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Old 11-14-2004, 12:09 AM   #1 (permalink)
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I Just Don't See It...

I was recently inspired by some comments I read, to ask all of you fine people to name celebrities (for ease of discussion) that everyone thinks are sooooooooo attractive, but you don't know what the hell they're talking about.

I'll start. Kirsten Dunst: she looks like she rollerblades and likes to stop herself with her face or something. She's not horrible to look at, but I definitely don't see why people find her attractive.

PS - I did a search, and nothing came up. If this is a repeat, due process has been followed.
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Old 11-14-2004, 12:17 AM   #2 (permalink)
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In most cases, I don't find the movie types to be attractive because they're too well done up - I like women to look real and a bit more raw - Kate Winslett was hot in Eternal Sunshine but that's as far as it goes with me..
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Old 11-14-2004, 12:21 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I thought Kirsten Dunst was cute and attractive for some time now. But now that you mention it, she can look quite ugly time to time. She gets that mousy piggy face. If you put 50 pounds on her, I think you get the sadistic concentration camp guard in the movie "Seven Beauties" http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0075040/

One person I find particularly unattractive is Sarah Jessica Parker. I just don't get it. She is quite scary looking.

On the men's side, I just don't get what Colin Farrell is all about. His face is perfectly ordinary.
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Old 11-14-2004, 12:29 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Manic: I realise that, but certain people have sort of a "mass appeal" as far as physical appearance is concerned.

alk: On the topic of Colin Farrell...

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Old 11-14-2004, 01:11 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Lol. Nice one suave. Heh

Ya, to use the old cliche, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

Having said that, in my opinion, Cameron Diaz looks really good sometime, but looks equally bad other times. It's kind of weird. Anybody think so too?
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Old 11-14-2004, 07:32 AM   #6 (permalink)
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Everyone has good and bad moments. One of our biggest sources for celebrity looks is in photos. Who out there hasn't seen at least 10 pictures of themselves which they thought made them look bad? I know I have seen way more than that of myself. Despite those photos, I don't think I'm a bad looking person. So many factors go in to how those pictures turn out that I don't thing they are a good basis for judgement. The only true way to find beauty is to actually have the opportunity to spend time with that person.
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Old 11-14-2004, 09:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Pamela Anderson. Never thought she was hot, ever.
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Old 11-14-2004, 10:20 AM   #8 (permalink)
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mandy moore. she looks a ten year old boy imo
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Old 11-14-2004, 11:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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mandy moore. she looks a ten year old boy imo
The SEXIEST TEN YEAR OLD BOY AROUND!
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Old 11-15-2004, 08:44 AM   #10 (permalink)
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The SEXIEST TEN YEAR OLD BOY AROUND!

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Old 11-15-2004, 09:34 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Jennifer Lopez
She is so overrated, she has a butt the size of Texas and tits the size of lemons. And her face!!!! don't make me start with it!!!!
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:38 AM   #12 (permalink)
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She is so overrated, she has a butt the size of Texas and tits the size of lemons. And her face!!!! don't make me start with it!!!!
I second that.
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Old 11-15-2004, 10:37 AM   #13 (permalink)
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I second that.
I, uh, third it?
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Old 11-15-2004, 10:45 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I, uh, third it?
Errr...Fourth it!

And seriously, girls say Adrian Brody is so hot- yeah RIGHT! Sure, he was a great actor in The Pianist, but maaaaan, does he have a big crooked nose.

AND HOW DOES ANYONE THINK NICOLE KIDMAN IS HOT?

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Old 11-15-2004, 03:19 PM   #15 (permalink)
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And seriously, girls say Adrian Brody is so hot- yeah RIGHT! Sure, he was a great actor in The Pianist, but maaaaan, does he have a big crooked nose.

AND HOW DOES ANYONE THINK NICOLE KIDMAN IS HOT?
If I understand girls correctly (and I don't) replace the word "nose" with "phallus" and you have a valid explanation for the hotness factor.

