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Blackthorn 10-06-2004 04:40 PM

This is One Lucky Man!
 
The guy has more golf talent than anyone on the planet, more money than God, and now he's married. :) It's got to be good to be Tiger Woods....rock on!

http://i.a.cnn.net/si/2004/golf/10/0...1_tiger_ap.jpg

TheBrit 10-06-2004 04:49 PM

She's Swedish, IIRC.

slimpigggy 10-06-2004 04:52 PM

this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

Seandq 10-06-2004 04:53 PM

She's not really that hot. But congratulations, Tiger. You still suck at golf.

SecretMethod70 10-06-2004 04:54 PM

heh, I love how people like to tear down those who are better or more successful than they are :rolleyes:

And, maybe he will start to suck now that he's married - spending more time on a relationship instead of a game - what's wrong with that? His happiness is far more important than how good of a golfer he is.

Blackthorn 10-06-2004 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seandq
She's not really that hot. But congratulations, Tiger. You still suck at golf.

A) She is that hot.

B) Tiger is still one of the best golfers in the world and would certainly whip your arse on the front nine then wipe the floor with you on the back nine for leaving a waxy yellow build up on the front. :D

Flyguy 10-06-2004 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimpigggy
this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

So who's sport is it smart ass?

moonstrucksoul 10-06-2004 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimpigggy
this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

what the fuck is that suppose to mean?


btw. her tits look as big as her head.

Church 10-06-2004 05:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimpigggy
this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

Well if you want to get really technical, it was never a ladies sport either (GOLF = Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden), but they sure made a great mark in the sport now didn't they? Why don't you take your biggot views somewhere else, nobody wants them here.

Seething 10-06-2004 05:31 PM

She's also a twin. Swedish twins.... *drool*

Can anyone say "Trophy wife"?

invalidiuser 10-06-2004 05:37 PM

How old is he? He still looks young. I don't follow golf so I don't know how old he really is but if I was in his shoes I'd still get all the se.x I can get before tying the knot.

Just my 0.02.
But dam what a lucky guy though as far as money wise goes.

analog 10-06-2004 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimpigggy
this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

I'm not really sure what the hell this is supposed to mean, but it can really only be taken one way, and that is badly. Please explain.

Boo 10-06-2004 05:53 PM

I wish them the best. While not a big golf fan, I can appreciate her pretty eyes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimpigggy
this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

IMO - Rude, racist and uncalled for.

Sp0rAdiC 10-06-2004 06:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by moonstrucksoul
what the fuck is that suppose to mean?


btw. her tits look as big as her head.

i think he was trying to be funny :hmm:

(if you didnt get the hint, nobody found it humorous)

btw, was she a model or something, or did he just find a hot swedish girl and decide to marry her?

Dane Bramage 10-06-2004 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sp0rAdiC
btw, was she a model or something, or did he just find a hot swedish girl and decide to marry her?

Nah... she was a nanny for another pro on the tour. that's how they met... and from what I have heard, she is just as rich (if not richer) than he is. That is how she knew he loved her for who she is and not her money... cause he has an assload too.

and um... yeah... she's that hot!

whocarz 10-07-2004 02:06 AM

Well, he may be richer, more famous, and have a hot wife, but he's more of a goofy bastard than me. By the way, how the hell does a nanny make that much dough?

Suave 10-07-2004 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimpigggy
this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

Well technically basketball wasn't a black sport to begin with either. Besides, why the hell would you classify sports by ethnicity?

Also, she is HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHOTTTTTTTTTTTT

Scorps 10-07-2004 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kjroh
The guy has more golf talent than anyone on the planet


I don't think so

feelgood 10-07-2004 09:26 AM

Well, it might be wrong for me to say this but here goes...

