Letter to Tilted
 

Hey babe,

So we've had a long time together,since we met, huh? Years, by now. Of course, there have been ups and downs, like those two (or was it three?) times you managed to delete all my information in massive hard drive failures... No more access to your most secret places (exhibition, ohh, baby!)

I guess I got a bit peeved after that, but can you blame me? It's hard when your longtime friends act like they don't know you - of course, that's no excuse for how I acted. I know I stopped coming by all the time, I didn't engage in conversation too much - a little smalltalk, but not the long meandering threads we used to share. Mostly just a quickie, and I was on my way again.

But then, that was always part of your great appeal, I'm sure. I've had lots of friends to talk with, but not quite the friends-with-benefits like you've got! You're open about sex, always have been, and like sharing all your personal fantasies - even the ones that are a little off the wayside. The feeling of sharing intimacy like that, how open you were - that's what still attracts me to you, even after our rocky past.

Anyway, I want to apologize for the way I acted. I was a jerk, and I should have realized - friends need to be there for each other, not just the benefits. I'll try hard from now on, I promise. I hope we can kiss and make up, and put this whole thing behind us.

Love,
Bingle

P.S. Oh yeah, check your donation box! I got you a present. I hope it helps you forgive me.

It takes a big man to own up like that.

That's.... *sniff* ... Just so beautiful....

I have a hunch she'll take you back. :thumbsup:

Point well made.

Hehe, nice.

Reminds me of this: An Open Letter to Microsoft Windows

Perhaps your letter to Tilted was inspired by this?

Heh, that's really funny. No, I hadn't seen that particular one before, but there's a few open letters that I sort of stole the idea from.

Bingle

where's that soft violin music coming from?

You have to imagine it being read in one of those R&B voices...

-Mikey