM

I prefer women that are 100% natural, and Jessica definately does not meet that criteria.

*Nikki* · 01-02-2005, 08:33 PM

BOTH=HIGH MAITANANCE FROM HELL

wnker85 · 01-02-2005, 09:12 PM

ashlee
just cause shes my age

scott_p_1 · 01-02-2005, 09:13 PM

Just on looks alone, I'll go with the poser faux-punk (she's not even faux-punk) Ashlee. Black hair always get's a thumbs up from me. She also seems a little more real than her sister (that's not saying much though, and I don't want it to say much either)

Carno · 01-02-2005, 10:40 PM

I guess I'll choose Jessica also, because she has bigger jugs...

On a related note, I had a sex dream about Ashlee Simpson... and I don't even find her attractive

Even in my dreams I still can't get it right ...

Scorps · 01-03-2005, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by choskins

Ashlee - in desperate need of a nose job

Thats the biggest thing that makes me change the channel every time she comes on.

lurkette · 01-03-2005, 10:27 AM

At risk of marking myself as hopelessly out of touch...

...who are these people?

I know that one of them got caught lip synching on SNL, and the other one was on that Newlyweds show on MTV, but other than that, what are they famous for?

Looking at their pictures, I refuse to vote. Blech. Fake Fake Fake. And you want them to be MORE fake by giving one of them a nose job?

*walks away muttering*

Shpoop · 01-03-2005, 10:34 AM

i can understand teh people who think neither are attractive, but i simply cannot understand the people who find ashley more attractive than jessica.

Ashlee is busted, Jessica is hot

Skerious · 01-03-2005, 10:45 AM

ill take both, but if i had to pick one probably ashlee, jessica is just TOO dumb

Scorps · 01-03-2005, 10:47 AM

Can I pick Lindsay Lohan?

Rdr4evr · 01-03-2005, 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pain Train

Can I pick Lindsay Lohan?

Have you seen that beast without makeup? I almost threw up my lunch when her hideous face cursed my TV screen.

Stick · 01-03-2005, 01:52 PM

Jessica for looks.
...but it doesn't matter how "hot" they are, they will ruin everything by speaking.

Scorps · 01-05-2005, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rdr4evr

Have you seen that beast without makeup? I almost threw up my lunch when her hideous face cursed my TV screen.

Please don't show me pic

smooth · 01-05-2005, 04:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lurkette

At risk of marking myself as hopelessly out of touch...

...who are these people?

I know that one of them got caught lip synching on SNL, and the other one was on that Newlyweds show on MTV, but other than that, what are they famous for?

Looking at their pictures, I refuse to vote. Blech. Fake Fake Fake. And you want them to be MORE fake by giving one of them a nose job?

*walks away muttering*

thank you lurkette, saved me time typing

blitz.fenix · 01-05-2005, 05:17 PM

ashlee simpson definantly, but I would put a ball gag so her voice wouldnt kill the mood.

Seaver · 01-05-2005, 05:59 PM

Jessica.

She's hot, though I admit I'd make her fat (everytime she opens her mouth I'd stuff it with food to stop her from saying something stupid. About being "fake" look at her pics when she was trying to be a christian singer, she had gazongas back then. Though she did get a nose job I'm pretty sure.

Ashlee is a no talent, whiny, little fake with as much "edge" as down pillow. And ugly to boot.

shadowalker · 01-05-2005, 07:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by boom29

I don't think there's even a question on this one. Jessica by far.

100% on par with ya bud

ehh19 · 01-05-2005, 07:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jrclark

Ashlee: Brunette + blue eyes = hotness

Quote:

Originally Posted by El Kaz

Ashlee.
Cute little rebel look.. even if it's fake

these two said my peace. ashlee for me, thank you. not to mention my last girlfriend looked like ashlee and ...

*slowly zones out*

im back. anyway, like i said, ashlee for me.

TopRamen66 · 01-06-2005, 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Original King

Fuck the fake tits.

I want fake punk rock.

Ashlee all the way.

Exactly

Dwayne · 01-06-2005, 03:18 PM

Jessica because of her bigger nockers.

lite campfire · 01-06-2005, 06:52 PM

Ashlee, on the grounds that she looks less like trailer trash. Jessica is hot trailer trash, though. And her name is spelled right.

mushroommike · 01-06-2005, 06:59 PM

They're on fairly level ground neck and up, but Jessica takes the prize by far in every other aspect

Blackthorn · 01-06-2005, 09:26 PM

Emily Proctor anyone?

vermin · 01-07-2005, 07:09 PM

I'd rather see pictures of Ashlee than Jessica, but I wouldn't want to meet or talk to either one. And Ashlee should be clubbed like a baby seal for blaming the lip-synching thing on her band.

hunnychile · 01-07-2005, 07:13 PM

They are both boring and fake but Jessica does have A LOT more talent. The dumb blond act has to end tho........

