Aletheia

In addition to that, loud banging or stomping noises. I swear I can hear anything that I know will annoy me.

Diamond

Stupid people. I mean not those who are challenged in any way, I mean normal intelligent people who dont fucking think!!!!! I've come to realize they are the basis for most other things that tweak me.

hunnychile

Thank You!! And people who have "home made rear end stabilizers" the size of zepplins with spray painted metal colors & glued on with Elmers = Yuck! It's quite popular in N. Ca.

Not a pretty picture...causes massive head trauma.

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pinkie

zits.................

Squishor

People who don't even make the effort to check their spelling and grammar on internet forums, who use all caps or say "lol" every other word, etc. Then when someone mentiones their spelling they say "Ya i kno im a bad speler so what."

Strangers who crowd my personal space or talk to me when I'm trying to mind my own business.

People who get the little wad of spit in the corner of their mouth while they're talking...excuse me, I have to go throw up now! Even worse, people who get a bit of phlegm in their throats and instead of clearing their throat, they just keep on talking. My grandmother used to do this at the dinner table and it ruined many a meal for me.

I can't stand wrinkles in my sheets or debris in the bed, or to have anything touching me when I'm trying to go to sleep. Excessive heat is also a sleep-killer.

When you can hear a radio or tv going, just loud enough to hear but not loud enough to make out what it is.

People who use their toes to do things like change the channel on the tv. I think it's just dirty and disgusting.

My sister. God she bugs me sometimes.

People who interrupt me mid-sentence to scream out the car window at their friends they see walking by. My sister does this and I want to just kick her out of the car right there.

Guys who scratch their crotch in public.

Stupid small talk that means nothing.

People who act all happy to see you when you know it's fake.

People who loudly bring up big wads of phlegm from their throat and spit it out. Even worse, people who hold one nostril and blow snot straight out of their nose. Oh my god! When did this ever become acceptable public behavior?!

Babies and small children crying. People who assume you want to see or hold their baby.

People who try to act all experienced when they obviously know nothing about what they're talking about. If you don't know, just ask, don't be phony.

Irritating people - they're everywhere!

raven12

People who dont put on their turn signals when turning.

jordan_is_god

i absolutley positvely hate the other ppl eating thing too... its like fingernails on a chalkboard... my gf hates how it drives me nutts she tries to eat quietly but it doesnt matter i eventually have to get up and move or turn the tv up... the other day at work i was upstairs watchin espn and the owners brothercame up with a bowl of spaggetti o's..... i wanted tostrangle him... it was all i could do to not jump up and scream at the top of my lungs.. WOULD U PLEASE NOT SLURP THE DAMN FOOD!!!!!

Frowning Budah

Not so little, but I hate getting up in the morning.

vinmag7

i have to jump on board with this one - scares the s##t of me sometimes

radioguy

over reacting people. some people blow up for no reason.

Eowyn_Vala

When people say they are sorry and you can tell they aren't!

People who leave trash laying everywhere, even when visiting other people. There are such a thing as trash cans and if you don't know where it is ask. If it is full, mention that there isn't anywhere to put it. Grrrrr..........

The sound of at least ten different phones ringing all day long. I have learned to tune this out at work, but at the oddest times like when I am having a terrible day I can't do it.

Watching the same movie more than four times in a day or two. If it is a good movie I can see maybe up to four times. After that it is just annoying. And movies that aren't good, then the second time around it really is annoying.

People who call you and when you don't call them back in the next day or two, they call again and bitch at you. Sure it would be nice to get a return call right away, but did they ever think you might be extremely busy! Or that you might not want to talk to them!

Little kids screaming in stores while their parents ignore them.

Shopping at any other time than late at night. Too many people during the day.

People who ask when something (ie. the state fair) is going to start and they have the internet right in front of them!

Smokers who blow their exhaled smoke right in your face. Even though I may be smoking as well I don't care to smoke a second at the same time.

Cats in heat!

Abuse or neglect of animals!

No turn signals especially when changing lanes!

