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Old 10-18-2004, 06:49 PM   #1 (permalink)
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JUST MESSIN!

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?set_i...8090361979B234

Now THIS is a lapse in judgement I'd be kicking myself for, and for a looooong time.
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Old 10-18-2004, 06:55 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I WAS ABOUT TO SAY!!!

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Old 10-18-2004, 07:08 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I would've been so pissed.

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Bangkok - A young Thai man lost his penis to his knife-wielding wife, who then forgot to bring his severed member with him to hospital, fatefully delaying a re-attachment operation on Monday.

Sornlam Yotbanya, 24, had a heated argument with his wife Rungnapha Pongalee, 32, on Sunday night about his mistress, then went to bed and was rudely awoken hours later when his wife sliced off his member.

In Sornlam's haste to get to Bangramrung Hospital in Chonburi, 60km south-east of Bangkok, he left his penis behind in his bedroom.

Bangramrung Hospital dispatched a nurse to retrieve the severed member for a reattachment operation. Although the nurse packed the penis in ice, too many of the cells had died by the time it was delivered to hospital, killing all hopes of a revival.

Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police Hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations, providing they are carried out swiftly with all the parts in place.- Sapa-dpa
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Old 10-18-2004, 07:45 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Damn, I was all about ready to kick some ass when I saw that headline...
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:23 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If I were that guy, I would hunt my wife down and kill her.
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Old 10-18-2004, 10:34 PM   #6 (permalink)
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This is not the first time I read about jealous/pissed off women cutting off their SO's dick. Don't cheat dammit...
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:33 AM   #7 (permalink)
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If I were that guy, I would hunt my wife down and kill her.
yeah no blame to you for cheating on your wife...
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:39 AM   #8 (permalink)
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I love the part where they say:

Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police Hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations...

This seems to be in in Thailand. I wonder if the number of unfaithful husbands there has dropped recently. Of course, in this guy's case, this was the last escapade he will ever have.

It's amazing he didn't faint from the blood loss.
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Old 10-19-2004, 07:45 AM   #9 (permalink)
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yeah no blame to you for cheating on your wife...
Hahaha WHAT?! So it's okay for her to cut it off since he cheated?!

I wouldn't KILL my SO if she did this, but I would definitely make it a point to scar her face to deform her for life. Then I'd leave her and laugh as she travels through life all alone.

Just because you cheated doesn't give the other person any right to inflict physical harm on you like this. You can die from shit like this, you can't die from being cheated on. Big difference.
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Old 10-19-2004, 08:11 AM   #10 (permalink)
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yeah no blame to you for cheating on your wife...
Well if your SO cheated on you, would you take an axe to her vagina?
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Old 10-19-2004, 08:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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yeah no blame to you for cheating on your wife...
The punishment does not at all fit the crime in this case... Cutting someone's cock off for cheating is rediculas. There is absolutely no reason any woman should do that because their SO is cheating. Dump him, screw him over in divorce court, give him a bad rep, cheat back, whatever, but never EVER cut off a guys man parts...
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Old 10-19-2004, 08:26 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

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Old 10-19-2004, 08:27 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

curse you!!
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Old 10-19-2004, 08:43 AM   #14 (permalink)
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I love the part where they say:

Thai hospitals, especially Bangkok's Police Hospital, have achieved some fame for their high success rate with penis reattachment operations...

This seems to be in in Thailand. I wonder if the number of unfaithful husbands there has dropped recently. Of course, in this guy's case, this was the last escapade he will ever have.

It's amazing he didn't faint from the blood loss.
I saw that line, and really wondered if Bobbit-izing was that common in Bangkok - Maybe they should change the name of their city to CutKok (oooh that was bad)
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Old 10-19-2004, 08:46 AM   #15 (permalink)
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I saw that line, and really wondered if Bobbit-izing was that common in Bangkok - Maybe they should change the name of their city to CutKok (oooh that was bad)

oh man that was bad Mal..

if that happend to me I'd make sure the woman spent a long time behind bars..
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Old 10-19-2004, 08:51 AM   #16 (permalink)
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excusing bad behavior with worst behavior doesn't make any of it right...

I didn't say anything about her having done the right thing but more to the comment of "If I were that guy, I would hunt my wife down and kill her."
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Old 10-19-2004, 09:08 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Oh wow. Ouch, poor guy. That lady is psycho.
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Old 10-19-2004, 10:21 AM   #18 (permalink)
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Just because you cheated doesn't give the other person any right to inflict physical harm on you like this. You can die from shit like this, you can't die from being cheated on. Big difference.


Sure you can.

/me thinks of the movie Kids.


not that I think he shoulda lost his cock- she should get jail time for attempted murder and mutliation/aggravated sexual assault.Look at the bright side-he can still enjoy erections- someone else's that is
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Old 10-19-2004, 10:23 AM   #19 (permalink)
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Sure you can.

/me thinks of the movie Kids.

great movie..

I dunno about attempted murder that sounds a bit much..in either case I'm sure that temporary insanity would be the main defense in this case

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Old 10-19-2004, 10:53 AM   #20 (permalink)
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Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Noooooo!!! To think we almost made it through a topic with a headline like that....
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Old 10-19-2004, 05:45 PM   #21 (permalink)
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if i was evil.. human skin grows back.. she would last a long time.. yet fuck'em he cheaterd and got caught.. he did the crime and paid the time.. or will haha.. pump penis anyone?
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Old 10-20-2004, 03:53 AM   #22 (permalink)
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^ hahah english?

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