Grasshopper Green · 01-07-2005, 07:24 PM

I don't like either one, but I voted for Ashlee because I prefer brunettes.

pinoychink790 · 01-07-2005, 07:28 PM

i choose secret third option - Neither

hunnychile · 01-07-2005, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinoychink790

i choose secret third option - Neither

You are the smarter of the two of us with that choice!

sbscout · 01-09-2005, 01:51 PM

Jessica... just for kicks!

troit · 01-09-2005, 03:26 PM

Now here is a problem all sisters should have -- having a discussion group poll who is hotter... :0

the420star · 01-09-2005, 08:36 PM

jessica... but those are some good pics of ashlee

1slOwCD8 · 01-09-2005, 08:44 PM

Jessica for sure, no competetion.

fro2020 · 01-09-2005, 10:29 PM

jessica...'cause even her dad likes her tits!

punx1325 · 01-10-2005, 06:01 PM

Jessica looks better because I think she is older and mature...in a good way. Where as Ashlee reminds me of my sister. Jessica wins in my book.

Captain Canada · 01-10-2005, 10:39 PM

Jessica wins

darkxerox · 01-11-2005, 02:30 AM

Probably Jessica cause the name Ashlee is just about as asinine as you can get.

Francis · 01-11-2005, 06:08 AM

jessica and ashley sammich, with me as stuffin

View Poll Results: Ashlee or Jessica
Jessica	190	75.10%
Ashlee	63	24.90%
Voters: 253. You may not vote on this poll

01-02-2005, 04:53 PM	#41 (permalink)
choskins Psycho Location: Greenville, SC	Jessica - striking beauty Ashlee - in desperate need of a nose job __________________ "Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar." - Sigmund Freud

01-02-2005, 06:24 PM	#43 (permalink)
Ace_O_Spades The Death Card Location: EH!?!?	Can't I kill both of them so I don't ever need to see them, or hear them talk, or hear their shitty music, or have to deal with seeing them on TV? But in any case: Jessica is hotter __________________ Feh.

01-02-2005, 06:25 PM	#44 (permalink)
whocarz Jarhead Location: Colorado	I prefer women that are 100% natural, and Jessica definately does not meet that criteria. __________________ If there exists anything mightier than destiny, then it is the courage to face destiny unflinchingly. -Geibel Despise not death, but welcome it, for nature wills it like all else. -Marcus Aurelius Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to live forever? -GySgt. Daniel J. "Dan" Daly

01-02-2005, 09:13 PM	#47 (permalink)
scott_p_1 Crazy	Just on looks alone, I'll go with the poser faux-punk (she's not even faux-punk) Ashlee. Black hair always get's a thumbs up from me. She also seems a little more real than her sister (that's not saying much though, and I don't want it to say much either) __________________ <Insert witty and profound statements here>

01-02-2005, 04:57 PM	#42 (permalink)
soma Addict Location: USA	Jessica - hot and she can actually sing Ashley - no talent ass clown. I find it difficult to believe she has her own TV show. This was before the whole SNL debacle.

01-02-2005, 08:33 PM	#45 (permalink)
Nikki ~~~~~~~ Location: Charleston, SC	BOTH=HIGH MAITANANCE FROM HELL

01-02-2005, 09:12 PM	#46 (permalink)
wnker85 Registered User	ashlee just cause shes my age

01-02-2005, 10:40 PM	#48 (permalink)
Carno Junkie	I guess I'll choose Jessica also, because she has bigger jugs... On a related note, I had a sex dream about Ashlee Simpson... and I don't even find her attractive Even in my dreams I still can't get it right ...

01-03-2005, 10:27 AM	#50 (permalink)
lurkette My future is coming on Moderator Emeritus Location: east of the sun and west of the moon	At risk of marking myself as hopelessly out of touch... ...who are these people? I know that one of them got caught lip synching on SNL, and the other one was on that Newlyweds show on MTV, but other than that, what are they famous for? Looking at their pictures, I refuse to vote. Blech. Fake Fake Fake. And you want them to be MORE fake by giving one of them a nose job? walks away muttering __________________ "If ten million people believe a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." - Anatole France

01-03-2005, 10:34 AM	#51 (permalink)
Shpoop Curious Location: NJ (but just for college)	i can understand teh people who think neither are attractive, but i simply cannot understand the people who find ashley more attractive than jessica. Ashlee is busted, Jessica is hot

01-03-2005, 10:45 AM	#52 (permalink)
Skerious Upright	ill take both, but if i had to pick one probably ashlee, jessica is just TOO dumb

01-03-2005, 10:47 AM	#53 (permalink)
Scorps Lost!! Location: Kingston, Ontario	Can I pick Lindsay Lohan? __________________ A.K.A. PainTrain

01-03-2005, 01:52 PM	#55 (permalink)
Stick Psycho Location: Sydney, Australia	Jessica for looks. ...but it doesn't matter how "hot" they are, they will ruin everything by speaking. __________________ ominous adj. Menacing; threatening. Of or being an omen, especially an evil one.

