K-Wise

So this guy posted this at this other site I post at. I don't know where he got it from or if it's even real news..none the less I have to share it. I don't know if this belongs here or in Nonsense to be honest with you.

Man mistakenly cuts off penis, Dog eats it.

"A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said yesterday. It said 67 year old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu said. "I cut it...and the dog rusehed and ate the dog rushed and ate it."

At the moment I am speechless. If anyone knows where he got this from please do provide a link to it. I want to know if this story is legit or not.

Asta!!

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TheBrit

I suppose he could have been naked and had the chicken pinned between his legs... But... Surely you'd notice you were holding your cock, not a chicken.

Ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from making cock/chicken jokes.

the_marq

Google is your friend:

http://news.google.ca/news?q=dog%20e...-8&sa=N&tab=wn

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K-Wise

Fan fuckin tastic marq. You get a gold star!

Asta!!

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water_boy1999

If he mistook it for a chicken's neck, perhaps they can just sew a neck back on in place of the penis.

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Glava

They'd need to have some hydraulics in there too.

cjayemail

mans best friend myass

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K-Wise

Now an actual chicken neck thats been skinned, de-feathered and all that does resemble a penis but the chicken was not dead...it was making noise. Lord forbid my Church's ever makes noise at me. I don't understand it.



See now that looks nothing like a short sword. I think that since he's old and stupid he may have left some details out accidentally. Maybe...I'm trying to give him the benefit of a doubt.

Asta!!

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animosity

wow... so... he has no dick? I doubt he was using it much at age 67 anyway, but still, where is the motivation to keep living?

skier

this seems suspicious. Maybe something else severed his member? I don't think anyone could confuse a chicken with a penis.

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Halx

Either way, a cock was gonna lose it's head.

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The Phenomenon

Ok that was horrible.

You need to apologize

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enderfax

Wow. That's pretty disgusting. I've heard of a lot of things like that though, most of them involve psychotics or drug addicts.

tropple

Holy hoppin saints in a skillet! How in the hell that guy managed to whack his crank off instead of the chicken's head is beyond my meager powers of comprehension.

I wonder if Fox can make this into a reality show: "Growing old Dickless"

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The Phenomenon

This is a major cock-up.

hehehe

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