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blar 10-14-2004 02:54 PM

what superpower would you want??
 
if you had the opportunity to choose one super power what would it be? and how would you use it?

it was a hard choice for me.....super strength or invisibility were my top choices but i choose super strength

hmmm i supose i would fight crime secretly or become a hitman with the powers :o

:)

gondath 10-14-2004 03:04 PM

I vote for magnetism like Magneto had. That covers a lot of ground. I would use it to bend other people to my will and bring about my new world order.

Irishsean 10-14-2004 03:16 PM

Hmmm, I like fire a lot... but its so passe...

Probly something with illusions...

the_marq 10-14-2004 03:17 PM

The power to shit money. That would so totally rule.

KellyC 10-14-2004 03:18 PM

It's been done....twice.

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...t=Super+Powers

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...t=Super+Powers

clavus 10-14-2004 03:53 PM

I would have the power to kill redundant threads.

Suave 10-14-2004 04:11 PM

The power to have as many powers as I want! Muhahaha!

Clavus, if we killed all redundant threads, we'd only be getting like one new thread a month.

asaris 10-14-2004 04:14 PM

The United Kingdom.

Oh, those sorts of superpowers...

Leefy 10-14-2004 05:11 PM

Manipulation of time, definitely.

Age wouldn't be such a big deal if I didn't want it to be.

Make things you enjoy occur more slowly if wanted...make things you don't like fly by.

Etc.

Suave 10-14-2004 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by asaris
The United Kingdom.

Oh, those sorts of superpowers...

The joke would've worked better if you chose an actual superpower. :P

Caranthir 10-14-2004 05:15 PM

Probably along the lines of psychokenetics...

liquidkudzu 10-14-2004 05:17 PM

It's not an inborn power, but I would so have a working Green Lantern ring.
I think I would want one of the Kyle Rainer style rings with the Hal/John/Guy ring ability to also translate all known languages.

That was a no-brainer question for me. I think about it often.
Yep, I'm a dork.

What does everyone here think about Jack Black getting the lead in the upcoming Green Lantern movie?

lk

blar 10-14-2004 06:49 PM

opps sorry about the repost

i did not know a green lantern movie was being made

lukethebandgeek 10-14-2004 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_marq
The power to shit money. That would so totally rule.

I never thought about that before, but that would rule.

I'd say that I'd want to be able to fly like Superman. I'd mainly do it to hang out in rafters, or avoid using public transportation though.

Lockjaw 10-14-2004 07:16 PM

Superspeed like the Flash has in the comics.

You can do pretty much whatever you wanted considering the speed of light is like a snail compared to how fast the Flash can move. It'd be pretty nice to be able to run litterally any where what so ever on the face of the Earth in a second. And you could get filthy stinking rich playing sports.

Destrox 10-14-2004 07:20 PM

I'd want the super power that the alien robot dude from the Justice League cartoon had, so I can steal all of your others powers and dominate but be a selfish good guy. I'm a nerd... :( :)

Destrox 10-14-2004 07:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidkudzu
What does everyone here think about Jack Black getting the lead in the upcoming Green Lantern movie?

Hahahahahahahahahaha....hahahahahahahahaha...

Seriously, What The Fuck.

That man is a total tool, he has no right to be a super hero unless its a joke.

Lockjaw 10-14-2004 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Destrox
I'd want the super power that the alien robot dude from the Justice League cartoon had, so I can steal all of your others powers and dominate but be a selfish good guy. I'm a nerd... :( :)

That's Amazo. Funny thing is in the comics he got beaten by the superheroes just quitting being superheroes and he lost his powers. lol

blar 10-14-2004 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Destrox
I'd want the super power that the alien robot dude from the Justice League cartoon had, so I can steal all of your others powers and dominate but be a selfish good guy. I'm a nerd... :( :)


hey thats a good one!!!

Drider_it 10-15-2004 03:11 AM

The power cosmic.. yeah but this prestine world would be covered in a gazillion burnt spots where spoou were toasted. That or teleportation ... slap that ass ... bamf

xwesleyx 10-15-2004 03:33 AM

The ability to stretch my body ala Mr. Fantastic. That way, I could finally satisfy my wife.

Lockjaw 10-15-2004 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blar
hey thats a good one!!!

Yes but what if he's the only person on the planet with superpowers? He'd have no powers at all. :)

Destrox 10-15-2004 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xwesleyx
The ability to stretch my body ala Mr. Fantastic. That way, I could finally satisfy my wife.