01-05-2005, 05:17 PM	#58 (permalink)
blitz.fenix Insane Location: Toronto	ashlee simpson definantly, but I would put a ball gag so her voice wouldnt kill the mood.

01-05-2005, 05:59 PM	#59 (permalink)
Seaver Junkie Location: Fort Worth, TX	Jessica. She's hot, though I admit I'd make her fat (everytime she opens her mouth I'd stuff it with food to stop her from saying something stupid. About being "fake" look at her pics when she was trying to be a christian singer, she had gazongas back then. Though she did get a nose job I'm pretty sure. Ashlee is a no talent, whiny, little fake with as much "edge" as down pillow. And ugly to boot.

01-06-2005, 03:18 PM	#63 (permalink)
Dwayne Crazy Location: New England	Jessica because of her bigger nockers.

01-06-2005, 06:52 PM	#64 (permalink)
lite campfire Crazy	Ashlee, on the grounds that she looks less like trailer trash. Jessica is hot trailer trash, though. And her name is spelled right.

01-06-2005, 06:59 PM	#65 (permalink)
mushroommike Upright Location: NYC	They're on fairly level ground neck and up, but Jessica takes the prize by far in every other aspect

01-06-2005, 09:26 PM	#66 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Emily Proctor anyone? __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

01-07-2005, 07:09 PM	#67 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	I'd rather see pictures of Ashlee than Jessica, but I wouldn't want to meet or talk to either one. And Ashlee should be clubbed like a baby seal for blaming the lip-synching thing on her band. __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

01-07-2005, 07:13 PM	#68 (permalink)
hunnychile Alien Anthropologist Location: Between Boredom and Nirvana	They are both boring and fake but Jessica does have A LOT more talent. The dumb blond act has to end tho........ __________________ "I need compassion, understanding and chocolate." - NJB

01-07-2005, 07:24 PM	#69 (permalink)
Grasshopper Green ...is a comical chap Location: Where morons reign supreme	I don't like either one, but I voted for Ashlee because I prefer brunettes.

01-07-2005, 07:28 PM	#70 (permalink)
pinoychink790 Loser Location: McDonald's Playland	i choose secret third option - Neither

01-09-2005, 01:51 PM	#72 (permalink)
sbscout Disorganized Location: back home again...	Jessica... just for kicks! __________________ Always question authority... it'll keep the bastards on their toes!

01-09-2005, 03:26 PM	#73 (permalink)
troit Transfer Agent Location: NYC	Now here is a problem all sisters should have -- having a discussion group poll who is hotter... :0 __________________ I've yet to dephile myself...

01-09-2005, 08:36 PM	#74 (permalink)
the420star Psycho Location: Cow Country, CT	jessica... but those are some good pics of ashlee __________________ No, they arnt breasts, they are personalities, because its ok to like a girl for her personalities.

01-09-2005, 08:44 PM	#75 (permalink)
1slOwCD8 Psycho Location: chicago, illinois	Jessica for sure, no competetion.

01-09-2005, 10:29 PM	#76 (permalink)
fro2020 Still crazy after all these years Location: Norther Cal	jessica...'cause even her dad likes her tits! __________________ I'm not prejudiced...I hate everyone equally.

01-10-2005, 06:01 PM	#77 (permalink)
punx1325 Junkie Location: San Diego	Jessica looks better because I think she is older and mature...in a good way. Where as Ashlee reminds me of my sister. Jessica wins in my book. __________________ If something seems too good to be true, then it probably is....

01-10-2005, 10:39 PM	#78 (permalink)
Captain Canada Addict Location: University of North Carolina at Greensboro	Jessica wins __________________ Conclusion: Flamethrowers and Furries go togerther like Pol Pot and the Cambodian populace.

01-11-2005, 02:30 AM	#79 (permalink)
darkxerox Upright	Probably Jessica cause the name Ashlee is just about as asinine as you can get.

01-11-2005, 06:08 AM	#80 (permalink)
Francis Tilted	jessica and ashley sammich, with me as stuffin