Blackthorn

The guy has more golf talent than anyone on the planet, more money than God, and now he's married. It's got to be good to be Tiger Woods....rock on!

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TheBrit

She's Swedish, IIRC.

slimpigggy

this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

Seandq

She's not really that hot. But congratulations, Tiger. You still suck at golf.

SecretMethod70

heh, I love how people like to tear down those who are better or more successful than they are

And, maybe he will start to suck now that he's married - spending more time on a relationship instead of a game - what's wrong with that? His happiness is far more important than how good of a golfer he is.

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Blackthorn

A) She is that hot.

B) Tiger is still one of the best golfers in the world and would certainly whip your arse on the front nine then wipe the floor with you on the back nine for leaving a waxy yellow build up on the front.

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Flyguy

So who's sport is it smart ass?

moonstrucksoul

what the fuck is that suppose to mean?


btw. her tits look as big as her head.

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Church

Well if you want to get really technical, it was never a ladies sport either (GOLF = Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden), but they sure made a great mark in the sport now didn't they? Why don't you take your biggot views somewhere else, nobody wants them here.

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Seething

She's also a twin. Swedish twins.... *drool*

Can anyone say "Trophy wife"?

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invalidiuser

How old is he? He still looks young. I don't follow golf so I don't know how old he really is but if I was in his shoes I'd still get all the se.x I can get before tying the knot.

Just my 0.02.
But dam what a lucky guy though as far as money wise goes.

analog

I'm not really sure what the hell this is supposed to mean, but it can really only be taken one way, and that is badly. Please explain.

Boo

I wish them the best. While not a big golf fan, I can appreciate her pretty eyes.

IMO - Rude, racist and uncalled for.

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Sp0rAdiC

i think he was trying to be funny

(if you didnt get the hint, nobody found it humorous)

btw, was she a model or something, or did he just find a hot swedish girl and decide to marry her?

Dane Bramage

Nah... she was a nanny for another pro on the tour. that's how they met... and from what I have heard, she is just as rich (if not richer) than he is. That is how she knew he loved her for who she is and not her money... cause he has an assload too.

and um... yeah... she's that hot!

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whocarz

Well, he may be richer, more famous, and have a hot wife, but he's more of a goofy bastard than me. By the way, how the hell does a nanny make that much dough?

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Suave

Well technically basketball wasn't a black sport to begin with either. Besides, why the hell would you classify sports by ethnicity?

Also, she is HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOTTTTTTTTTTTT

Scorps

I don't think so

feelgood

Well, it might be wrong for me to say this but here goes...

Tiger looks pretty cute with that small bow tie

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Xepidemic

hes rich biotch! and he has a hot wife. what more can one ask for

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Being good at something

canuckguy

good for him if its love, just never understood why these "celebs" get married, they never last. Look at the trailor trash britney, imo the only reason she got married was because its one thing that she could not buy. they are so used to getting everything they want, whenever they want it, once they find love or whatever it is they want it all, very quickly. hope this helps him get back on track, that jackass vj singh was talking about tigers swing i read yesterday. damn i hate vj hope it motivates him more.
oh, and tiger will start to play better anyway (not that he was playing bad), once she leaves him and sues for all his money he'll have to start winning again to pay her alimony!
btw that is one ugly tux.

jordanw_us

Tiger is one of the best golfers in the game. In 20 years, his name will still be associated with the game just like Nicholas and all the others that we associate with it now. He worked hard to get to where he is, so he deserves the credit he gets.

Averett

Wow, some really, really bitter people here!

1. She's not that hot.
2. Golf isn't a black sport
3. He's not a good golfer anyway
4. Why do celebs get married anyway?
5. No way are they in love

Christ people, come on! Is it so hard to believe that these two people fell in love and wanted to get married? So what if his game suffers? I point to Pete Sampras who married Bridget Wilson. Did his game decline after? Yup. Did he give a fuck? Nope. He was glad to be married and be in love. He retired not too long ago and he's living with his wife and kid. I think that's admirable.

So yeah, congrats to Tiger and Elin. I bet they'll have some damn good lookin kids if they so choose.

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ratbastid

Hm. Maybe the trophy wife can substitue for the trophies he hasn't been winning lately...

Seriously, she's hot and he's a superstar and all. He gets plenty of money from endorsements. But his game has been majorly in the tank the last year or so. I don't know a serious athlete (and Tiger is a serious athlete) who's willing to let their game go, no matter what sort of marital bliss or financial comfort they've got going on. The guy is a competitor, and I have faith he'll work back to the top, but he's got a long road ahead of him, and it's full of guys who cut their teeth training to top him.

Maybe he should pull a Michael Jordan and retire once or twice, then take a stab at professional baseball. A golf swing and a baseball bat swing are pretty similar, after all....

Averett

Pete Sampras. He has said himself that he willingly let his game go into decline and then into retirement because he loved his wife and family.

And if Pete wasn't a serious athlete, I don't know who is.

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Scorps

But Tennis is a sport...golf isn't...ITS A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

cjayemail

golf is a sport for anyone who plays it, saying it was never a black sport is ignorant and strait up dumb, go kick urself in the ass sir

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absorbentishe

Congrats! Too many claws out in here to say too much.

billege

Wow....we get a ton of new users and it's like being on Fark. Assholes everwhere you look. Wonderful.
On the upside, at least here nubnuts like that get banned awfully fast.

Thank you mods, one more time.

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StickODynomite

This is true.
As far as his wife goes.. she's not that hot. She's good looking, no doubt.. but I wouldn't say "hot".
Anyway, good for Tiger !


And since when do sports have anything to do with skin color ?

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guthmund

Wow, is right. Nothing like tearing a man down to build yourself up, eh?

To be honest, I don't know why he plays professionally anymore.

It's not that he sucks, far from it, but he's made his money. Why does he still go out there and play. For that matter, play hurt. As I understand it his back is a major problem and not likely to get better if he's out there swinging on the course. It's not like he's ignorant. He's well spoken and seems to me, at least from the interviews I've seen, that he's got a good head on his shoulders. Why not retire?

I'm glad Tiger found himself a little nordic sweetie. I don't know them from Adam and Eve, but I'm happy for them. Why? Because it doesn't cost me a thing, so, why not?

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briedcan

Well maybe we will get technical:

http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.htm

Claim: The word 'golf' is an acronym formed from "gentlemen only; ladies forbidden."
Status: False.

bc

timbuk2

Hmmm. Seems you don't even have to bait the hook for some folks to bite.

I've never picked up a golf club in my life, but for some reason I find it facinating to watch. I pretty much gave up watching any sport that didn't have cheerleaders, but golf... don't know what happened.

Regardless of who feels what... my personal congrats to Tiger for his career to date. And... just an opinion... I think they (Tiger and his new bride) look pretty damn good together.

Good luck.

-tb2

Rdr4evr

Although he is rich with a hot wife.....bla bla bla......do any of you actually think she is with him because of love? Sorry, but chances are it is all about the money, not the love. On the golf side of things I cannot comment because I dont follow that "sport".

KellyC

Hey, I'm lucky too....but not that lucky. He beat me in a game of luck.

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Suave

Says who? It's not that hard to love somebody.

Xepidemic

she did sign a prenup

Blackthorn

He's good at golf. Much better in fact than everyone else on the planet. Get used to seeing him aroud the top of the leader board. He'll be there for a long long time.

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TheFu

Agassi used to be really good at tennis then he married Brooke Shields. He still is quite good but not the winner he used to be. Don't know if was because of getting married but it has been speculation for some time. Tiger Woo has also dropped a bit since meeting this woman.