It's a TFP Christmas! - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

SantasLilHelper · 12-01-2004, 06:27 PM

Twas three weeks before Christmas
And all through the forums
The TFP Members were posting
With thoughtful decorum

Under the mods watchful eyes
They played and the dabbled
When a Loser would stray
They quickly were scrabbled

Good manners and respect,
Play nicely you see,
These things we expect
Or a TFP-er you’ll not be

Online evolution we explore
Our minds meant to grow
Intolerance we deplore
PM’s set our hearts glow

This time of year
TFP-ers far and near
Connect through this medium
With warmth and good cheer

A special thank you to Halx
For his creative side (Not to mention the real North Pole…even Santa is impressed!)
It has brought to fruition
This engine we ride

Three weeks left til show time
The North Pole is equipped (No not that North Pole you perverts!)
Even Santa shops at Amazon
There’s no chance he’ll be jipped

A review of your posts
Santa’s Lil Helper is now out front
Reviewing your history
Who will take the brunt???

Santa’s Lil Helper has joined TFP
TFP rookie status bestowed upon me
It’s unclear to me how this can be
My post count by now must surely total three!

I’ve heard of the “Playgound”
In there I’d like to post
If an Admin grants access
About them I’ll boast

TTFN good boys and girls
Santa’s Lil Helper must now set sail
To those banned little losers
WE SAY HAPPY TRAILS!

TexanAvenger · 12-01-2004, 06:56 PM

Already very impressed by you and your writing. (And I'm not just saying that to get on the nice list....)

shortynickel · 12-01-2004, 07:33 PM

that was very cute...i liked that!

hopefully you will write some more.

paddyjoe · 12-01-2004, 07:35 PM

Thanks for that.

No question a new holiday classic!

Blackthorn · 12-02-2004, 04:14 AM

Now that's gosh darn funny!

quadro2000 · 12-02-2004, 04:28 AM

Very impressive and creative. Can't wait to see what else you have up your sleeve!

Fly · 12-02-2004, 05:03 AM

right on!!!

welcome .......and that's one hell of a start.

Glory's Sun · 12-02-2004, 06:22 AM

flyman is right.. that's a great start. It was pretty good.

Redlemon · 12-02-2004, 06:32 AM

Hmm... that ain't no rookie. Methinks SantasLilHelper is a second login for someone who is already a high-posting member of this board. The only question is, which one...

/ rubs nonexistent chin whiskers thoughtfully
// realizes he's now put himself on the "naughty" list

KinkyKiwi · 12-02-2004, 10:35 AM

aww thats cute!! so...what do i have to do do be on the nice list?

and if it is a rookie then thats pretty impressive..if it isnt..still pretty impressive

amonkie · 12-02-2004, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Hmm... that ain't no rookie. Methinks SantasLilHelper is a second login for someone who is already a high-posting member of this board. The only question is, which one...

/ rubs nonexistent chin whiskers thoughtfully
// realizes he's now put himself on the "naughty" list

Well, I'll keep you company there... I've got my guesses

Redlemon · 12-02-2004, 11:26 AM

Oh, forgot to add a "well done" to my post. Very nice work, whoever you are...

Jonsgirl · 12-02-2004, 11:54 AM

o.0

Hrmm...what do I have to do be on the Naughty list???

Fremen · 12-02-2004, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonsgirl

o.0

Hrmm...what do I have to do be on the Naughty list???

Climb the North Pole.

Nifty poem, SLH.

SpikeQX99 · 12-02-2004, 05:02 PM

Wow. Better be careful, and follow the rules around here boys and girls!

"You'll shoot your eye out kid!!"

Well, happy holidays, to everyone.

tecoyah · 12-02-2004, 05:06 PM

Killing
Jolly
Reasons
Of
Humor

you better be bi-polar

TexanAvenger · 12-02-2004, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Hmm... that ain't no rookie. Methinks SantasLilHelper is a second login for someone who is already a high-posting member of this board. The only question is, which one...

/ rubs nonexistent chin whiskers thoughtfully
// realizes he's now put himself on the "naughty" list

Same thought here... and I've got my own guesses.

/waits to regrow nonexistent chin whiskers that got shaved this morning so as to be able to rub them thoughtfully
// hopes he hasn't annoyed Redlemon by copying his style and hopes that Redlemon will remember that imitation is the sincerest form of flattery.

SantasLilHelper · 12-03-2004, 04:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon

Hmm... that ain't no rookie. Methinks SantasLilHelper is a second login for someone who is already a high-posting member of this board. The only question is, which one...

/ rubs nonexistent chin whiskers thoughtfully
// realizes he's now put himself on the "naughty" list

Ohhhh yes indeed Redlemon you are now a naughty one!

SantasLilHelper · 12-03-2004, 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tecoyah

Killing
Jolly
Reasons
Of
Humor

you better be bi-polar

Hmmmm...tecoyah sir...SantasLilHelper is having trouble understanding the hidden meaning of this message. You wouldn't perhaps be leaning toward doing something very naughty now would you?

PayUp · 12-03-2004, 02:38 PM

Great work. How long did it take to make up?

dylanmarsh · 12-04-2004, 08:37 AM

Pretty good poem considering the absence of the opposable thumb.

Painted · 12-04-2004, 09:52 AM

That reminds me.. I gotta go out and buy some x-mas lights, a wreath, and an advent calender. Time to decorate the trailer.

Quote:

"The North Pole is equipped (No not that North Pole you perverts!)"

Classic.

Great poem, I liked it.

SantasLilHelper · 12-14-2004, 09:38 PM

Making a list and checking it twice....

