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Old 12-16-2004, 11:32 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Japanese 'lap pillow' offers solace to lonely men

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6717610/?GT1=5936

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TOKYO - Single or lonely Japanese men may get lucky this Christmas.

One popular item for holiday shoppers is the “lap pillow,” with skin-coloured polyurethene calves folded under soft thighs -- a comfy cushion for napping, reading or watching television.

The 9,429 yen ($90) pillow, which comes with one red and one black skirt, went on sale in late November and maker Trane Co Ltd says shipments have reached 3,000 in just a few weeks.

“We created this item to help tired people relax,” said Makoto Igarashi, Trane’s managing director.

Care was taken with details such as the softness of the thighs, panty lines on the pillow’s “backside” and wrinkles in the lap of the skirt so as to make the pillow look and feel as real as possible.

“We thought our main customers would be men in their 20s, but even men in their 60s are buying it,” Igarashi said.

At stores, lap pillows gather crowds where people poke and pry at the foam legs.

“I think this may be good for single men, but it could cause trouble for someone who is married,” said Shingo Shibata, a 27-year-old company employee browsing at a toy store which sells the pillow.


This is just kinda sad. I wonder if they have a hole in the bottom?
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:34 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Hahahah...those crazy Japanese. What kind of wackiness will they come up with next?
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:40 AM   #3 (permalink)
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This the same company that makes the boyfriend pillow?
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:55 AM   #4 (permalink)
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The...what?
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:57 AM   #5 (permalink)
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The BoyFriend Pillow


TOKYO - A new product on the Japanese market has been designed for the single girl in need of some manly comfort while she sleeps.

The “Boyfriend Arm’s Pillow” is shaped like a giant arm which will hold you all night without the need for the real thing.

The almost life-size boyfriend pillow is the product of the Japanese bed linen maker, Kameo Corp., located in the Japanese city of Fukuoka. The company already sold more than 1,000 pillows since its launch last year. It costs $80 dollars (8,500 yen) and is currently only sold in Japan on the Internet.

Kameo is now planning to upgrade the pillow by producing different models, including a muscular one. And the company is also working on the prototype for a fake female lap shaped pillow targeting male users.

The company says the shape of the pillow does not just provide the illusion of having someone sleeping next to you. Tomoki Kakehashi of Kameo says the unique structure keeps the human body balanced by supporting the sleeper from both sides.

“My grandmother used to say that there is nothing more comfortable pillow than human,” says Kakehashi. “I always thought someone’s lap is the best pillow for me. So, I thought that maybe women want to sleep on the arm shaped pillow. As a fact, my kids always like to sleep on my arm. Human pillow seems to be warm and healing. This is why I made this arm shaped pillow.”
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:58 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 12-16-2004, 11:58 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Now... why do women get a fake looking stuffed shirt, and then men get a realisticer looking lower body, complete with panty lines and wrinkles?

Hmmm.. discriminiation? I think so....!
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Old 12-16-2004, 12:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Maybe...but who do suppose is going to shell out more dollars...oh, sorry...yen? A man, who gets to go nighty night on a nice set of legs, in a short skirt? Or a woman that gets to slumber on an arm?
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Old 12-16-2004, 02:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Hahahah...those crazy Japanese. What kind of wackiness will they come up with next?
My sentiments exactly... I would like to visit Japan sometime, it seems like they have a VERY different culture.
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Old 12-16-2004, 02:41 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Maybe you don't realize it's fake when you're sleeping.
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:48 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Now they won't fall asleep on the REAL people next to them on the train!
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Old 12-16-2004, 04:54 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Aw... As a lonely folk, I think this is a sweet idea.

See, in american culture, we have vast outlets for our bloodlust. Violence in sports/movies/etc are supposed to help prevent us from being violent. We don't have many outlets for sexual lust. In Japan, they have a very good amount. It's stuff like this I think we should have more of in the US. Maybe then people wouldn't be so uptight and such. /end cultural musing.
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Old 12-16-2004, 08:27 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I think they are both great ideas.
Grownup teddybears.
Expect copykat items to follow.

or enhanced versions that snore.
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Old 12-16-2004, 08:37 PM   #14 (permalink)
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or enhanced versions that snore.
So it's be appropriate for the boyfriend pillow to snore or at least make rumbling noises.. but I'd be completely disgusted if the girlfriend pillow -- ummm - -what's it gonna do - -fart?

/me is going to stand int he corner for being gross...
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Old 12-16-2004, 09:29 PM   #15 (permalink)
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So it's be appropriate for the boyfriend pillow to snore or at least make rumbling noises.. but I'd be completely disgusted if the girlfriend pillow -- ummm - -what's it gonna do - -fart?
Nah, it'd keep stealing the covers
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:17 PM   #16 (permalink)
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They need a pair of boobs pillow now.
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Old 12-16-2004, 10:34 PM   #17 (permalink)
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from the title of the thread I started getting this picture of a pillow for a dude to put in his lap, which would put an end to his lonely nights.

Sounds more like a sex toy than a comfort device
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Old 12-17-2004, 12:22 AM   #18 (permalink)
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OOH OOH! I've seen these before! But I think when I saw them before they were called something else...

i think it was...



STUPID.
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Old 12-17-2004, 12:49 AM   #19 (permalink)
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I think this is a great idea :-) I love resting in my girlfriend's lap, but she's not always around. I wonder if it's shipping to the US?
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Old 12-17-2004, 03:52 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Old 12-17-2004, 11:29 AM   #21 (permalink)
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i know what i want for christmas!
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Old 12-17-2004, 02:09 PM   #22 (permalink)
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i wonder how popular love dolls and sex toys like that are popular over there
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Old 12-18-2004, 12:32 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Old 12-18-2004, 06:45 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Man, I wish I had thought of this stuff!!
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