Ahahaha you only have to ponder upon that for a second to find the humor in it.

Asta!!

My Phone is a Motoralo C256. Its just the right size, but comes jammed full of pink and flowery backgrounds... I dont understand it at all. Also, it has like 30 or 40 some od ring tones, and 1 of them is a normal ring. The rest are ass.

Yeah, you know the world is coming to an end when you set your cell phone to a normal ringer (aka, the old style 'ringggg....ringggg.....' sound) and get funny looks but the dude next to you has a mariachi band in his pocket and noone bats an eye....

You know... With all the weird rings, it kinda makes me happy that i'm used to having my phone on vibrate so it isn't as noticeable when I get calls.... Then again I don't use my phone that much either.

those were some fun days.....

Can you hear me now? Good.

i hate new cell fones, i want my easy to use reliable, unbreakable, $50 with a 50$ rebate nokia...I bought a 200$ motorolla a few months ago and i hate this piece of crap...my calls barely ever go thru and its just as hard for people to call me...and theres so many useless functions on here i will never have to use...i want a fone i can drop off a building every day and still have it working fine, i love cheapa ss nokias!

What's starting to get me more than the just straight out annoying ring tones are the incredibly pretentious ones. My friend has hers set to play the Spring movement from Vivaldi's Four Seasons. This girl has rarely listened to a piece written before 1983. And her clarification for picking it: "If I get a call while I'm around a cute guy, he'll know I'm smart." No darling, he won't know you're smart. He'll think you're a pretentious, if cute, girl.

As for the size issue, Viva la revolution! When people comment about the size of it, I just try to make a joke out of it. "Yeah... I know. See what I got saddled with?" I swear the thing is bite-size. At Halloween I constantly checked my belt clip due to the fact that I swore I kept seeing my phone in their pillowcases of candy, thinking that I'd accidently thrown it in there instead of their allotted mini-snickers.

Actually, as for the issue of HUGE phones... My grandmother just got rid of her huge (motorola maybe?) cell phone last week. Now, I could see if my grandpa had hung onto it, he might've felt nostalgic holding the huge ass phone, as if calling for an airstrike instead of pizza. But grandma? I think she thought it would work as a good club in case some punk tried to rob her.

Ive never had a tiny phone, and I dont see how people use them but theyre all the rage here in Miami with the girls.

if I had something that small I would always be losing it. Right now I have Nextel and I use a Motorola i730 :) color screen, internet access, speaker phone and I have a hands free headset.

Im hoping to get an i860 for Christmas to take pictures and stuff :)

its not a small phone.. Im a chick and I dont see the point in tiny phones. Im not a spy.

I got a Samsung N391 and its BARELY big enough to use. Its got "bring bring!" style ring, but the world would come to an end if it made a simple electronic beep.
It also has a battery life of roughly one half of ten minutes.

The idea of having games and extra jazz didn't even occur to me when I purchased it, so when a friend said to me "oh, that's the one with the hamster right?" I was completely dumbfounded. Wait a second. Hamster + cute japanese phone = ....
Oh no. I could just see this coming. Sure enough he takes the phone and manages to bring up a game featuring that godforsaken Hamtaro thing on MY OWN PHONE.
I nearly shot myself right there.

Hehehe I like that one.

OMG HAMTARO!! YAY I LOVE HAMTARO. PS: I am a proud owner of a cute little phone and I love it!

this is why youre named la petite moi... lol..

but really my phone isnt heavy.. and it flips out to be the size of my face.. oh god my whole face is taken up just like on a regular phone!!!

If Im always thinking Im losing it what good is it? I wish I had the money to get the I 830 which is slim, light and small but not tiny.. but Im hoping to get the i860 so I can take pictures :)

Damn, that sounds like my cell. They put an internet connection, E-mail, chat, camara, and little gray button on top that (quite frankly) I scared to push. But with all the add ons, they forgot to put in a freaking signal that could reach more then 50 feet....and that's on a clear day

I agree, bring back the big hulking monsters.

And on top of that they'll do everything for you except what you ask??? WORK LIKE A DAMN PHONE! I want to be able to make or take calls from this darn thing. I don't need a phone that tells me when to change my underware.

That avtar....it always makes me stop. :D Nice one SecretMethod70.

ps hamtaro is lame

I have a samsung whatever and it does like 100 things - I only want it to do 3 or 4.

I assume they are designed to appeal to children of all ages.