Revisiting,
Revising, and
Rejoicing!

The day is drawing near....who will get their presents and who will get the clump o coal?

bundy · 12-14-2004, 11:14 PM

i'll admit it... i'm up for coal this year...

but i like SLH, so maybe that could change my coal to sweeter stuff.

btw, does SantasLilHelper = Air45 ??
(j/k)

12-01-2004, 06:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
SantasLilHelper Upright Location: Way Up North...watch out for that pole.	It's a TFP Christmas! Twas three weeks before Christmas And all through the forums The TFP Members were posting With thoughtful decorum Under the mods watchful eyes They played and the dabbled When a Loser would stray They quickly were scrabbled Good manners and respect, Play nicely you see, These things we expect Or a TFP-er you’ll not be Online evolution we explore Our minds meant to grow Intolerance we deplore PM’s set our hearts glow This time of year TFP-ers far and near Connect through this medium With warmth and good cheer A special thank you to Halx For his creative side (Not to mention the real North Pole…even Santa is impressed!) It has brought to fruition This engine we ride Three weeks left til show time The North Pole is equipped (No not that North Pole you perverts!) Even Santa shops at Amazon There’s no chance he’ll be jipped A review of your posts Santa’s Lil Helper is now out front Reviewing your history Who will take the brunt??? Santa’s Lil Helper has joined TFP TFP rookie status bestowed upon me It’s unclear to me how this can be My post count by now must surely total three! I’ve heard of the “Playgound” In there I’d like to post If an Admin grants access About them I’ll boast TTFN good boys and girls Santa’s Lil Helper must now set sail To those banned little losers WE SAY HAPPY TRAILS! __________________ Making a list...checking it twice! Gonna find out who's naughty or nice! Santas Lil Helper is coming to T.F.P.!!!

12-02-2004, 04:14 AM	#5 (permalink)
Blackthorn Beware the Mad Irish Location: Wish I was on the N17...	Now that's gosh darn funny! __________________ What are you willing to give up in order to get what you want?

12-02-2004, 04:28 AM	#6 (permalink)
quadro2000 All Possibility, Made Of Custard Location: New York, NY	Very impressive and creative. Can't wait to see what else you have up your sleeve! __________________ You have to laugh at yourself...because you'd cry your eyes out if you didn't. - Emily Saliers

12-02-2004, 05:03 AM	#7 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	right on!!! welcome .......and that's one hell of a start. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

12-02-2004, 06:32 AM	#9 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Hmm... that ain't no rookie. Methinks SantasLilHelper is a second login for someone who is already a high-posting member of this board. The only question is, which one... / rubs nonexistent chin whiskers thoughtfully // realizes he's now put himself on the "naughty" list __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-01-2004, 06:56 PM	#2 (permalink)
TexanAvenger Born-Again New Guy Location: Unfound.	Already very impressed by you and your writing. (And I'm not just saying that to get on the nice list....)

12-01-2004, 07:33 PM	#3 (permalink)
shortynickel Addict Location: Central PA	that was very cute...i liked that! hopefully you will write some more.

12-01-2004, 07:35 PM	#4 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Thanks for that. No question a new holiday classic!

12-02-2004, 06:22 AM	#8 (permalink)
Glory's Sun Registered User	flyman is right.. that's a great start. It was pretty good.

12-02-2004, 10:35 AM	#10 (permalink)
KinkyKiwi "Without the fuzz" Location: ..too close for comfort..	aww thats cute!! so...what do i have to do do be on the nice list? and if it is a rookie then thats pretty impressive..if it isnt..still pretty impressive __________________ Some mornings, it's just not worth chewing through the leather straps. Play with each other. Play with yourselves. Just don't play with the squirrels, they bite.

12-02-2004, 11:26 AM	#12 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	Oh, forgot to add a "well done" to my post. Very nice work, whoever you are... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

12-02-2004, 11:54 AM	#13 (permalink)
Jonsgirl Semi-Atomic Location: Home.	o.0 Hrmm...what do I have to do be on the Naughty list??? __________________ Someday, someone will best me. But it won't be today, and it won't be you.

12-02-2004, 05:02 PM	#15 (permalink)
SpikeQX99 The Best thing that never happened to you Location: Silverdale, WA	Wow. Better be careful, and follow the rules around here boys and girls! "You'll shoot your eye out kid!!" Well, happy holidays, to everyone. __________________ I'm so in love with a girl... she is my everything

12-02-2004, 05:06 PM	#16 (permalink)
tecoyah Illusionary	Killing Jolly Reasons Of Humor you better be bi-polar __________________ Holding onto anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned. - Buddha

12-03-2004, 02:38 PM	#20 (permalink)
PayUp DILLIGAF Location: AZ	Great work. How long did it take to make up? __________________ Born to Lose.

12-04-2004, 08:37 AM	#21 (permalink)
dylanmarsh Sleepy Head	Pretty good poem considering the absence of the opposable thumb.

12-14-2004, 09:38 PM	#23 (permalink)
SantasLilHelper Upright Location: Way Up North...watch out for that pole.	Making a list and checking it twice.... Revisiting, Revising, and Rejoicing! The day is drawing near....who will get their presents and who will get the clump o coal? __________________ Making a list...checking it twice! Gonna find out who's naughty or nice! Santas Lil Helper is coming to T.F.P.!!!

12-14-2004, 11:14 PM	#24 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	i'll admit it... i'm up for coal this year... but i like SLH, so maybe that could change my coal to sweeter stuff. btw, does SantasLilHelper = Air45 ?? (j/k) __________________ Ohayo!!!