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inharmony

aluminum foil anywhere close to my teeth

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Swirlie

r u ready 4 this 1? <-----

Why... Oh WHY is it acceptable for people to converse this way in e-mail or in chat rooms/message boards, etc.? Spell the damn words people...

And people wonder why, when I look at the young kids around me today, I fear for society when I get old...

StickODynomite

"The sound of people eating.
The sound of people kissing especially in movies or TV.
When I bite into a big piece of onion. BARF!!!
When I'm constantly being talked to when watching a show and I'm showing obvious signs that I'm not interested in what you're saying.
People who talk on cell phones at the theater when the movie is playing."
Sargeman, I'm with you there!

Now my turn
people that feel like they have the right to tell me what to do
Snobby people
people who make no sense when they argue
Obnoxious/loud people (this doesn't particularly bother me at a party, for example, but in the mall.. i wanna choke em)
Kids that act like total brats while the parents just sit around like its ok for their children to harrass the crap out of dogs and people(i frequently visit the dog park w/ my two pups)
People who talk negatively about something they know NOTHING about
Huge girls that wear clothes that wouldn't even fit me (that just annoys me so much..bravo for the courage, but dang.. that's going a bit far)
Girls or guys that stare at me like i killed their mama or like im a piece of meat
When someone asks me if my pit bull is a boxer
.... i could go on, but really.. i should stop.

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Leefy

I can't stand people who talk similar to: "hey man wat up with u, how r u i am newb i cnt type rofll!!!"

Amarth

The wooden sticks inside the fudgescicle. *shudder* Grossin me out just thinking about it. Feminists. Suicide. Even moreso, attempted suicide. (Those two probably don't get me a ton of fans here, but hey, it's the way I feel.) Bad Anime. Authority. Con-artists. ummm... that's all I can think of.

xxSquirtxx

That's funny, because I hate it when people ask me if my boxer is a pit bull.

Paradise Lost

Are you sure you're not me dude, but in some parallel dimension that shares
network connections?

Point Three especially comes across in the Flame Wars known as the
Pentagon Conspiracy that's on two separate boards right now.
I need to find just one person out there whom can have a true arguement with.

Oh, I also hate people who don't listen to reason, are close-minded, have
no logical sense about them, and people who hate History.

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Verx

People who always repeat lines from movies. "Yes i have heard that line before because i was sitting right next to you at the theatre"

KUGR

People who say: "I could care less"

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tspikes51

Poor grammar in writing, poor spelling (not just mistakes, but people who don't know that words are supposed to be spelled a certain way), general butchering of our wonderful language, and my largest problem: punctuation where it doesn't belong (i.e. door signs that say "The Smith's." The family doesn't fucking belong to anybody or anything, nor are any letters being left out. Damn, that pisses me off.) I also can't stand people that don't use turn signals.

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tspikes51

Oh, and any -ist that says they want equality. If you're an -ist, you want empowerment and difference. Give it up.

People who let their kids run all over creation and whatever else (especially when they're loud) piss me off. If you let thim do that now, imagine how they'll act when they're teenagers and adults.

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tspikes51

[QUOTE=Squishor]People who don't even make the effort to check their spelling and grammar on internet forums, who use all caps or say "lol" every other word, etc. Then when someone mentiones their spelling they say "Ya i kno im a bad speler so what."
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Funny, did you mean to do that on purpose???

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tspikes51

Funny, did you spell "mentions" wrong on purpose???

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fhqwhgads

How about people who don't know when the handshake is over.

One. Two. Three. Release...

Don't hold my hand and continue to talk to me, unless your a hot chick and you want in my pants. If you're an older, balding male, you've just crossed into that "creepy uncle" zone. Congratulations.

Rdr4evr

I HATE people that use the word "hella" for everything.

EDIT: Fucking grammar .

Dungeon_Shade

I can't stand people chewing loudly. I hate sitting in class, taking a test, and listeing to some bimbo chew her gum.

welshbyte

The fact that a DVD is allowed to "block" user input (other than turning it off or ejecting) while the opening disclaimers and promotions run. Annoying.

