Best way to contact Halx?
 

This may be a stupid newbie question, but I was wondering what the best way to contact Halx might be. I have an important question regarding the exhibition board, and hopefully he can provide an answer. If anyone could tell me the best way to reach him (PM, email address, etc.) it would be much appreciated.

Thanks

PM is usually the best.

I hear he prefers being contacted by way of smoke signal.

Could just be a rumor though.

alright, got that smoke signal up....on the off chance that doesn't work, I figure I'll do the PM thing

Well, if you view his public profile here, you will see that you can email him, PM him, or send him an instant message via four different services.

Really, he's quite accessable.

Try the chat.

I always have excellent luck with seances. His little ears just perk right up!

I read "Best way to contract Halx?".

I didn't know he was a STD.

I flew all the way to LA to talk to him. Could work for you too.

i have nothing cleaver to add, but just wanted to say that this thread was effing classic!

you ever seen his penis?

...........talk about it......that in itself might get a response.

just curse his name a few times, he'll start to listen.

if that doesn't work, try flashing HALX in the sky (similar to the batman light)

I have told you before that you have too much time on your hands...right? ;)

Generally speaking, <a href="http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?t=18231">TFP chat</a> is an excellent way.

If you message him on any of the IM services, identify yourself in the message.

I heard if you say his name 5 times while looking in the mirror, he'll appear in a puff of smoke and slip your sister one.

That's what they told me behind the bike shed at school.

hey..........you behind the bike shed......yes you....

if you don't eat your meat,you can't have any pudding.

If I could eat my meat I wouldn't have bothered getting married.

If youre question is why you can't see them, then its because your post count isnt high enough.

Otherwise they have some good suggestions.

Start a post entitled "Biggest Penis Contest" :)

I imagine making a post with his name on it on his message board, in a forum he frequently visits is a good start. Carryer Pigeon if he doesn't respond to this post though.

Asta!!

:lol: Absolutely hysterical!!!

hmmm..i found the big penis jokes the most amusing...

....seriously..would that work?

Try it and find out.

hahaha..i'm a coward...someone else try it :)

Best way to get his attention is if you happen to be 20-40 years old and an attractive female who has a web cam. Other then that....I have no clue.:)

hmmmm..what happens if your under 20? does it still have the same effect? this needs to be scientifically tried!!

Your lookin at it?

whos looking at what?

Apparently his screen glares when people start talking about his penis unprovoked :p

elwoodblues43's looking at the best way to get in contact with Halx: TFP :)

ohhh..wow i really am a dumb blonde *hides*

but seriously..lol the webcam thingy..does it reaaly matter if your under 20? this needs to be tested!!

and does his screen really glare when people talk about his penis? cuz i woul dthink it would smile and bask in teh glow :)

Honey if you really want to find out why don't you PM him? I am sure he would be glad to talk to you....:)

This has worked for me the limited number of times over the various incarnations of the Tilted Forum Projects.

lol perhaps if i keep wondering about it i will ...;)