Tiger looks pretty cute with that small bow tie

10-07-2004 09:27 AM

hes rich biotch! and he has a hot wife. what more can one ask for

Scorps 10-07-2004 09:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Xepidemic
hes rich biotch! and he has a hot wife. what more can one ask for


Being good at something :D

canuckguy 10-07-2004 09:33 AM

good for him if its love, just never understood why these "celebs" get married, they never last. Look at the trailor trash britney, imo the only reason she got married was because its one thing that she could not buy. they are so used to getting everything they want, whenever they want it, once they find love or whatever it is they want it all, very quickly. hope this helps him get back on track, that jackass vj singh was talking about tigers swing i read yesterday. damn i hate vj hope it motivates him more.
oh, and tiger will start to play better anyway (not that he was playing bad), once she leaves him and sues for all his money he'll have to start winning again to pay her alimony!
btw that is one ugly tux.

jordanw_us 10-07-2004 09:34 AM

Tiger is one of the best golfers in the game. In 20 years, his name will still be associated with the game just like Nicholas and all the others that we associate with it now. He worked hard to get to where he is, so he deserves the credit he gets.

Averett 10-07-2004 09:36 AM

Wow, some really, really bitter people here!

1. She's not that hot.
2. Golf isn't a black sport :rolleyes:
3. He's not a good golfer anyway
4. Why do celebs get married anyway?
5. No way are they in love

Christ people, come on! Is it so hard to believe that these two people fell in love and wanted to get married? So what if his game suffers? I point to Pete Sampras who married Bridget Wilson. Did his game decline after? Yup. Did he give a fuck? Nope. He was glad to be married and be in love. He retired not too long ago and he's living with his wife and kid. I think that's admirable.

So yeah, congrats to Tiger and Elin. I bet they'll have some damn good lookin kids if they so choose.

ratbastid 10-07-2004 09:36 AM

Hm. Maybe the trophy wife can substitue for the trophies he hasn't been winning lately...

Seriously, she's hot and he's a superstar and all. He gets plenty of money from endorsements. But his game has been majorly in the tank the last year or so. I don't know a serious athlete (and Tiger is a serious athlete) who's willing to let their game go, no matter what sort of marital bliss or financial comfort they've got going on. The guy is a competitor, and I have faith he'll work back to the top, but he's got a long road ahead of him, and it's full of guys who cut their teeth training to top him.

Maybe he should pull a Michael Jordan and retire once or twice, then take a stab at professional baseball. A golf swing and a baseball bat swing are pretty similar, after all....

Averett 10-07-2004 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ratbastid
I don't know a serious athlete (and Tiger is a serious athlete) who's willing to let their game go, no matter what sort of marital bliss or financial comfort they've got going on.

Pete Sampras. He has said himself that he willingly let his game go into decline and then into retirement because he loved his wife and family.

And if Pete wasn't a serious athlete, I don't know who is.

Scorps 10-07-2004 10:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Averett
Pete Sampras. He has said himself that he willingly let his game go into decline and then into retirement because he loved his wife and family.

And if Pete wasn't a serious athlete, I don't know who is.


But Tennis is a sport...golf isn't...ITS A GAME!!!!!!!!!!!

cjayemail 10-07-2004 10:28 AM

golf is a sport for anyone who plays it, saying it was never a black sport is ignorant and strait up dumb, go kick urself in the ass sir

absorbentishe 10-07-2004 10:46 AM

Congrats! Too many claws out in here to say too much.

billege 10-07-2004 10:51 AM

Wow....we get a ton of new users and it's like being on Fark. Assholes everwhere you look. Wonderful.
On the upside, at least here nubnuts like that get banned awfully fast.

Thank you mods, one more time.

StickODynomite 10-07-2004 11:03 AM

Quote:

B) Tiger is still one of the best golfers in the world and would certainly whip your arse on the front nine then wipe the floor with you on the back nine for leaving a waxy yellow build up on the front.
This is true.
As far as his wife goes.. she's not that hot. She's good looking, no doubt.. but I wouldn't say "hot".
Anyway, good for Tiger !


And since when do sports have anything to do with skin color ? :hmm:

guthmund 10-07-2004 11:04 AM

Wow, is right. Nothing like tearing a man down to build yourself up, eh?

To be honest, I don't know why he plays professionally anymore.

