I figured out why parents don't talk to their kids. - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

billege · 12-03-2004, 11:14 AM

I think the reason people don't talk to their kids honestly about smoking and sex is that they may catch their kids w/a smoke, after sex.

Then, that's an obvious sign that your kids don't give a fuck what you think.
the conversation would be something like this:

"mom, I listned to your opinion, dad, yours too"
"I decided you're full of shit" (while smoking)
"and I'm fucking my girlfriend in the ass, because I don't believe your full of anything but shit w/all this absiance talk. Do you have any idea how tight her asshole IS? The bible was wrong on that one guys..."
"and a smoke after anal sex is a GREAT experiance"

Parents can't handle that shit.

I think that's why parents don't talk about it too much.

ObieX · 12-03-2004, 11:17 AM

Its also true because their kids could walk in on them doing the exact same thing. "do as i say and not as i do" says your mother, with your father's peener in her poop-chute and a cig hanging from her lips.

billege · 12-03-2004, 11:26 AM

THERE's a mental picture I never needed to have! LOL.

Bill O'Rights · 12-03-2004, 11:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ObieX

Its also true because their kids could walk in on them doing the exact same thing. "do as i say and not as i do" says your mother, with your father's peener in her poop-chute and a cig hanging from her lips.

Do you have any idea how long it's going to take to get that mental image out of my head?

Shit, this one may require therapy.

rfra3645 · 12-03-2004, 05:17 PM

wow..... this is unbelivable....

but yeah.. i agrre thats the reason

World's King · 12-03-2004, 05:55 PM

I miss the All billege section.

Suave · 12-03-2004, 06:13 PM

The way my parents went about it was "this stuff can be bad for you, so it's best not to do it, but of course it's your decision", and then if they caught me doing drugs or whatever, they might have tried guilting me a bit, but it worked pretty well. I got the sex talk too, but I was too young to remember. Hell, you don't really need one when you start getting sex ed in grade 4 anyways.

12-03-2004, 11:14 AM	#1 (permalink)
billege Watcher Location: Ohio	I figured out why parents don't talk to their kids. I think the reason people don't talk to their kids honestly about smoking and sex is that they may catch their kids w/a smoke, after sex. Then, that's an obvious sign that your kids don't give a fuck what you think. the conversation would be something like this: "mom, I listned to your opinion, dad, yours too" "I decided you're full of shit" (while smoking) "and I'm fucking my girlfriend in the ass, because I don't believe your full of anything but shit w/all this absiance talk. Do you have any idea how tight her asshole IS? The bible was wrong on that one guys..." "and a smoke after anal sex is a GREAT experiance" Parents can't handle that shit. I think that's why parents don't talk about it too much. __________________ I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence: "My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend."

12-03-2004, 11:17 AM	#2 (permalink)
ObieX Pickles Location: Shirt and Pants (NJ)	Its also true because their kids could walk in on them doing the exact same thing. "do as i say and not as i do" says your mother, with your father's peener in her poop-chute and a cig hanging from her lips. __________________ We Must Dissent.

12-03-2004, 11:26 AM	#3 (permalink)
billege Watcher Location: Ohio	THERE's a mental picture I never needed to have! LOL. __________________ I can sum up the clash of religion in one sentence: "My Invisible Friend is better than your Invisible Friend."

12-03-2004, 05:17 PM	#5 (permalink)
rfra3645 Crazy Location: geff il	wow..... this is unbelivable.... but yeah.. i agrre thats the reason __________________ this post is a natural product made from recycled electrons. the slight variations in spelling, grammar and punctuation enhance its individual character and individuality and are in no way to be considered flaws or defects. if you cant read my post i dont want to hear about it move on. thanks

12-03-2004, 05:55 PM	#6 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	I miss the All billege section. __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

12-03-2004, 06:13 PM	#7 (permalink)
Suave Twitterpated Location: My own little world (also Canada)	The way my parents went about it was "this stuff can be bad for you, so it's best not to do it, but of course it's your decision", and then if they caught me doing drugs or whatever, they might have tried guilting me a bit, but it worked pretty well. I got the sex talk too, but I was too young to remember. Hell, you don't really need one when you start getting sex ed in grade 4 anyways.