Nicole Kidman? One word: Big forehead.
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Old 11-15-2004, 04:02 PM   #16 (permalink)
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HUGE Kirsten Dunst fan here. I think she is very hot.

Pam Anderson on the other hand needs to start following her true calling....poster girl for Hepatitis

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Old 11-15-2004, 04:33 PM   #17 (permalink)
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Pam Anderson on the other hand needs to start following her true calling....poster girl for Hepatitis
While I would have to agree that Pam Anderson looks like a total skank now, before all the tats and the boob job and Tommy Lee, she actually was beautiful. You may not have seen it, but she was the 'Blue Zone Girl' on the Labatt's Blue posters that went up in bars all over Canada during the summer of 1989. (I tried to find an image on the web, but sadly it's been lost...)
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Old 11-15-2004, 08:23 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I'll second greedy75, we all have our bad moments on film. However, there are some celebrities that make me cringe when I see them. Numero uno for me is Juliette Lewis. She has got the highest, widest forehead I've ever seen, as well as a weird nose and nondescript lips. I like her as an actress in some things (namely "natural born killers") but looking at her makes me shiver and think "ewww". Ditto Jennifer Garner, the high forehead thing.

Christina Ricci also bugs me. She's cute taken as a whole, but I can't see beyond her extreme heart shaped face and wide apart eyes. I can't stand celebrities with gummy smiles either (where their lips go up above the gum line when they laugh or smile), the exception being Meg Ryan, she's so damn cute I seem to overlook her gummy smile (as in "When Harry Met Sally").

I am by no means perfect but my feeling is that celebrities put themselves in the public eye and get paid ungodly amounts of money, so they are fair game to gossip or opinions by us "little people".

I can't seem to think of any male celebrities, I don't know why as there are some I can't stand.

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Old 11-15-2004, 09:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Sarah Jessica Parker for me, I really don't understand why people look up to her as some sort of beauty and fashion queen. *shrug*
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:33 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I was recently inspired by some comments I read, to ask all of you fine people to name celebrities (for ease of discussion) that everyone thinks are sooooooooo attractive, but you don't know what the hell they're talking about.

I'll start. Kirsten Dunst: she looks like she rollerblades and likes to stop herself with her face or something. She's not horrible to look at, but I definitely don't see why people find her attractive.

PS - I did a search, and nothing came up. If this is a repeat, due process has been followed.
Just looking at this post, I think Kirsten Dunst as really good looking whenever I see her...She reminds me of a 'friend' of mine though so I dont know whether it's just that reason that I really like her...
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Old 11-15-2004, 09:36 PM   #21 (permalink)
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Drew Barrymore.

Of course, like most people, she can look incredible. Case in point:



However, in day to day normal pics, she doesn't do anything for me.
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Old 11-15-2004, 11:28 PM   #22 (permalink)
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dang it la petite moi! you took my vote.

nicole kidman is so very average looking to me. she's a nice enough looking human being... just not worth all the adulation that is given to her imo.

other votes:
heidi klum
pamela anderson
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Old 11-16-2004, 01:28 AM   #23 (permalink)
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Pink is I agree a plainly unnatractive woman - but unlike the other women listed here i don't think she trades on her looks
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:25 AM   #24 (permalink)
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Okay, here goes... Angelina Jolie. As far as I'm concerned, there's more of her for the rest of you guys, because I'm not having any. Her lips, which I guess are supposed to be her best features, have always been a turn-off for me, ever since Hackers. Plus she just exudes a skankiness that I can't get past. I'll second Christina Ricci, she's aways going to be Wednesday Addams to me.

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Old 11-16-2004, 06:41 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Pamela Anderson. Never thought she was hot, ever.
Awww she was sorta cute when she was known as Pamela Denise Anderson, and was the Tool Time Girl on Home Improvement. Then she skanked up.


Johnny Depp, I don't understand at all. Leonardo DiCaprio? Nope, don't get that one either, he was a cute little kid, then well... he's an annoying adult.