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SiN

Me too. ..and I even have a sort of 'alter ego/pretend yeti-ish thingy' for it..Snow Cruncher. grr!.

...anyways...I miss Minnesota winters.

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Rdr4evr

Add people who say "bro" to my list too, they should be lined up in front of a firing squad.

breastboy

What ticks me off is when everyone is waiting in line to get in a show, and then some f**kers who arrive late jump the line just because one of their "friends" happen to be at the front of the line..I just about go postal every time...especially if it's freeezing or raining outside..

Squishor

No, that was a mistake. I do know how to spell "mentiones" correctly. I consider the occasional typo permissable, although it is funny that I did that.

And, Paradise Lost, for the record I am the female variety of "dude," whatever that would be called.

messyjessie3911

I absolutley hate it when I start complaining about something or other and the person I'm complaining to completeley cuts me off to tell me how lucky I am because his/her day/situation sucks worse. That doesn't make me feel better or sorry for you. It makes me irritated and pissed off.
I hate it when I'm passing someone and they decide, " O, I'm waaay too cool to be passed. Let me speed up and make you get behind me again." It's nothing personal; you were just being a slow ass who wasn't paying attention. It is not necessary to show off to me that you drive fast. I don't care if you'll just drive faster or get out of my way.
I hate it when people don't know proper eating etiquette at restaurants. And when they make noises while eating. I also hate the sound of people kissing or doing other things because it is jsut not necessary. Go somewhere where no one else is and save us all the heartache. And I hate it when people tell me too much about their sex lives. woah nelly, I really really didn't want to know that your boyfriend's penis is not circumcised and how it smells and looks and tastes. It is truly not necessary to tell me this. I'm certain there are others, but time alots only so much to bitch about.

skills1

People that think it's funny to injure each other, drives me nuts :x

omega2K4

Me too. It makes me want take a sock, put several heavy duty locks inside of it, and smack it across their head.

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Y2KDREAD

Oh this is a very good topic. The biggest thing i can't stand is the fact that people talk on their cell phone anywhere and everywhere. I mean really, most people are not important enough to be talking on their phone second! I would love to a class and see no one on a phone, that would make me happy but would never happen.

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alicat

I agree with everyone's driving peeves but this one just freaking pisses me off.

Your driving down a two lane road in the left lane with a truck/SUV in front of you that you can't see past. There's a person in front of them stopped and waiting to turn with their left signal on. The stupid asshole in front of you with no signaling or breaking, whips into the right lane to go around the stopped car at the last moment, leaving you to have to stand on your damn breaks to avoid rear-ending the stopped dead car you didn't know was there! Thanks for the heart-attack inducing near accident asswipe. Why do these idiot's do this? Turn signals and brakes are not a suggestion, they're meant to be used.

Next peeve: I cannot wrap my mind around women that pee on public bathroom toilet seats. What are they doing in there?! You sit on the seat and piss in the toilet. I imagine they're squatting and hanging their ass over the toilet without sitting because their afraid of it being dirty. Well if so, guess what dumbass, you're the one making it dirty for everyone else.

3rd: Obnoxious women in public who yell and scream at their children or loudly belittle thier husbands. They are obviously unhappy, overbearing, ignorant people that don't realize other's don't want to be privy to their disfunctional behaviors. I feel sorry for their families, the husband can make the discision to leave but the kids are stuck with a person like that for a mother.

4th: People in a checkout lane who wait until they get their total before they even start to fill out their checks. Come on people, you can fill in everything but the amount while you're waiting. Then, after they've gotten their receipt and it's your turn to move up, they proceed to stand there and fill in their checkbook register! Can they not do that in the car by checking the receipt? Arrrggg, drives me nuts. It's even worse when they do it in the express lane.

That's enough, just thinking about these things ticks me off!

Ali

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yournamehere

All the morons who drive too slow.

Oh - and all the idiots who drive too fast.

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