World's King

Has any one of you crazy people ever performed a wedding?

My girlfriends mom is getting married tomorrow and they asked me to do the ceremony. I have no clue what to say. They're signing the papers today so I don't have to worry about that. I just have to be the one that does the ceremony. I've been looking online for examples but I'm getting nowhere.

Help me.

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maleficent

These are a little religious - but they're pretty standard... you can take out the biblical references if you need to...

Wedding Vows

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maleficent

Apache wedding blessing
Now you will feel no pain
for each of you will be shelter to the other.
Now you will feel no cold,
for each of you will be warmth to the other.
Now there is no loneliness for you,
for each of you will be compassion to the other.
Now you are two persons,
but there is one life before you.
Go now to your dwelling place,
to enter into the days of your togetherness.
And may your days be good and long upon this earth.

Non traditional Vows
To marry the person you have set your heart upon
is a joy unparalleled in human life.
(Name), take this ring as a sign of my faith
and my commitment to our love,
and share this joy with me today.

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I used to be afraid of falling in love, of giving my heart away.
How could I trust a (man/woman) to love me,
to give to me all that I wanted to give to (him/her)?
(Name), when I met you, I realized how much we could share together.
You have renewed my life:
Today I join that life with yours.

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Two flames, one light.
(Name), I offer you this ring as a sign of life,
and myself as your (husband/wife).
Let us walk together always,
and let us always walk towards the light.

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I came to this place today as a (man/woman) standing along;
I will walk from it by your side.
Today I cross the threshold with you
and enter into a new and lasting lifetime commitment.
(Name), I commit myself to you as your (husband/wife).

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Today, a day of music and celebration,
I pledge to share my life with you.
Whether the days that come are happy or sad,
I will live them with you.
(Name), I give myself to you as your (husband/wife).

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World's King

Thanks...

But I've backed out. I don't really feel I'm the man for the job. I don't wanna fuck up their day.

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heavy is the head that wears the crown