blar

if you had the opportunity to choose one super power what would it be? and how would you use it?

it was a hard choice for me.....super strength or invisibility were my top choices but i choose super strength

hmmm i supose i would fight crime secretly or become a hitman with the powers

gondath

I vote for magnetism like Magneto had. That covers a lot of ground. I would use it to bend other people to my will and bring about my new world order.

Irishsean

Hmmm, I like fire a lot... but its so passe...

Probly something with illusions...

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the_marq

The power to shit money. That would so totally rule.

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KellyC

It's been done....twice.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...t=Super+Powers

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...t=Super+Powers

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clavus

I would have the power to kill redundant threads.

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Suave

The power to have as many powers as I want! Muhahaha!

Clavus, if we killed all redundant threads, we'd only be getting like one new thread a month.

asaris

The United Kingdom.

Oh, those sorts of superpowers...

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Leefy

Manipulation of time, definitely.

Age wouldn't be such a big deal if I didn't want it to be.

Make things you enjoy occur more slowly if wanted...make things you don't like fly by.

Etc.

Suave

The joke would've worked better if you chose an actual superpower. :P

Caranthir

Probably along the lines of psychokenetics...

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liquidkudzu

It's not an inborn power, but I would so have a working Green Lantern ring.
I think I would want one of the Kyle Rainer style rings with the Hal/John/Guy ring ability to also translate all known languages.

That was a no-brainer question for me. I think about it often.
Yep, I'm a dork.

What does everyone here think about Jack Black getting the lead in the upcoming Green Lantern movie?

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blar

opps sorry about the repost

i did not know a green lantern movie was being made

lukethebandgeek

I never thought about that before, but that would rule.

I'd say that I'd want to be able to fly like Superman. I'd mainly do it to hang out in rafters, or avoid using public transportation though.

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Lockjaw

Superspeed like the Flash has in the comics.

You can do pretty much whatever you wanted considering the speed of light is like a snail compared to how fast the Flash can move. It'd be pretty nice to be able to run litterally any where what so ever on the face of the Earth in a second. And you could get filthy stinking rich playing sports.

Destrox

I'd want the super power that the alien robot dude from the Justice League cartoon had, so I can steal all of your others powers and dominate but be a selfish good guy. I'm a nerd...

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Destrox

Hahahahahahahahahaha....hahahahahahahahaha...

Seriously, What The Fuck.

That man is a total tool, he has no right to be a super hero unless its a joke.

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Lockjaw

That's Amazo. Funny thing is in the comics he got beaten by the superheroes just quitting being superheroes and he lost his powers. lol

blar

hey thats a good one!!!

Drider_it

The power cosmic.. yeah but this prestine world would be covered in a gazillion burnt spots where spoou were toasted. That or teleportation ... slap that ass ... bamf

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xwesleyx

The ability to stretch my body ala Mr. Fantastic. That way, I could finally satisfy my wife.

Lockjaw

Yes but what if he's the only person on the planet with superpowers? He'd have no powers at all.

Destrox

But would it ever be "hard" or just limber.

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mo42

Jack Black (and whoever casted him, and probably the writer and director and producer) is gonna ruin the Green Lantern movie. It makes me sad.

I would *definitely* pick Green Lantern powers. Although... Forge's powers from the X-men would be *really* sweet. No, you know what, in terms of everyday usefulness, Forge's ability to make whatever machine his mind can come up with totally trumps Green Lantern. I'll make a fortune off of flying cars.

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Glory's Sun

this has been done way too many times

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ght=superpower
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ght=superpower
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ght=superpower

portereight

Call me old fashioned, but I'd settle for being able to fly

Phant84

i would go with teleportation, like Nightcrawler. i've always thought that that would completely rule.

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bookerV

All I've got to say about that is.... papercuts...

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Lockjaw

LMAO good one

Dane Bramage

One name says it all...Xavier. The most powerful mind on the planet. Even if you were a total schlep, you could make people worship your spit! Now that would rule

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bonehed1

I would have to agree with this one....I would have to chose Xavier aswell....frikin mind powers rule. Why have a power to shit money and die by paper cuts when you can just convince them to give you their money with your mind powers woot woot

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the_marq

Hey, when there's hundred dollar bills coming out of your ass you can take a little hardship.

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denim

What superpower would I want? I'll take the United States, please.

Psycho Dad

I wouldn't wish to behind you in the checkout line.

I'd like the power to fart at will. That and the largest penis in the world which I would use for the doing of evil.

Willravel

To give a 3 week orgasm. That or a beer tap in my living room.

sailor

Kind of cliche, but to fly. Itd be pretty cool to just be able to take off and go whereve you pleased. Im sure you could find a way to make money off of it too, therefor allowing you to just fly yourself wherever you wanted to take some damn nice vacations

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carrot glace

is being man-perty a superpower?

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Gofclowns

Invisibility, hands down

Boomsly

I think it would be awesome to be able to fly like superman, I would fly all the time. I'm not sure what I would do maybe become a post-man. lol ya right.

radioguy

i would like to be able to transport myself instantly. let's see, i think i would like to hangout in new hampshire...snap and i'm there. how about a bank vault? snap, i'm there and snap i'm back with a bunch of cash!