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Old 10-05-2004, 12:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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This is unbelievable...

So this guy posted this at this other site I post at. I don't know where he got it from or if it's even real news..none the less I have to share it. I don't know if this belongs here or in Nonsense to be honest with you.

Man mistakenly cuts off penis, Dog eats it.

"A elderly Romanian man mistook his penis for a chicken's neck, cut it off and his dog rushed up and ate it, the state Rompres news agency said yesterday. It said 67 year old Constantin Mocanu, from a village near the southeastern town of Galati, rushed out into his yard in his underwear to kill a noisy a noisy chicken keeping him awake at night. "I confused it with the chicken's neck," Mocanu said. "I cut it...and the dog rusehed and ate the dog rushed and ate it."

At the moment I am speechless. If anyone knows where he got this from please do provide a link to it. I want to know if this story is legit or not.

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Old 10-05-2004, 12:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I suppose he could have been naked and had the chicken pinned between his legs... But... Surely you'd notice you were holding your cock, not a chicken.

Ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from making cock/chicken jokes.
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Old 10-05-2004, 12:33 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Google is your friend:

http://news.google.ca/news?q=dog%20e...-8&sa=N&tab=wn
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Old 10-05-2004, 01:16 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Fan fuckin tastic marq. You get a gold star!

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Old 10-05-2004, 02:13 PM   #5 (permalink)
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If he mistook it for a chicken's neck, perhaps they can just sew a neck back on in place of the penis.
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Old 10-05-2004, 02:33 PM   #6 (permalink)
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If he mistook it for a chicken's neck, perhaps they can just sew a neck back on in place of the penis.
They'd need to have some hydraulics in there too.
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Old 10-05-2004, 03:03 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 10-05-2004, 03:36 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Now an actual chicken neck thats been skinned, de-feathered and all that does resemble a penis but the chicken was not dead...it was making noise. Lord forbid my Church's ever makes noise at me. I don't understand it.



See now that looks nothing like a short sword. I think that since he's old and stupid he may have left some details out accidentally. Maybe...I'm trying to give him the benefit of a doubt.

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Old 10-05-2004, 04:23 PM   #9 (permalink)
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wow... so... he has no dick? I doubt he was using it much at age 67 anyway, but still, where is the motivation to keep living?
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Old 10-05-2004, 11:28 PM   #10 (permalink)
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this seems suspicious. Maybe something else severed his member? I don't think anyone could confuse a chicken with a penis.
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Old 10-06-2004, 12:20 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Either way, a cock was gonna lose it's head.
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Old 10-06-2004, 12:28 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Either way, a cock was gonna lose it's head.
Ok that was horrible.

You need to apologize
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Old 10-06-2004, 02:01 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Wow. That's pretty disgusting. I've heard of a lot of things like that though, most of them involve psychotics or drug addicts.
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Old 10-06-2004, 03:04 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Holy hoppin saints in a skillet! How in the hell that guy managed to whack his crank off instead of the chicken's head is beyond my meager powers of comprehension.

I wonder if Fox can make this into a reality show: "Growing old Dickless"
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Old 10-06-2004, 03:24 AM   #15 (permalink)
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This is a major cock-up.

hehehe
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