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almostaugust 12-15-2004 04:23 PM

I wet the bed
 
No really. Last night i had a dream i was really trying to find a toilet. Then i found one and used it. I woke up mid-stream. It was horrible. This hasnt happened to me in a long time.

World's King 12-15-2004 04:28 PM

I'm really trying to not laugh. But damn. That's great.


I haven't pissed myself while sober in years. Damn. I'm so sorry.

silent_jay 12-15-2004 04:30 PM

I too am having a hard time not laughing.

I haven't pissed myself sober or drunk for years and years.

Tough break.

la petite moi 12-15-2004 04:34 PM

Two years ago when I was in France, I wet the bed- I think it was the combination of not being in familiar surroundings, and there was a thunderstorm.

JumpinJesus 12-15-2004 04:35 PM

You were sleeping alone, I hope. Tell us you were sleeping alone.

eribrav 12-15-2004 04:38 PM

You're lucky it wasn't a code brown..........

MacGuyver 12-15-2004 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JumpinJesus
You were sleeping alone, I hope. Tell us you were sleeping alone.

Oh man... if you weren't sleeping alone... that makes this ten times funnier!

blitz.fenix 12-15-2004 04:53 PM

I've had some close calls. I dunno but in my dreams whenever I need to use the bathroom I automatically wake up need to go.

Glory's Sun 12-15-2004 04:56 PM

first of all..you got a friggin huge pair to admit this.. and second of all.. that's really funny..


:thumbsup:

almostaugust 12-15-2004 04:56 PM

(sigh) No, i wasnt sleeping alone. Lucky it didnt wake her up. I put a towel down over my little accident area. Then as soon as it got light i told her i was washing all the sheets today.
Lucky it wasnt a code brown.

Glory's Sun 12-15-2004 05:01 PM

I don't know what to say.. I've read that a hundred times.. I'm sure it's kinda embarassing.. did she find out? you coulda just told her you were dreaming about her.. and umm.. oh man

Daoust 12-15-2004 05:05 PM

I had bowel problems all my life growing up. I still do find my digestive track to be a little unpredictable at times. But I did wet the bed a lot when I was young. Also I peed my pants at school all the time. It was almost a regular occurance. I think the last time I did was Gr.7. Waaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too old for that to be happening. I feel for you man. It's a real pisser. Make sure you empty the bucket before you go to bed.

pinkie 12-15-2004 05:05 PM

I wouldn't feel bad about it at all. It was an accident, and it happens to everyone. :)

K-Wise 12-15-2004 05:14 PM

I'm pretty sure he doesn't mind that we're laughing at this. It's funny. I'm sure a part of him laughs about it too or he might notta posted it. Happens to the best of us man!

Asta!!

avhg1 12-15-2004 05:23 PM

Same thing happened to me once when I was about 12 or 13, only one step worse. I was spending the night at a friends house. Pissed on his floor! I wanted to crawl in a hole and die. I could even look at his parents. I was never invited to sleep over there again. :o

At first I wanted to hide it and quickly realized that it was impossible considering that I didn't have a change of clothes, there was a huge wet spot on the floor and my sleeping bag was dripping wet. By the size of the wet spot, you would have thought I had been saving it for weeks!

basmoq 12-15-2004 05:38 PM

I've had the same thing happen when I was younger, but not since then unless I'm drunk

almostaugust 12-15-2004 05:40 PM

I truly forgot how warm urine really is.

LoganSnake 12-15-2004 06:13 PM

Wow, sorry, but I'm chuckling. It was an accident, don't worry about it.I don't remember when I last wet my bed.

Hard8s 12-15-2004 06:25 PM

Dude I'd be pissed...oh wait a minute you were, weren't you.
Oh forgert about, just don't let it happen again...well, unless you liked it. Then carry on as usual.

Carno 12-15-2004 09:12 PM

Sometimes after a long night of drinking, the first of us up in the morning would heat water and then pour it on the hands of sleeping people.. Made them piss themselves every time.

skinnymofo 12-15-2004 09:35 PM

a couple years ago i pissed myself, was actually pretty funny because i was about half awake one morning just laying there thinking man i got to piss but if i get up theres no way ill get back to sleep again.
for some reason i just set fuck it and did both let it go and then tried going back to sleep in the same 2 seconds.
needless to say, i was awake and going oh shit did i just do that to myself?
kind of embarassaing but funny neverthe less

in 7th grade i had a stomache ache in school, went to the nurses office, she left for a minute so i farted... a wet fart, i went home that day but no one knew what i had done.


a couple years after that i had gotten the worst flu of my life, while trying to stumble into the shower i farted, once again a wet fart all over the mats in the bathroom. but it was the only time when i havent been drunk that i couldnt decide whether i had to puke or go shit first. WORST 3 days of my life

and contrary to what ive written up here, i dont have bladder problems

k925 12-15-2004 10:22 PM

Almostaugust, it's funny- I had neary the same kind of dream two nights ago. In it, I was walking around and found a urinal and started to use it.

When I was younger, I'd been told: "if you ever find yourself pissing in your dream, you should wake up and change the sheets, because you probably just wet the bed." But that didn't happen to me. I woke up and had to go like hell, but I haden't let it loose in my dream- I was still dry. Odd, isn't it?