But would it ever be "hard" or just limber.

mo42 10-15-2004 06:34 AM

Jack Black (and whoever casted him, and probably the writer and director and producer) is gonna ruin the Green Lantern movie. It makes me sad.

I would *definitely* pick Green Lantern powers. Although... Forge's powers from the X-men would be *really* sweet. No, you know what, in terms of everyday usefulness, Forge's ability to make whatever machine his mind can come up with totally trumps Green Lantern. I'll make a fortune off of flying cars.

Glory's Sun 10-15-2004 06:36 AM

this has been done way too many times

http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ght=superpower
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ght=superpower
http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthr...ght=superpower

portereight 10-15-2004 07:18 AM

Call me old fashioned, but I'd settle for being able to fly

Phant84 10-15-2004 10:41 AM

i would go with teleportation, like Nightcrawler. i've always thought that that would completely rule.

bookerV 10-15-2004 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_marq
The power to shit money. That would so totally rule.

All I've got to say about that is.... papercuts...

Lockjaw 10-15-2004 11:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bookerV
All I've got to say about that is.... papercuts...

LMAO good one

Dane Bramage 10-15-2004 12:30 PM

One name says it all...Xavier. The most powerful mind on the planet. Even if you were a total schlep, you could make people worship your spit! Now that would rule :lol:

bonehed1 10-15-2004 12:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dane Bramage
One name says it all...Xavier. The most powerful mind on the planet. Even if you were a total schlep, you could make people worship your spit! Now that would rule :lol:

I would have to agree with this one....I would have to chose Xavier aswell....frikin mind powers rule. Why have a power to shit money and die by paper cuts when you can just convince them to give you their money with your mind powers woot woot

the_marq 10-15-2004 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bookerV
All I've got to say about that is.... papercuts...


Hey, when there's hundred dollar bills coming out of your ass you can take a little hardship.

denim 10-15-2004 12:59 PM

What superpower would I want? I'll take the United States, please.

Psycho Dad 10-15-2004 05:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by the_marq
The power to shit money. That would so totally rule.

I wouldn't wish to behind you in the checkout line.

I'd like the power to fart at will. That and the largest penis in the world which I would use for the doing of evil.

Willravel 10-16-2004 08:50 AM

To give a 3 week orgasm. That or a beer tap in my living room.

sailor 10-16-2004 02:42 PM

Kind of cliche, but to fly. Itd be pretty cool to just be able to take off and go whereve you pleased. Im sure you could find a way to make money off of it too, therefor allowing you to just fly yourself wherever you wanted to take some damn nice vacations :D

carrot glace 10-16-2004 04:33 PM

is being man-perty a superpower?

Gofclowns 10-16-2004 10:08 PM

Invisibility, hands down

Boomsly 10-16-2004 11:19 PM

I think it would be awesome to be able to fly like superman, I would fly all the time. I'm not sure what I would do maybe become a post-man. lol ya right.

radioguy 10-16-2004 11:21 PM

i would like to be able to transport myself instantly. let's see, i think i would like to hangout in new hampshire...snap and i'm there. how about a bank vault? snap, i'm there and snap i'm back with a bunch of cash!

pippepin 10-17-2004 12:54 AM

Flight, hands down.

PredeconInferno 10-17-2004 08:36 PM

I did this subject first!



muhahahahahahaha!

boredom 10-26-2004 01:39 PM

Uber Extortion with super hacking skillz!!!

no really super charisma + fashion sense, i really need that

LIMilf 10-26-2004 03:42 PM

Invisibility, no doubt about it. Just think of all the ladies locker rooms you can get into.

Yes I know its perverted.

madcow 10-26-2004 06:28 PM

Super intelligence, hands down.

The Magic 10-26-2004 06:50 PM

A teleportation ability consisting of position and time

Lockjaw 10-27-2004 05:16 AM

Gonna make a case for comic book superspeed since I'm bored.

Those who want invisibility-superspeed would allow you to move so fast that nothing on this planet could perceive you. Be it a camera or the human eye. You could just move so fast that you could go anywhere and nobody would see you. You want to check out the women's locker room? No prob..heck you would be moving so fast compared to the rest of the world you could take time to count the pubic hairs on everybody in the room.

teleportation- Why bother if you can be any place on the planet in under a second?
The Flash also is so fast he can time travel back and forward in time.

darkness1162 10-27-2004 11:06 AM

practically speaking, the power to heal would be nice.

in terms of glitz, invulnerability.

Dingo2879 10-27-2004 01:37 PM

Superspeed sounds good to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But counting pubic hairs???????????


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