It's not that he sucks, far from it, but he's made his money. Why does he still go out there and play. For that matter, play hurt. As I understand it his back is a major problem and not likely to get better if he's out there swinging on the course. It's not like he's ignorant. He's well spoken and seems to me, at least from the interviews I've seen, that he's got a good head on his shoulders. Why not retire?

I'm glad Tiger found himself a little nordic sweetie. I don't know them from Adam and Eve, but I'm happy for them. Why? Because it doesn't cost me a thing, so, why not?

briedcan 10-07-2004 11:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Church
Well if you want to get really technical, it was never a ladies sport either (GOLF = Gentlemen Only, Ladies Forbidden), but they sure made a great mark in the sport now didn't they? Why don't you take your biggot views somewhere else, nobody wants them here.


Well maybe we will get technical:

http://www.snopes.com/language/acronyms/golf.htm

Claim: The word 'golf' is an acronym formed from "gentlemen only; ladies forbidden."
Status: False.

bc

timbuk2 10-07-2004 01:56 PM

Hmmm. Seems you don't even have to bait the hook for some folks to bite. :rolleyes:

I've never picked up a golf club in my life, but for some reason I find it facinating to watch. I pretty much gave up watching any sport that didn't have cheerleaders, but golf... don't know what happened.

Regardless of who feels what... my personal congrats to Tiger for his career to date. And... just an opinion... I think they (Tiger and his new bride) look pretty damn good together.

Good luck.

-tb2

Rdr4evr 10-07-2004 02:35 PM

Although he is rich with a hot wife.....bla bla bla......do any of you actually think she is with him because of love? Sorry, but chances are it is all about the money, not the love. On the golf side of things I cannot comment because I dont follow that "sport".

KellyC 10-07-2004 03:24 PM

Hey, I'm lucky too....but not that lucky. He beat me in a game of luck.

Suave 10-07-2004 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rdr4evr
Although he is rich with a hot wife.....bla bla bla......do any of you actually think she is with him because of love? Sorry, but chances are it is all about the money, not the love. On the golf side of things I cannot comment because I dont follow that "sport".

Says who? It's not that hard to love somebody.

10-07-2004 04:03 PM

she did sign a prenup

Blackthorn 10-07-2004 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pain Train
Being good at something :D

He's good at golf. Much better in fact than everyone else on the planet. Get used to seeing him aroud the top of the leader board. He'll be there for a long long time. :thumbsup:

TheFu 10-07-2004 04:36 PM

Agassi used to be really good at tennis then he married Brooke Shields. He still is quite good but not the winner he used to be. Don't know if was because of getting married but it has been speculation for some time. Tiger Woo has also dropped a bit since meeting this woman.

MoonDog 10-07-2004 04:38 PM

I say good for him! She's hot, supposedly cool...what else does the guy need when he has gads of money, fame, and success? I hope he has a bunch of kids with her and they live happily ever after...while he smashes all of Nicholas' records!

Just to spite the Mr. Negatives here.

Blackthorn 10-07-2004 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MoonDog
I say good for him! She's hot, supposedly cool...what else does the guy need when he has gads of money, fame, and success? I hope he has a bunch of kids with her and they live happily ever after...while he smashes all of Nicholas' records!

Just to spite the Mr. Negatives here.

Here here!!! And I'll add a bronx cheer for the Mr. Negatives!!!

Ramega 10-07-2004 06:08 PM

She was Jesper Parnevik's nanny, and according to an interview with him, <I> she's not even the hot one.</I> Apparently his first nanny was even hotter! And his wife hired them both! AND HE PLAYS GOLF FOR A LIVING!

I'm going to go cry now.

Psycho Dad 10-07-2004 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by invalidiuser
but if I was in his shoes I'd still get all the se.x I can get before tying the knot.

Not with the money this guy has. Hanging out in bars banging anything that has breasts will open the door to another kind of screwing.

paddyjoe 10-07-2004 06:36 PM

More power to him, I say.

