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Anna Nicole Smith was escorted off stage at the VH1 Big in '04 awards when producers were afraid she was going to show her breasts.

Associated Press photo by Mark J. Terrill

OH my GAWD! She's got BREASTS!!! SOMEONE STOP HER!!! She does add a certain color to the fabric in which we live.



Anna Linky

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thinktank

that woman is an embodiment of everything that keeps me awake at night. utterly terrifying.

flamingdog

Sad really, that life is so boring without the outrageous actions of misguided and frankly dim-witted celebrities to keep us entertained.

Cynthetiq

just lame...

I can't believe she's on her 1 hour 45 minutes of her 15 minutes...

just disappear into the night already...

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jwoody

I have dreams about divorcing her.

anleja

Guys, she is an American icon! Remember when she, uh... hmmm. Remember that one time when adopted that Cambodian? Oh wait, that was someone else. But that old guy she married? Some people (dopes like the guy's son) would say she was using him for $$$. Others may call her simply clever. Oh, and one time on her show she tried to rollerblade.

Carry on.

joeb1

I'm sorry, but she just really creeps me out. Can't stand her. Is she gone yet?

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vox_rox

What, oh what, prey tell, is it that made her a celebrity in the first place? Was she in Playboy or someting and, if so, why? She is not particularly good looking, certaintly not sexy, she carries herself like a truck driver and has a mouth like one too. My gawd, why does anyone give a crap about this woman?

I know this sounds totally negative, and I really don't usually spout like this, but she, and perhaps Paris hilton, are two of the most vapid personalities on this planet and they are rolling in money, and it sooooooo confuses me.

Peace,

Pierre

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Carno

I can't stand her. She is SO annoying..

Cadwiz

You people better shut-up. You are talking about the very rich woman I love. (yeah right)

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samiam

As long as people can remain famous for being famous we will have the Anna Nicole's of the world. popping up and in some cases popping out all over the place. If we just ignored her she would probably go away to do whatever she did before she became famous.

tropple

Speaking of truck driverish and vapid...

At one time I was quite taken with Larissa McCommas... Until I had the misfortune to find an adult video of her. What a cowbrain. Some terrific bod, but no brains, no talent, and a mouth that could stop a mack truck.

Some things are betetr left to the realm of fantasy. Actually hearing a playboy model is probably one of them.

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Lockjaw

Find her old Guess jean ads. She was insanely hot but like many hot women she went nuts and after you go nuts there ain't a thing you can do to make you hot again.

Redlemon

Yes, she was in Playboy in 1993. And she was outstanding, if you can handle curves. I'm sure Google will find those photos for you pretty quickly.

No one had heard her speak at the time.

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Cynthetiq

weird...

the show was live to tape...

wonder why they didn't just worry about editing it out...

I guess because it got more press this way.

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ratbastid

Yes, back before she opened her mouth, she was bigtime hot stuff. She was the next Marilyn. Pretty sad what's happened since then.

pinkie

She's so gross.

Kalnaur

She makes me laugh. I hope she does more stuff like this. Hell, I hope she succeeds in flashing the country at large, just to piss off the FCC.

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Fremen

I hope somebody in her life cares enough to get her the help she needs, and keeps her away from cameras.

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clavus

Before she opened her mouth to speak, or before she opened her mouth to shove in three-dozen jelly doughnuts?

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TexanAvenger

New question: Before she was able to shove in three-dozen jelly doughnuts, or before she got such a big mouth that she shove in three-dozen jelly doughnuts simultaneously?

Seriously though, there comes a point in which a person's life drops so far that it just becomes painful to watch. I tend to stop at that point. She's like Courtney Love, in that respect, to me. When she gets within sight, I avert my gaze because it hurts to know that people will applaud them for living the way they do.

World's King

It's like trying to train a whale.

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themisfit

She's a moron.

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santafe5000

Maybe all that plastic surgery she has had is beginning to leak into her brain. She started out as a nice normal young lady and turned into a discarded plastic doll. Her money is all that keeps her around now.

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blktour

Im pretty sure she is beautiful in front of the camera but once off it.. im sure she looks horid! u know.. minus that make up!

sadatx

she makes my penis sad

ComfortablyNumb

She is a great advert for drug abuse

Rodney

She's an American trailer-trash idol: the Anna Nicol story says, "You, too, can be an uneducated Texas convenience store cashier, grow some curves after your boyfriend knocks you up, luck into a modeling contract, and parlay that into a bizarre half-life in the media long after your assets balloon and sag."

For some people, it's the American Dream. Along with being on Jerry Springer.

LIMilf

It's so hard to imagine her as a playmate of the year!

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pig

Wasn't she a stripper at one point?

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alarment13

I just wonder is she is drunk, high, or partially retarded

Stompy

Instead of poking fun at Anna Nicole, perhaps we should be questioning why the hell people are so goddamn afraid of boobs.

Jesus, people need to get over it already.

Oh my god! GET HER OFF STAGE, SHE MIGHT SHOW HER TITS. *gasp*

I hate society.

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Bodhi

I think there are more problems with kids watching violence than sex. I'd rather my kid get pregnant than shot any day. More boobies and less blood I say!