Goldie Hawn is another that bugs me, used to be cute, now she just seems so over processed.
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Old 11-16-2004, 06:50 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Ok, this is going to sound weird considering I'm a guy, but I think Johnny Depp is hot. But then I like people who are on the fringe. Plus, I love the way he takes on movie roles that are completely over the top
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:52 AM   #27 (permalink)
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ill have to agree with those saying sarah jesica parker looks like she got hit by an ugly bus. ew
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Old 11-16-2004, 10:22 AM   #28 (permalink)
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My nomination, which I'm sure is nothing novel, is for those twins from Full House. In my opinion, they would make great spokesmodels for Double Mint, if Double Mint was made out of shit.
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:02 AM   #29 (permalink)
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Pamela Anderson. Never thought she was hot, ever.
Now Pamela Anderson back in the "Tool Time" days was very pretty. Now though I agree with you. She's a bit overdone.
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Old 11-16-2004, 11:07 AM   #30 (permalink)
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Nicole Kidman? One word: Big forehead.
That's two words...
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Old 11-16-2004, 08:22 PM   #31 (permalink)
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I don't understand the obsession either, and I find there are three general categories of mystifying celebrity attraction: the adolescent boy look (Kirsten Dunst, Mandy Moore, Jena Malone), the female female impersonator look (Pamela Anderson, Traci Bingham, and most other Playmates of the 90s), and the walking-skeleton look (any runway model from Eastern Europe).
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Old 11-17-2004, 12:21 AM   #32 (permalink)
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george clooney: i never understand why hes the most eligible bachelor. he looks old and boring.

second the view on colin farrell: normally i like the bad boy type, but he just doesnt do it for me. his face is too short (kinda like a peking dog), and he looks not rugged but dirty to me.
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Old 11-17-2004, 09:21 AM   #33 (permalink)
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Halle Barry. She's been described as having the most perfect face. I just don't see it.
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Old 11-18-2004, 12:54 AM   #34 (permalink)
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Colin Farrell. Yeesh, the eyebrow! I gues I like the type of badboy that's charming and cute and not some guy in desperate need of a eyebrow wax and lacks any sort of charm or looks.

Colin Firth... um... What?! I think it's the curls, actually, can't stand it... Justin Timberlake has the same problem, (although that's definitely not his only problem...)

But I like Adrien Brody, I think he looks like a much cuter Ross (friends), don't know how that's supposed to help since I hated Ross, but anyway... The kiss at the Oscars was very cute.
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Old 11-18-2004, 01:33 AM   #35 (permalink)
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Beauty aint in the eye of the beholder for the most part, it's in the eye of the opinion former/media manipulator.

Who has time to make up their own minds as to what is attractive?

*sigh*
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Old 11-18-2004, 03:51 AM   #36 (permalink)
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Elisha Cuthbert! She's beautiful (radiant infact), absolutely stunning and she does have a brain of her own. She has excellent acting abilities, and she is an example of an actress who seems to have an holistic view to life. Elishe Cuthbert: one of the true beauties around.
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Old 11-18-2004, 08:15 AM   #37 (permalink)
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It's ok though, she's still hot.
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Old 11-18-2004, 07:18 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Double chin

It's ok though, she's still hot.
You mean a cleft chin, right?
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Old 11-18-2004, 07:23 PM   #39 (permalink)
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ahh heidi klum is beautiful! sarah jessica parker however, blah...

Elisha Cuthbert has her moment, sometimes she's so hot, other times, she just looks like the popular blonde chick at any high school... which is still hot.. hehe
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Old 11-19-2004, 10:04 PM   #40 (permalink)
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hmm, agree with all of them..especially J.lo... personally i just find all the women of sex and the city to be icky...ashly simpson-oh and cristina aquliara..(yes i know i spelled her name wrong..its 1 am and me and pop culture are NOT getting along) shes just plain icky
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