I'd give my left nut to play the sport I loved for 7 or 8 years(or however long he's been playing), make a zillion dollars, marry a HOT, HOT, HOTTIE, and then go off and spend my dough while I'm still young doing what others can just dream about. He's probably sitting around...oh boo hoo, I just slipped to #3 in the world, hmmm let me check and see how my endorsements are doing...wow gosh, another 10 million!

They do seem happy together, so I'll just say congrats!

waltert 10-07-2004 10:12 PM

pimp tiger, pimp. if hes been smart about his money, he probably wont need to win another tournament.

tiger did the golf world a big favor, I dont think anyone can deny that.

ultra_agent9 10-07-2004 10:50 PM

I'm not a golf fan but all I can say is: good on ya Tiger!

Nice looking wife too.

ultra_agent9 10-07-2004 10:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ramega
She was Jesper Parnevik's nanny, and according to an interview with him, <I> she's not even the hot one.</I> Apparently his first nanny was even hotter! And his wife hired them both! AND HE PLAYS GOLF FOR A LIVING!

I'm going to go cry now.

Lol! So money DOES buy happiness eh??

Well, even if it doesn't- it sure bloody helps!

Reese 10-07-2004 11:52 PM

Tiger isn't black! ok he is.. but he has one really weird ethnicity tree..

1/2 african american 1/4 American Indian 1/4 Chinese on his fathers side
1/2 Thai 1/4 Chinese 1/4 White on his mother's side.

He's not popular because he's good at golf, He's popular because he's really young and he's one of the first great black golfers. I'd bet a good % of his fans have never even watched him play.

I like to watch him play.. well not recently because he's been in a slump, but generally speaking, he's a good golfer. My only gripe about Tiger is the Media coverage. He had more media covering his wedding than the last PGA tour winner did for winning the tour. I remember seeing a while ago, his 8-9th(ish) place finish was pictured on the front sports page and the winner had a little blurb somewhere in the article.

I do believe that tiger woods is more popular than the game he plays.

Oh yah, Congrats on the wedding Tiger, I can only dream of finding a hot swedish lady to marry. :)

usrbinboy 10-08-2004 09:01 PM

I don't like her teeth

omega2K4 10-08-2004 11:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimpigggy
this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with

Racist.

I don't think she's good looking, kinda has a man-face.

igor23 10-09-2004 12:10 AM

Damn! You go Tiger. grrrrowll!

scarface 10-09-2004 01:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slimpigggy
this kids' days are over, golf was never a black sport to begin with


Hey, is this a racist forum or what ? Ya feel threathened ?
Besides , if you really wanna know , they broke up already ,
so she's free .
Maybe she'll hook up with sum otha black dude .
And indeed , its not a real sport , it's a game .
A not very democratic game , in my opinion , only for the rich .
Unlike basketball I think .

thunter 10-09-2004 03:48 AM

That's one lucky guy.

Blackthorn 10-09-2004 04:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scarface
Hey, is this a racist forum or what ? Ya feel threathened ?
I'll be glad to kick your white ass, son...
Besides , if you really wanna know , they broke up already ,
so she's free .
Maybe she'll hook up with sum otha black dude .
And indeed , its not a real sport , it's a game .
A game for fucked up yuppies who are not capable of being themselves but only measure their person to the level of material life they've got .
And brought up to a proffessional level in which only commerce and big money counts ( like many other sports by the way ) .


Hey scarface...you should check THIS out before you drop one more post.

SirSeymour 10-09-2004 04:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seandq
She's not really that hot. But congratulations, Tiger. You still suck at golf.

I am guessing you have never seen the nudes of her that were making the rounds a year ago or so. I am sure you can still find them somewhere. She IS that hot. Oh yes she is. :thumbsup:

Here is hoping they have a happy life together!

scarface 10-11-2004 10:03 AM

°°°


I apologise to Kjroh and all the rest for my somewhat strong language earlier...
Is good for nothing , your'e completely right .

Cheers

raiders4610 10-17-2004 02:50 PM

hes rich and he has a hot wife

mighty_whitey 10-18-2004 09:55 AM

I would just like a glimse of the prenup. I bet she signed all of her rights away.


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