Quote:

Originally Posted by skinnymofo
a wet fart

FYI

A wet fart is also known as a shart.
(e.g. Man, kidney bean soup always makes shart in my pants)

Painted 12-15-2004 11:47 PM

I dreamed about pissing when I was in fact, pissing. It only happened once, okay? Plus it was only a little bit, before I woke up and stopped myself.

rahvin 12-16-2004 07:52 AM

It hasn't happened to me in years but the same thing has happened in my past, don't know what it is, probably that I used to get fairly drawn in by my dreams, until I learned how to luccid dream, but the dream was convincing enough that the bladder muscles will let go. I usually wake up immediately so no pissing the bed, just what I'm wearing as I don't sleep naked.

thenewguy 12-16-2004 08:06 AM

Wow. That takes a lotta nerve to post, but I bet it helps to clear the air. Right on for being that brave.

The thing I remember most clearly about the experience of pissing my bed was the completely relaxed, relieving feeling of finally letting it go and then the instant shocked 'oh fuck!' when I realized it was still in bed.

Cynthetiq 12-16-2004 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pinkie
I wouldn't feel bad about it at all. It was an accident, and it happens to everyone. :)

ummm yes it was an accident. Good on you for being brave enough to post it.

happens to everyone? no. I haven't had it happen to me, and I think that I'm included in the word everyone.

Lockjaw 12-16-2004 08:21 AM

I bet this happens more often than people will admit to. I've awaken several times while dreaming about peeing and I'm just about to let fly.

Hmmmm...might be time to get some adult diapers.

Oooohhh idea!

flamingdog 12-16-2004 08:26 AM

Good way to warm the bed.

Lebell 12-16-2004 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lockjaw
I bet this happens more often than people will admit to. I've awaken several times while dreaming about peeing and I'm just about to let fly.

Hmmmm...might be time to get some adult diapers.

Oooohhh idea!


Bingo.

I've had the "peeing" dream and once in a very blue moon it actually happens. Fortunately, I usually feel it hit the underwear and that's all that requires changing.

Several years ago it happened more frequently, but my brain has gotten better at not being fooled by a dream.

Avoiding drinking water just before bed and taking a piss first will usually fix this problem.

Conversely, if you are dead tired and take a drink before bed your body/brain will fight waking up when you need to go and hence the "peeing" dream.

water_boy1999 12-16-2004 03:54 PM

Good thing you didn't dream about pinching a loaf.

AquaFox 12-16-2004 04:44 PM

just be glad you didn't do it in public ;)


i know a kid who pissed his pants when he a senior in highschool in class... i don't even want to know how embarassed he was... some giggly younger girl came up to him and asked him if he wet his pants shortly after... and he was like... "lets just say my dam broke!" then the people who allready knew told him he was crazy for not keeeping it a secret, cause the whole school ended up knowing....


then in middle school, this kid crapped his pants the first week of school, he was too embarassed to ask to go poop... when he stood up, mr poopie rolled down his leg and onto the floor of the classroom....

blitz.fenix 12-16-2004 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AquaFox
just be glad you didn't do it in public ;)


i know a kid who pissed his pants when he a senior in highschool in class... i don't even want to know how embarassed he was... some giggly younger girl came up to him and asked him if he wet his pants shortly after... and he was like... "lets just say my dam broke!" then the people who allready knew told him he was crazy for not keeeping it a secret, cause the whole school ended up knowing....


then in middle school, this kid crapped his pants the first week of school, he was too embarassed to ask to go poop... when he stood up, mr poopie rolled down his leg and onto the floor of the classroom....

:o

Expanding on your post there was a boy in grade 8 that had to take a defecate really badly and ended up taking a dump on the bus...Needless to say he was the brunt of jokes for a REALLY long time. I would try to keep it a secret as best as possible if something like that happened to me..

bparker805 12-16-2004 05:03 PM

I probably shouldnt tell this story but what the hell! One night I got pretty smashed and passed out on the couch. I woke up to my roommate laughing his ass off at me, and my penis in my hand, and my golden arch of urine landing on my chest. Not proud but can look back and laugh now... just not with that particular roommate. He was the kind of jackass that would bring that shit up in front of people to make himself look cool!

roderickpsu 12-16-2004 06:16 PM

The only two times I've pissed myself in my adult life are from the same exact shit. You walk up the urinal and release...AHHHH...then wake up. It sucks.

HockeyGuy 12-16-2004 06:43 PM

Well done for posting.. takes some guts!
I've had it happen to me a couple times... a couple wks ago i JUST stopped myself... peeing standing over a toilet in the dream....

Homey_V 12-16-2004 09:37 PM

BWAHAHAHAHA...
Ok, sorry, Just had to let that out, which Im sure you're well acquanted with.

Same thing happened to me when I was 10. I had the most vivid dream about going downstairs to the bathroom and trying to pee, but not being able to for some reason... I tried and tried and tried and then felt something starting to get wet on my leg. I woke up just in time to catch it and ran down to the toilet faster than I've ever ran before.

Nice cover in the morning though. Smoooooth.


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