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ElwoodBlues 11-25-2004 10:27 PM

Best way to contact Halx?
 
This may be a stupid newbie question, but I was wondering what the best way to contact Halx might be. I have an important question regarding the exhibition board, and hopefully he can provide an answer. If anyone could tell me the best way to reach him (PM, email address, etc.) it would be much appreciated.

Thanks

Bill O'Rights 11-25-2004 10:36 PM

PM is usually the best.

Manic_Skafe 11-25-2004 10:41 PM

I hear he prefers being contacted by way of smoke signal.

Could just be a rumor though.

ElwoodBlues 11-25-2004 10:46 PM

alright, got that smoke signal up....on the off chance that doesn't work, I figure I'll do the PM thing

nothingx 11-25-2004 10:53 PM

Well, if you view his public profile here, you will see that you can email him, PM him, or send him an instant message via four different services.

Really, he's quite accessable.

omega2K4 11-26-2004 12:47 PM

Try the chat.

tropple 11-26-2004 01:31 PM

I always have excellent luck with seances. His little ears just perk right up!

sadistikdreams 11-26-2004 01:50 PM

I read "Best way to contract Halx?".

I didn't know he was a STD.

World's King 11-26-2004 01:51 PM

I flew all the way to LA to talk to him. Could work for you too.

canuckguy 11-26-2004 07:43 PM

i have nothing cleaver to add, but just wanted to say that this thread was effing classic!

MSD 11-26-2004 08:06 PM

And it was committed to the pages of scripture that he who wishes to contact the Lord and Master of all things that are Tilted shall call upon all the men in the land, proclaiming that upon reaching the point of calling, the trousers of each shall be removed, and he whose chest is adorned with the symbol of the atom, and who bears the most grandiose wang in all the land shall be awarded a prize, and shall prove himself to be the True Lord and Master of all that is Tilted. In such a way may this legendary man be found.

-The Book of the Tilted, Chapter 32, Verse 4

Fly 11-26-2004 08:29 PM

you ever seen his penis?

...........talk about it......that in itself might get a response.

bendsley 11-26-2004 09:35 PM

just curse his name a few times, he'll start to listen.

if that doesn't work, try flashing HALX in the sky (similar to the batman light)

Bill O'Rights 11-26-2004 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct
And it was committed to the pages of scripture that he who wishes to contact the Lord and Master of all things that are Tilted shall call upon all the men in the land, proclaiming that upon reaching the point of calling, the trousers of each shall be removed, and he whose chest is adorned with the symbol of the atom, and who bears the most grandiose wang in all the land shall be awarded a prize, and shall prove himself to be the True Lord and Master of all that is Tilted. In such a way may this legendary man be found.

-The Book of the Tilted, Chapter 32, Verse 4

I have told you before that you have too much time on your hands...right? ;)

SecretMethod70 11-27-2004 04:50 AM

Generally speaking, <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=18231">TFP chat</a> is an excellent way.

If you message him on any of the IM services, identify yourself in the message.

DJ Happy 11-27-2004 05:03 AM

I heard if you say his name 5 times while looking in the mirror, he'll appear in a puff of smoke and slip your sister one.

That's what they told me behind the bike shed at school.

Fly 11-27-2004 05:35 AM

hey..........you behind the bike shed......yes you....

if you don't eat your meat,you can't have any pudding.

DJ Happy 11-27-2004 05:43 AM

If I could eat my meat I wouldn't have bothered getting married.

Zeraph 11-27-2004 10:35 AM

If youre question is why you can't see them, then its because your post count isnt high enough.

Otherwise they have some good suggestions.

Frowning Budah 11-27-2004 03:32 PM

Start a post entitled "Biggest Penis Contest" :)

K-Wise 11-27-2004 03:58 PM

I imagine making a post with his name on it on his message board, in a forum he frequently visits is a good start. Carryer Pigeon if he doesn't respond to this post though.

Asta!!

Blackthorn 11-28-2004 06:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrSelfDestruct
And it was committed to the pages of scripture that he who wishes to contact the Lord and Master of all things that are Tilted shall call upon all the men in the land, proclaiming that upon reaching the point of calling, the trousers of each shall be removed, and he whose chest is adorned with the symbol of the atom, and who bears the most grandiose wang in all the land shall be awarded a prize, and shall prove himself to be the True Lord and Master of all that is Tilted. In such a way may this legendary man be found.

-The Book of the Tilted, Chapter 32, Verse 4

:lol: Absolutely hysterical!!!

KinkyKiwi 11-28-2004 01:45 PM

hmmm..i found the big penis jokes the most amusing...

....seriously..would that work?

Zeraph 11-28-2004 01:51 PM

Try it and find out.

KinkyKiwi 11-28-2004 04:12 PM

hahaha..i'm a coward...someone else try it :)

*Nikki* 11-28-2004 04:31 PM

Best way to get his attention is if you happen to be 20-40 years old and an attractive female who has a web cam. Other then that....I have no clue.:)

KinkyKiwi 11-28-2004 04:36 PM

hmmmm..what happens if your under 20? does it still have the same effect? this needs to be scientifically tried!!

kel 11-29-2004 06:35 AM

Your lookin at it?

KinkyKiwi 11-29-2004 07:34 AM

whos looking at what?

Nancy 11-29-2004 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyKiwi
hmmm..i found the big penis jokes the most amusing...

....seriously..would that work?

Apparently his screen glares when people start talking about his penis unprovoked :p

Nancy 11-29-2004 08:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyKiwi
whos looking at what?

elwoodblues43's looking at the best way to get in contact with Halx: TFP :)

KinkyKiwi 11-29-2004 09:11 AM

ohhh..wow i really am a dumb blonde *hides*

but seriously..lol the webcam thingy..does it reaaly matter if your under 20? this needs to be tested!!

and does his screen really glare when people talk about his penis? cuz i woul dthink it would smile and bask in teh glow :)

*Nikki* 11-29-2004 04:43 PM

Honey if you really want to find out why don't you PM him? I am sure he would be glad to talk to you....:)

Cycler 11-29-2004 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill O'Rights
PM is usually the best.

This has worked for me the limited number of times over the various incarnations of the Tilted Forum Projects.

KinkyKiwi 11-30-2004 09:41 AM

lol perhaps if i keep wondering about it i will ...;)


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